January 27, 2007

Elimination
FOUND by William Gornall in Cleveland, Ohio
I found this on the floor of a library.
buzz in early morning
Some of which you cannot get from the four food groups....
+ January 27, 2007 12:42 AM +
themexcellentone in suburban hell, TX
Sounds like all the requirements a living being needs to be happy. :)
+ January 27, 2007 12:52 AM +
Patrick
Things you need to survive in the wild?
+ January 27, 2007 01:01 AM +
M-dogg in Rindge, NH
It's almost like Maslow's Hierarchy of needs, but what's this about elimination? We may never know.
+ January 27, 2007 01:12 AM +
Fetta in Australia
That's all I need in a mate.
+ January 27, 2007 03:45 AM +
joistmonkey in UK
That's easy (for a science teacher like myself anyhow!) - they are the essential life processes. Admittedly this list is for an aerobic human or animal (not a plant), but still. Oh, and 'elimination' is taking a dump/whizz.
+ January 27, 2007 03:49 AM +
SugarCookies in Las Vegas
This is a list of personal needs.
+ January 27, 2007 05:55 AM +
John in Paris, France
I think this is somebody's idea of a list of what's required to sustain animal life. There are some implied words: it should be "appropriate temperature" and "a mode of elimination of toxins" for instance. Right on, though: the author saved the best stuff for last.
+ January 27, 2007 06:10 AM +
spy in Kanata, ON, Canada
Hey, we studied those needs in grade 7!
+ January 27, 2007 07:19 AM +
Someone in Ottawa, On.
All the basic needs of life... well except rent, I sure could do without having to pay it.
+ January 27, 2007 08:34 AM +
dave in A2
All the needs one can meet at the library, no doubt.
+ January 27, 2007 08:47 AM +
Chelsea in Brooklyn, NY
At first it sounds like a survival list but elimination and sex? I'm confused and amused.
+ January 27, 2007 09:01 AM +
Jessica in a book on Reading Rainbow
It looks like this person made a list of things you need to survive. They just can't live without reality TV.
+ January 27, 2007 10:12 AM +
clarissa explains it all in in her own little world
the ultimate "survival" list
very interesting
+ January 27, 2007 10:23 AM +
Camille in Long Island, NY
I believe it says REST, not RENT. I agree... it's a list... perhaps of what is needed to sustain life.
+ January 27, 2007 11:29 AM +
Scott in Council Bluffs, IA
I think "a hobby" should go on the list, maybe towards the top.
+ January 27, 2007 12:00 PM +
Ashley in logan, ut
haha you guys are funny... Rent!!! oh my lanta! i can't stop laughing...haha
+ January 27, 2007 12:06 PM +
Elyse in Michigan
Forgot "space" another need for basic animal life...shesh, go to all the trouble to write it down and miss one.
+ January 27, 2007 01:46 PM +
Aisling in Belfast, Northern Ireland
I found this website via Postsecret && want you/s to know I'll be looking @ it everyday from now until whenever =] [&& when i find new things like this I tend to tell everyone I know about them && talk about them a lot]

I'll remember to keep anything I find.
+ January 27, 2007 01:51 PM +
.autumn. in cleveland
this is the first time i've ever visited the "found" site... a link to this site was posted on postsecret in response to someone submitting a confession that they read notes that they find on the ground... it's kind of strange that the first "found" find i see is from cleveland. it seems as though someone were taking notes at a library and i'd like to pretend that the slip of paper was found in my college's library. then i'd somehow feel special and connected, even though i haven't been to that library in months. maybe i go to school with the finder. and if so, i kind of want to leave notes around for him to find and send in..
+ January 27, 2007 01:53 PM +
Raina in Queens, NY
Maslow, a theorist of humanistic psychology, discussed a hierarchy of needs. The basic needs in human life include the things on the note, even elimination (urination & defecation) and sex.
+ January 27, 2007 02:27 PM +
daphne in ontario
these are a few of my favorite things..
+ January 27, 2007 02:46 PM +
SpaJunkie in in The Snowstorm
Add "Friendships" and you've got a pretty good list of basic human needs...but perhaps that could fall under the umbrella of 'sex' depending...
+ January 27, 2007 07:54 PM +
Ian in Calgary, Canada
Do people not read the previous comments? There is some redundant stuff in this thread.
Oh, and lets not forget about asexual reproduction.
+ January 27, 2007 10:06 PM +
apryl in techicolor
right on.
+ January 27, 2007 10:51 PM +
Sara in Oregon
I think it's interesting how the writing goes from print, to cursive, and back to print.
+ January 28, 2007 07:25 AM +
Chelle in PDX
Is that "nutritions?" Help me out here.
+ January 28, 2007 07:21 PM +
Steve in BOSTON
They forgot "TAXES". That's pretty much unavoidable....
+ January 29, 2007 08:12 AM +
Odd Nick in Ca
This seems like something you would check off for elderly patient care / history, or something like that.
+ January 30, 2007 09:12 AM +
Elizabeth in Indiana
Oh my, I too thought it said "rent"! I did wonder what it was doing on this list :)
+ January 30, 2007 11:21 PM +
Kris in CT
i think you are all wrong. it's obvious that this is a to-do list of someone with a cold. breath, drink, eat, take temperature, go to the bathroom, get in bed, rest, and then have sex.
+ February 03, 2007 04:24 PM +
fiendish in a bowl of milk
Kris, I like your version! But yeah, it seems to be the old signs of life for an aerobic animal form. First time I looked at it, though, it really didn't make sense.
+ February 05, 2007 08:37 AM +
Hollie in Pitttsburgh
This is Maslov's Hierarchy of needs. I learned about this in Psych class. This is the lowest rung on the pyramid.
+ February 22, 2007 09:27 AM +
Sean in D.C.
I think they meant "Illumination". It goes better with the other needs. Makes sense too, It would suck without light.
+ June 17, 2007 06:34 PM +
Lauren in Bloomington, Illinois
I just feel bad for the kid who dropped it. He probably got a bad grade on a test because of it.
+ August 24, 2007 06:16 PM +
Kate in Australia
Elimination means doing poo-poos and wee-wees. Can't survive without it.
+ September 28, 2008 11:18 PM +

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