March 21, 2007

Like I Heard It In My Heart
FOUND by April Russell
Found this paper in my yard, very wet. It must be from a girl listing her likes to her beloved.
laura in wisconsin
ooh I always make lists of goodness when i'm sad, but
what's TKD?
+ March 21, 2007 12:42 AM +
astranger in bed is a scary thing to wake up to.
well, i figure the author is a boy..."getting into a clean body/you when i get out of the shower."..I'll leave the rest of this sentence to your dirty minds.
+ March 21, 2007 01:02 AM +
Lizzi in UK
Ohh a what makes me happy list. Sweet.
+ March 21, 2007 02:40 AM +
optimistic in waiting for a sunrise
laughing til it hurts.
+ March 21, 2007 03:24 AM +
Monika in her lonely hotel
Does TKD stand for Taekwondo?
+ March 21, 2007 06:14 AM +
spy in Kanata, ON, Canada
When I think of spring activities, I never think about getting into a clean body! Gross!
+ March 21, 2007 06:21 AM +
Jonathan in London, England
Lovely!
+ March 21, 2007 06:29 AM +
hanna in her jammies
silly astranger - it's "getting into a clean bed w/ you after nice shower". dirty mind!
tkd is taekwondo. tko is an irish band.
+ March 21, 2007 07:40 AM +
Erin in Indiana
I agree. There is nothing better than a man fresh out of the shower. In the towel, with a little water still clinging on the chest. :)

Titus must be the dog. This sounds like a cute little family. :)
+ March 21, 2007 07:50 AM +
and the liv in g's easy
At first I was thinking oh, a list of my favorite things!Spring, music,beaches,sunrise...then I got to the bath obsessive and playing with towel stuff . Haha !
Titus in the yard sounds kinda fun though.
+ March 21, 2007 07:52 AM +
Krys in England
I think it says clean bed w/ you...you dirty minded people! But yeah, weird list and I also want to know what TKD is.
+ March 21, 2007 07:57 AM +
student in college
tko's also a fraternity
+ March 21, 2007 07:59 AM +
Jo in T-Town
Isn't "giving him a bath w/you and him" a little redundant?

It makes perfect sense if Dom Deluise is saying it to Burt Reynolds in the Cannonball Run.....Captain Chaos!!!!!!
+ March 21, 2007 08:19 AM +
Flargy in the yard, hiding
"Titus In The Yard" sounds like the title of a prison-themed porn flick.

I also thought it said "getting into a nice clean body/you."
+ March 21, 2007 08:27 AM +
Eggs1234 in Your Medicine Cabinet, Next to the Pepto
The best line in this ultra mushy list is "giving him a bath w/ you + him." The extra him is just wonderful. It makes me think the extra "him" is actually Jesus (as in "Him"). Then I can picture this lady, her man and Jesus giving Titus a bath with a whole lot of bubbles. Just as they finish gettin' good ol' Titus clean, Titus does his doggy-bath-shake thing and sprays bubbles and water all over Jesus and everyone just giggles and smiles and giggles. And then here comes the towel! When will the fun end?!?
+ March 21, 2007 08:30 AM +
eBrodo
TKO is also a song by Le Tigre. it says "singing when i clean" so maybe it's a song or band.
+ March 21, 2007 09:15 AM +
Jo in T-Town
TKO is also the name of the rock-awesome breakdancing team of Turbo, Kelly and Ozone.

But I think it is "TKD", as in "Totally Kicking Dogs". It's what happens when you get Jesus wet.
+ March 21, 2007 09:31 AM +
Sarah in Lincoln, Nebraska
The bath and towel lines go together, and Titus is the family dog. "Giving him a bath w/ you + him playing w/ the towel." Sounds like a nice round of wet towel tug-of-war after the dog's bath.
+ March 21, 2007 09:35 AM +
Hayley in Panama City, FL
Seems like they are so happy. Awww it makes me feel like there's a chance couples can really make it if there are still people who can be satisfied just with the simpler joys in life. Sounds like something my fiance and I would say to each other.
+ March 21, 2007 09:54 AM +
Norma Jean in Texas
Eggs1234, I like the way you think.
+ March 21, 2007 09:59 AM +
Amy in Cambridge
Krys and hannah are RIGHT you silly people it says "GETTING INTO A CLEAN BED W/YOU AFTER A NICE SHOWER" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that makes a hell of a lot more sense people think about it -
+ March 21, 2007 10:10 AM +
frizzy in burrito
Making sense is for boring and anal retentive people, Amy.

I once got Jesus wet. My dog hasn't been able to walk the same since.
+ March 21, 2007 10:19 AM +
the toms in peepin' thro' yo' windo'
Eggs baby. Whazzup! Do you like it over easy, or on the sunny side? How 'bout in a muffin? Or after a nice shower, and a tug at the towel? Let's get scrambled baby! Yo yo yo.
+ March 21, 2007 10:23 AM +
Mandy in Southern United States
It reads, "getting into a clean bed w/you after nice shower" to me, aswell. Also seems to say, "Titus in the yard, giving him a bath w/you & him playing w/ towel".

I don't think that's a plus sign, but a rather sloppy ampersand considering the nature of the list.

I like all those things with "him", too. ... Minus having "Titus". :D
+ March 21, 2007 10:36 AM +
Flargy in the bubbles with Titus
Eggs, the fun ends when Titus goes after Jesus with his red correcting pen. After that, things just get ugly. Too ugly even for this forum, if you can believe that. Let's just say it's like the immaculate conception, but on Opposite Day.
+ March 21, 2007 10:39 AM +
Deluxx in retail stores near you
Hey Frizzy, don't be a judgenmental bitch. Amy can make sense if she insists on it.
+ March 21, 2007 11:06 AM +
Erin in Austin, TX
what makes you think this was written by a girl? this looks more like a guy's handwriting. interesting, though, that you automatically assume it's a girl when it's about love or romance. sexist asshole!
+ March 21, 2007 11:18 AM +
hilde is in a state of astonishment
That's really funny, eggs1234!
+ March 21, 2007 11:25 AM +
Eggs1234, About to Go in to Hiding Because I'm Weirded Out
Jo, a reference to Breakin' (the Movie!) is about the funniest thing you could ever bring up. What next? Krush Groove? I'll take that over Titus in the Yard any day. But jeez, Jesus would never kick a dog just for gettin' his robe wet.

Thank you, Norma Jean.

Um, the toms, do I know you? If not, you are pretty much just weirdin' me out with those comments. Much too direct and out of nowhere. Hopefully I know you, cuz if not, yo is givin' me the creeps.
+ March 21, 2007 11:32 AM +
Rex Winsome in MKE
YOU'VE ALL GOT IT WRONG!!!

It's a set list. They are song titles. Emo songs. This band played my basement a few years ago. They rock the emo garbage like nobody else (which is to say terribly and with great mediocrity).

"Making our Bed Together" would be their hit single if they didn't suck so much. Poor choice putting it at the end of the set. I bet this show sucked even more than the one in MKE.

(oh and TKO is a Mike Tyson's Punch Out!! reference. One of their few upbeat songs- until the last verse where they sing about how hard it was to beat Soda Popinski, then it gets real sad.)
+ March 21, 2007 11:37 AM +
Flargy in Sexism 101
Erin, thanks for that. I would be worried if some uptight graduate of PCU didn't chime in with a load of self-righteous horse shit.

Now, if you don't mind, kindly blow it out yer ass. (Note that I say "ass," which is a non-gender-specific body part. You know, just in case you're a guy with a girl's name, and not an actual girl.)
+ March 21, 2007 11:46 AM +
Jayyyyy in in the yard with Titus
Well, he may be a sexist asshole!, but at least he's not a judgenmental bitch like you. If you'd stop judgen people and let people enjoy the finds in their own way, maybe the world would be a happier place, and we could all make our beds together.
+ March 21, 2007 11:48 AM +
Jo in Aslut
Erin, this note was written by a drunk gay man. They like their clean sheets. Go burn your bra.

Flargster, way to break out the red correcting pen. I'd like to see a rough sketch of this scenerio minus the money shot. Thanks in advance!
+ March 21, 2007 11:49 AM +
Andie in Arkansas
Perhaps the "singing when I clean" part makes it girly. If I caught my husband singing and cleaning I'd be a little worried about him.
+ March 21, 2007 11:59 AM +
Mandee in Detroit, Michigan
I think this is cute.... My favorite part is "Making our bed together."
+ March 21, 2007 12:18 PM +
Stacy in Sheboygan, WI
TKO is also Total Knock Out (TV fighting show)
+ March 21, 2007 12:35 PM +
delani in investing class
geez, so much hostility. calm down.

i love to sing while i clean personaly.
+ March 21, 2007 12:38 PM +
Eggs1234 in the Alley, Beatin' on Some Bully Who Picked on the Wrong Guy
Rex, blahahahahaha. Classicness! I'm just glad they (they need a name; how about John Barleycorn Must Have Eyes that See the Poverty in Our Hearts?) switched up "Singing When I Clean" and "Music Cranked (Up) Loud" on the set list. That made the first three songs just so consecutivulusly hot (and when I say "hot," I mean like a fresh pile of Titus poop).

Flargicus and Mrs. Jobangles, the two of you are makin' me so regret that red correcting pen comment! Yuck. May God beseech the two of you to stop with this bleckiness.
+ March 21, 2007 12:50 PM +
Rebecca in Cleveland
HAHA Jo, "go burn your bra" really made my day.
+ March 21, 2007 01:04 PM +
Sammie in CT
I don't understand why people fight on here. This is meant for expression and finding things. Not about bashing the person above you :/ C'mon guys.
+ March 21, 2007 01:49 PM +
Rex in MKE
oh, and this whole "Titus" thing is wrong too. There's a weird squiggle in the title for song 9, looks kinda like a U. It's actually the handwritten equivalent of a typo. Really the song is called "Tit's in the Yard"

That's the song where "Poverty in our Hearts" let their frat-boy roots shine through.
+ March 21, 2007 01:51 PM +
Kali in Nawlins
"Giving him a bath w/you & him ...." could possibly mean giving their kid a bath?
+ March 21, 2007 02:16 PM +
SpaJunkie in In Filtrating
I have some friends who have a kid named Titus, so I immediately read this as their list to each other for marriage counseling or just to share sweet things w/each other.
My friend had her own cleaning business too, so she did alot of cleaning w/the music cranked loud..spring was/is her favorite time of year....
Titus and parent taking a bath together...or just giving /titus a bath....
getting into a clean BED w/you after a shower....who doesn't like that?
This is really sweet, and I'd love to know where it was found, cause it could so be someone I know.
+ March 21, 2007 02:51 PM +
Emma in sunny-side-down ca
I'm pretty sure it actually says "getting into a clean bed w/ you," but the author ran out of room on that line.

otherwise I'd have to agree with many of those.
+ March 21, 2007 04:35 PM +
Starks in Sloshkosh
TKD is a very common abbreviation those who practice the martial art of Tae Kwon Do use. I'm pretty sure it's a "D" too, because of the straight side...
+ March 21, 2007 06:10 PM +
Rika in the desert on a horse with no name
Q: What would you get if Titus and Son of God were able to have a baby together?

A: A judgemental bitch
+ March 21, 2007 06:47 PM +
Emily in Victoria, B.C.
Hi all! TKO is a brand of citrus cleaner, which may explain why it lies below the cleaning comment.
+ March 21, 2007 06:57 PM +
KK in ca
i thought titus could be a kid as well, or a dog. either way works for me!

in the spirit of this note, let's make love, not war guys!
+ March 21, 2007 07:02 PM +
Flargy in the movie theater, about to step out, with only two things on my mind
But Sammie, the fighting and bashing are, in and of themselves, so expressive! What part of CT are you from? I'm in New Haven.

Rex, instead of wasting time with Soda Popinski, I think "Poverty in our Hearts" needs to do a rockabilly song about how hard it is to beat up Soda Pop Curtis.
+ March 21, 2007 07:17 PM +
Titus in the yard
I cannot have my bath without Jesus helping, but he's never kicked me; when I splash him, he splashes back, but with enough force to part a sea.
+ March 21, 2007 07:28 PM +
Sara in Oregon
I reckon it says "giving him a bath w/ you then playing w/ towel"... no extra "him".
+ March 22, 2007 12:04 AM +
Dillweed in In the kitchen
I think it's the classic run out of room at the end of the line.
It says "giving him a bath w/ you
and him playing w/ the towel.

Reads differently that way, doesn't it.

Excuse me, I have some corned beef to spice.
+ March 22, 2007 11:50 AM +
Rex in MKE
Corned beef? Dillweed, i miss corned beef like no other dead animal flesh. i am making my own seitan from scratch and would fall over dead if it tasted the least bit corned beefy. what would you reccomend i add to the wheat gluten and nutritional yeast?
+ March 22, 2007 01:34 PM +
Dillweed in On the shelf, still
Fennel, maybe smoked paprika, cayanne

But I like meat. Sorry.
+ March 22, 2007 04:19 PM +
Naughtyaelf in Madison, WI
Hey Rex, for good corned beef taste: pickling spice (comes in packets, find one you like) brown sugar, onion, garlic, peppercorns, coarse salt, bay leaves, garlic, and saltpeter. No, really! Combine the herbs and such in some water or if you live wild, apple cider, and cook about 5 min. after it boils. Let the liquid cool and then you can brine your tofu or tempeh in it at least overnight. Should taste like corned beef as this is the recepie I use to make my own brisket. Good luck!

And on topic - this is a sweet list. Please people, let's try to be kind to each other.
+ March 22, 2007 08:37 PM +
Alone in the Dark
Yeah, that's definitely a D in TKD, which also definitely stands for Tae Kwon Do. Definitely. I'm in Taekwondo, and seeing that made me very happy. I am not alone!!
+ March 22, 2007 09:07 PM +
Rex in MKE
Thanks for the corned beef suggestions! This weekend will be experiments in the kitchen weekend. Full report on monday.
+ March 23, 2007 08:34 AM +
julse
i think it's a sweet list. Titus could be their baby. makes the whole bath thing make sense. I don't personally know anyone who takes a bath with their dog.
+ March 25, 2007 11:59 AM +
fivety-five in in the black hills
Julse,you really are a jb. I take a bath with my dog, Charlie, all of the time. When hubby sees what fun we are having he usually jumps in too.
+ March 25, 2007 11:37 PM +
fivety-five in in the black hills
Julse,you really are a jb. I take a bath with my dog, Charlie, all of the time. When hubby sees what fun we are having he usually jumps in too.
+ March 25, 2007 11:38 PM +
fivety-five in in the black hills
Julse,you really are a jb. I take a bath with my dog, Charlie, all of the time. When hubby sees what fun we are having he usually jumps in too.
+ March 25, 2007 11:59 PM +
Sarah in Smart Lab
Who would name their kid Titus...?


i'd stick with the dog theory.
+ March 26, 2007 10:58 AM +
julse
fivety-five in the black hills...

that's just nasty
+ March 26, 2007 11:17 AM +
the in hamsterinthewheel.com
I think TKO or TKD is the initials of their son or dog or cat? Some sort of underling. Because it says "playing w/ Tavel" (a name), not towel.
+ May 10, 2007 09:41 PM +
whozzz in there
no. i'm pretty sure it says towel.

tavel would be interesting though...
+ November 08, 2007 08:03 PM +
Kimothy in STL
This sounds like a list my cousin's wife would write...and they have a son named Titus. No idea what TKD would be, and they'd probably mention the Bible or church or Jesus at least once... so probably not them.
+ September 30, 2008 05:36 PM +
letsx3party in my pants
@ astranger in bed, i thought the exact same thing. haha
+ January 27, 2009 02:36 PM +

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