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Hope You Won
FOUND by Chris
in Waterloo
Found this in a book my friend loaned to me.
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else's life. Anything goes...
Juantis hopes his friend won cause he's a loser, AMIRITE?
juanits is a weird name
Stoned. Hmm. You all probably assumed this meant 'high'. I look at it differently. Juanits has finally come to terms with her wayward wantonly ways, and has gone to get stoned. After all, isn't that what they used to do to harlots in biblica times.
She's a harlot. She had an affair with Shane the Pizza Warrior, feels remorseful for it, and is now going to kill herself by having an angry mob of fanatical Christians throw stones at her.
Let he who is without pizza or Kool Aid pie throw the first stone.
I'm so jealous.
420!! So excited.
who is your friend, spikolli?...and i like the note, it gets right to the point. and im sure you all know, thats very hard for a stoner to do. they are too easliy side tracked by shinny things and food.
I dunno... Call me biased but if it's pot it's not that bad... At least it's better than cigarettes.
hope everyone has a good holidays
But yea, Juantis loved his friend verily.
Weed verily verily.
JUAN-TON ... OH MAN I WANT CHINESE FOOD. And it's 6 am. It's always time for lo mein.
How appropriate for 4/20. I wish my name was Juanits (maybe it's supposed to be Juanita? but Juanits is so much cooler). And I sure hope I won as well, thanks for the "good luck", Juanits!
I work in a high school... and this note is so appropriate for today! To those who celebrate, Happy 420.
Theres so much to miss when you're stoned...
good choice, good choice.
wow that was pretty mean lucy.
*chuckles and snorts*
Um, maybe Juanntis means "hot rock massage."
*lol
I think this is a great find....and in Waterloo too!
Thanks Chris!
ghhahahah. i hope they werent looking forward to jauntis being at the game
Juantis is just celebrating in advance of an expected win . How nice !
in my past, i have both left and received this very note, with a different signature at the bottom.
well at least we know you're all white. the guy's name is juanito. dip shits. go back outside and smoke some more dope.
oh shit! I forgot it was 420. I had a dream about rolling a joint last night, and now i think I will make that dream come true.
you might be right, judgmental bitch, although since there is a period at the end, it appears that it could be "juan" with an abbreviated last name that was too long to write on that tiny notebook paper. although who cares if you're stoned?
haha happy 4/20...looks like everyone's celebreating. niiice
OK, so what exactly is 4/20 - some sort of druggie holiday??
Juantis never crashed.
hahahahaha, I like the idea that he is actually going to get a hot stone massage.
SpaJunkie thinks outside the box...
Juantis is celebrating 4:20 with the rest of us :)
Yes, Vetta, 4:20 is basically the stoner celebration. Always falling near Earth Day, it is a day for us stoners to wander the great outdoors, munching on special brownies and enjoying being high. It's supposedly based on the California criminal code for marijuana possession...and it's the best damn holiday of the year!
I took it as sort of a pissy note.
"You're going to play poker? Well then, I'm gonna go get stoned! Hope you win, jerkface! Love Juantis PERIOD."
"4/20" and St. Patrick's Day are the dumbest holidays. These people act like they don't smoke pot every other day of the year too, like it's some big exciting thing that they've been waiting all year to do.
As for the drunks on St. Patrick's day...if getting shitfaced at 10:00 in the morning, in the freezing cold, on urine-soaked sidewalks is so great, why don't these morons do it do it every day?
This takes me back. I forgot about 4/20, I haven't celebrated in sooo many years. Maybe this year I'll send cards. Where do you get Happy Stoners Day cards? Hallmark doesn't have them.
ummm...guys...it isn't juanTIs, it's juanITs...or some such variant. but clearly, the 't' is after the 'i'. who spells their name wrong BEFORE they go to get stoned?
schools here are closed because the local highschool found threats...i never put together the anniversary of columbine was 4/20. kinda sad to take such a peace-loving kind of holiday and overlay such violence.
:-(
Thanks Found Guys!
(How long have you guys been waiting to post this?)
Cheers to everyone who's kickin back and enjoying a long drag! Cheers to everyone who's just kickin back!
Lucy, you are totally right.
It's a bit hazey in here. Who's who? I don't get it man! Just pass it around all right!
Side note: Using April 20th as a day to justify smoking pot is idiotic. 420 is NOT a California criminal code for marijuana use. It's not a criminal code for that in ANY state, actually, nor is it a police call number or any other thing related to pot. Know what 420 represents? It represents the 20th day of April. Oooooooooh. Now quit making up excuses for your vices. *lights cigarette but isn’t addicted. smokes b/c R.J. Reynolds makes me*
Now, on that note, I am going to go get drunk b/c it is Friday (Happy Friday!) and tomorrow I’m planning to pop some pills (Happy 4/21!). Next month I think I just might take up heroine b/c, you know, it'll be May and isn't May Happy Heroine month? July is REALLY the month to look forward to, tho. Crack Rock Day is just around the corner.... *readies pipe* But shhhhhh, don’t tell anyone. *shifty eyes*
"JUANITS." = Juan ITS or Juan of Information Technology Services. It's true! Many I.T. people get stoned all the time. That's why they don't really seem to care when you call them up and tell them your network is down...again.
hey samantha, smoke a joint and shut up.
Some of you people without an interesting past or a blemish on your pristine records (any kind, school, work, criminal, whatever) are all a little too uptight about a natural herb. Relax! You all really need to mellow out. At least weed doesn't make you an uptight, stressed out, hating, judgenmental bitch! (Just don't do it every day or you will get stupider, and some of you can't afford that!)
JUANITO -- however, his real name is John, but he's trying to be cute for his latin girlfriend, whom gave him the nickname to begin with. Her way of showing her intimate affection. AMIRITE ?
bet Valentine's day is a real blow-out at Samantha's house. -hallmark exec.
Flargy - I LOVE Rainman!!
wow, someone sounds a little bitter.
also, i fully support any "holiday" that gets people to mellow the hell out. the government should recognize it, it'd be good for everyone. for reals.
420 is actually a reference to a TIME.. 4:20pm.. when a bunch of pot heads back in the 70's would get together to go smoke out. Its taken off since then.
Some say its in reference to Hitler's birthday. and now a reminder to the Columbine shootings.
however, to me? Its just the day before MY birthday!
I prefer to celebrate 182......Turk 182.
KH your comment was hilarious.
Hey, me too!
I am now back from getting stoned. It was a good time but now I am going to go get some Chili Cheese Fritos as I am feeling a bit hungry. Sadly they didn't win so I have to give blood and take part in a couple of medical experiments in order to replenish my stash.
Love Juanits
STR8 UP BALLIN' TODAY. DON'T CARE IF YOU AT THE CLUB, AT THE CRIB, OR JUST SITTIN' AT HYDE PARK WICH YR GIRL -- IT'S APRIL 20TH, SO LIGHT IT UP, SMOKE IT UP, EXHALE DAT SHIT.
hey all stoners out there is hempland. it seems the pot makes you more uptight than people that dont light up. all of you attacking people that dont smoke, your not so mellow as you think you are.
so put down the bong and go outside, see the world with a clear headed mind.
Juanits wins The Lottery.
I don't think it's Juanito... the other "o"s start at the top, then go left around the circle. Juanits doesn't make sense, but the handwriting makes me think it's not Juanito... unless he'd already gotten stoned, and forgot how to write.
Yeah!!! Happy 4:20 everyone!!!! Glad to hear all the FOUND hommies lightin it up where ever ya are!!! Big puffs to you all!!!! :0)
I remember being very disturbed after reading "The Lottery" in highschool. This note reminds me of it too, terrieissovery!
DITTO I'm inhaling!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe it's a cute diminitive-but-not-really nickname between friends- "Short" for Juanita, like "Sars" being short for Sarah, for instance.
I lost.
Doesn't the 420 refer to the (possibly outdated) police code for drug use/pot smoking? Also, a strangely large proportion of the people on here need to chill out... If you smoke pot, good for you, it doesn't make you cooler so stop acting like it does... If you don't smoke pot, same thing. Live your OWN lives and stop being judgmental bitches (for those of you that are... the rest of you are a-okay with me :D)
I wish my nickname was SARS. Or avian. Or anthrax. Or WMD. Juanits would be alright too.
Anyway, I somehow doubt he/she won.
I'm pretty sure its good luck to get absolutely baked whilst a friend plays the lottery in cities named after French landmarks. Pretty sure.
What a flock of idiots. His name is obviously "Ned".
What are you, people? On dope?
as for the greeting card idea, found actually makes cards from holiday themed finds. maybe next year the fine people at this quality establishment will add this serendipitous"find of the day" to their card collection.
Happy 4/20 everyone!
Wow! If this is what happens on 4/20, I'd hate to see the comments on Judgemental Bitch Day (June 15)!
Juanits.. you want it ?.. ju an it?
Theres a conspiracy in there. O.o
I didn't get the meaning of 4/20. Thanks for the clear up. I just might indulge in the herb tonight. Happy friday all. PS: I hope they won too.
Mr. Hand,
You dick!
420 actually refers to the <em>year</em> 420 CE/AD, when aome Roman emperor took his virgin toke from the bong of his gardener and declared an international holiday. It has since replicated and expanded itself inwardly in true fractal-fashion to the point where every 4.2 nanoseconds someone, somewhere is taking a Juana-hit. Could this be you?
Pot is old hat. 'Ludes are much more groovy.
The lottery was the most memorable story that we read last year. we had a class discussion about whether they eat the person at the end, or not. im five yrz old, a child prodigy, in case you were wondering. I can recite the quadradic formula backwards twenty five times easily. can you??
i totally agree with "odd nick."
btw, i'm 5 yurs owld, a child prodigy
I guess I'm the only one who read it as "Juantits" at first. Then I realized there was only one T.
Hey guys, chill out. If you wanna smoke, GO SMOKE! If you dont, DONT TELL US WHAT TO DO! plain and simple
:)be happy
Despite the fact that I'm a beer drinker and not a pot smoker, I think that in a lot of cases, marijuana is less dangerous and less harmful than alcohol.
What gets me is the mentality of full-grown adults running around on April 20th, all giddy about how fucked up they're gonna get. Maybe it made you seem cool when you were 14, but when you're in your 20s, 30s, 40s, etc., it just makes you look like a jackass.
Sit in your basement, smoke your pot, watch some cartoons, and have a good time. But don't come up to me like, "Duuuuude, it's 4/20! I'm sooooo stooooned! Gnarly!!!" or I might just have to punch you in your stupid head.
Some of us perfectly well-adjusted adults DON'T get stoned every day but still enjoy celebrating 4/20 with the rest of the stoners.
I once went to Venice Beach on 4/20 and everyone was smoking pot out in the open, all over the boardwalk. It's nice to be able to imbibe in public without having to worry about getting caught. Cigarette smokers, imagine if you could only smoke 'in your basement??'
I've always wondered about the origin of 4/20 as well, and all the arguing about it on Found inspired me to do a very quick half-assed search. Here's what Wikipedia says (according to them, you're all wrong):
Although many diverse theories exist to explain the origin of the term, it is widely accepted that in 1971, a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California, calling themselves "The Waldos", used to meet every day after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the Louis Pasteur statue.[2][3] The term became part of their group's salute, "420 Louis,"[4] and it eventually caught on more widely. Many cannabis users continue to observe 4:20 as a time to smoke communally. By extension April 20 ("4/20" in U.S. dating shorthand) has evolved into a counterculture holiday, where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis.[5][6]
i was confused by this at first. i thought the guy's name was a misspelling of jaundice. which led me to wonder, "if he loves jaundice, why is he getting stoned not drunk?"
Flargy needs to chill. Judgemental Bitch.
i celebrate 4/20... but only because thats my birthday.
My name is SARS. No really. It's wonderful. :D
Judgenmental, please!! :)
smoking is stupid. (notice the period)
get a life that doesn't involve imparing your judgement. losers.
p.s. i'm wicked judgemental so call me a bitch
go sam! i dont watn anything in my brain besides me!
oh and cry in to my arms/scream in agony why does it matter if you're child prodigies? nop one is any better or worse than anyone else, it all depends on how nice you are.
"Samantha in Kansas"- Shut up and calm down.
"Sam in here"- Same to you, you judgeNmental bitch.
at least I'm judgeNmental and not just plain judgemental. its much better incase you didn't know.
thank you Rachel. and I'm not an adult who has gone through it and knows how it can ruin my life....I'm a sophomore in highschool and I'd still never touch the stuff.
I always thought my Aunt spelled her name Wanis, now I know.
Wow, that explains Sam's problem. Sophomore who hasn't lived. (yet)
You are right, I havn't lived. I'm not saying I'm sXe (straight edge fyi) but I still would never smoke anything. It's just plain stupid.
Nikki's right - when I was a sophomore I never thought I'd touch the stuff either. then I met people who did smoke, and I realized they are NOT all brainless losers and they CAN lead fulfilling and successful lives. So Sam, give yourself a couple years, come to terms with the fact that a lot of what you have been told and taught is a lie, and figure things out on your own. NOTHING IMPAIRS JUDGMENT MORE THAN IGNORANCE! (p.s. if you're going to pick on someone for misspelling a word because their finger slipped on the keyboard, do yourself a favor - open up Word and do a spellcheck before you make yourself look like more of a jackass)
Nikki's right - when I was a sophomore I never thought I'd touch the stuff either. then I met people who did smoke, and I realized they are NOT all brainless losers and they CAN lead fulfilling and successful lives. So Sam, give yourself a couple years, come to terms with the fact that a lot of what you have been told and taught is a lie, and figure things out on your own. NOTHING IMPAIRS JUDGMENT MORE THAN IGNORANCE! (p.s. if you're going to pick on someone for misspelling a word because their finger slipped on the keyboard, do yourself a favor - open up Word and do a spellcheck before you make yourself look like more of a jackass)
judgmental. sorry. it wasn't a slip, I thought it was right. My point was that I double check what I type.
I know plenty of people who smoke...two of my exs smoke (one more than pot)...and I have been pressured many times. I'm not going to smoke. I just wont. Do you think it is ignorant to stick to your word and stay drug free?
I never said I wouldnt try it(pot) but I didnt think I would so soon. Im not as bad as I use to be but Im all for 4/20 lets friends get together and have a little fun on one planned day.
Sam, calm down "judgenmental" (notice it's spelled wrong) is a long-running inside joke on this site. and, by the way, i'm in college and still havn't smoked mary jane even though a number of my friends have offered and my ex did it. and i don't agree that the fact that a person has not smoked pot means they "haven't lived". but i don't go on sites telling "losers" to get lives!
I'm an adult prodigy.
Sorry I didn't get this written on time, but there was this whole baby-mama drama about the video store job not having enough hours, but I really think things are going to pick up this summer. Really, if I can just get the van running, there's NO way I can't pick up a few shifts at Domino's. Free videos and pizza? It's da Shitz!
Are you going to eat that donut? I got up late and missed breakfast.
What were we talking about? Prodigy? They were too harsh. You should listen to old Phish, they really jam.
Later, dude.
post college (28) never been high or drunk.
not judgenmental or straight edge about it.
at this point in my life it's become obvious that those of us who haven't chemically 'experimented' with our brains are the ones with truely unique or 'alternative' mental states. drugs are old news people. monkeys eat fermented fruit to get trashed. there's nothing experimental there. (that's not a judgement, just pointing out some facts)
Sam -
1. I was referring to Rebecca when I mentioned the "slip" - not you. My point was if you are going to correct someone, make sure YOU are correct.
2. If you are a sophomore in high school and already have 2 "exs" - one of which smokes either crack, heroin or meth - you've probably got bigger things to worry about than your elders smoking weed...
3. No one here is pressuring you to smoke and I think it is admirable to remain true to your convictions. What's ignorant and wrong is that you think everyone who does it is automatically a loser just because your "exs" are.
4. You mentioned you are not straight edge. I'd love to know what drugs you are doing (at 15 or 16!) that you think impair your judgment less, or are less harmful than pot!
FYI - I didn't smoke weed, cigarettes or get drunk until I was a senior, and I never did acid, crack, meth or heroin.
Occasional Toker sounds suspiciously like Rex.
Thank you, for the defense put in in your lungs. I have plenty in mine and I can type straight. Most of the tiem.
my ex was on acid. I know it was a problem. A big one.
You are right that not ALL drug users are losers...I guess it's just that most that I know ARE TOTAL losers.
I am NOT doing any drugs. I just dont have a problem with a little drinking. I dont drink yet, but I'm not against it at all.
I back down.
But you losers out there (most will know who they are), get a life.
Hey "put it"... if you read above, you'll see I explain that spelling it "judgenmental" is a long-running joke on this site. I wasn't correcting anyone's spelling.
Give it up Sam.
Oh my god can anyone read a full sentence and follow along or are you all too damn stoned? ;)
Rebecca, I saw your comment about the inside joke (that I admit I was unaware of) after I posted my original comment. I never said that you corrected anyone. I said Sam corrected you - for what I thought was a typo. I only mentioned your name because Sam thought I said she slipped, and I was clarifying (or trying to) that I was not talking about her...This is getting way out of hand people, you're stressing me out...I need to smoke :P
if you are a sophomore in high school then i dont think you should be doing drugs. honestly... you'll be a burn out by your senior year and itll ruin the whole carefree aspect of highschool. it did for me at least... but i waited until i was a senior so it didnt really matter. where am i going with this? no idea.
I already said I'm not doing drugs (and never will).
Honestly, I'm a rare sight in my school, and other highschool I bet. I don't do drugs, sneak out, AND I'm a virgin. And I'm not a 'nerd' or 'geek' who doesn't have the chance to do this stuff. I just choose not to.
AND I already said I back down (NJ in TX).
It all began when the Sunday Grateful Dead shows kicked off at 5:00. By 3:30, the arena was filled with fragrant Dead Heads and anticipation so thick you could skewer it, toss it on the barbie, and sell it for a buck fifty to any hippie with the munchies.
At precisely 4:20, the "smoke 'em if you got 'em" rule was observed by the masses, and the whole place was aglow with flicking bics and zippos being applied to the business ends of countless pipes, bongs, chillems, and one-hitters.
Hi son, hope you won your little league game, btw I am out getting stoned--don't eat all the snacks!
i like getting high, looking at archived 420 finds, and reading people argue for years on end with people who'll never be back to this site
hope it was good herb. =)