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May 03, 2007 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Is that a dog with an incredibly disproportionate nose in the background of the note pad? I must know!
Did he/she mean "come through"?
I think Mac and whoever wrote this were really strung out and Kevin's a source for whatever they're addicted to...
Unless the writer was simply drunk.
...what bizarro stationary!!
I can't get my needle threaded, I wonder if Kevin can pull it through. Hey Mac, I can't darn your socks without his help.
Wow...its weird seeing something from the same city I live in. Maybe I've seen these people somewhere and didn't even know it!
Yeah, stationery is odd...is that grimace pulling a goatse?
Oh, Kevin is definately their (flaky) dealer. I've heard that phrase spoken in desperation many a time. Usually, they do pull through.
Unless of course Kevin is sick or something.
the stationary looks like a lady-bug holding it's hands together behind it's back(shell?)
upside down it looks like a vampire-bat-mickey-mouse
i'm going with kevin is ill, in the hospital.
and ladybug.
the face at the top looks like garfield the cat. but is he sitting atop a rooster? someone please decipher this notepaper please.
I doubt Kevin is ill, I mean, would you put a smiley on the note if he were on the verge of kacking.
I bet it's a drug reference. Kevin always has the best stuff......
i hope he pulled through too (i was thinking a hospital visit?)... and WHAT is onnnn that stationary?
I think it's a ladybug
My first thought was that Kevin is dying of something, and it's so bad Mdkjfdioscjsdkfjdkc wanted to lighten things up with a smiley. Which is what I would do in that situation, frankly.
Hmmmm...wonder what this means? Weird. Very odd choice of stationery - but then, you use what you've got in life right?
What IS that on the stationary!?!?! I can't figure it out to save my life!
I assumed Kevin was in the hospital, and Macklskysq has really bad taste in condolence/encouragement stationery....
The stationary looks like Garfield with a gigantic heart-shaped chest.
First of all: Gross Mike!
Second:
I think this red-blue stationary is a dog sniffing a giant daisy. weird.
The writer of this note was taking a vigorous humping toward the end.
I hope Kevin pulls through with the Thursday CD....
Aww Mike, that's awful! Horribly funny, but.... you know, I wonder if Grimace would even be able to... he is rather conical and his arms aren't that long... hmm.
Good greif this train of thought can not be healthy.
It looks like some globby animal with ginormous boobs wearing a shaving cream pair of underpants. And some hideous black round limbs. Where's the "magnify" when you really want to get into detail?
It took me a few minutes, but it's a ladybug. I thought the black dots were arms, feet, legs, or something like that. You have to look at the whole picture - including the red - to see the faint outline of his shell near the bottom of the paper.
That's one messed up looking ladybug... goes perfect with that messed up note!
Mackenzie found out that Kevin was gonna pull through.. got SO excited.. so she was rushing to see Kevin so she quickly wrote the note! HA! i get it! big huge sigh.
Nearby is right--if you look at the whole piece of paper, it IS a ladybug. The gray/black blob at the top is his head/eyes and I guess the gray things in the middle are his arms--he appears to be holding a heart, or maybe a gift?
When I read this, I thought of a drive-thru window, and this is one teenage girl's note to another teenage girl, and they both work at some fast food restaurant. They are both hoping that Kevin will "pull through" the drive-thru...okay, it's a reach.
At first I thought the paper was a baboon's butt of some sort. But, I got up and looked at the note from across the room, and I could clearly see it as the ladybug. If you can't make it out, step back a few feet and try, try again.
The note is addressed to Mac, but the signature at the bottom looks like MacKenzie, kinda. Siblings with the same dealer?
I just think it's weird that the person the note is written to is named "Mac" and the name of the writer is "Mackenzie" (that's what the scribbled signature reads).
stationary - staying in one place
stationery - writing paper with freaky backgrounds
Definitely looking to score some weed. That's such rookie pot talk right there. When you have to write a note about it, you know you're in the minors... It sucks when you have an iffy connection and a strong desire.
I'm not at all convinced that the signature is "Mackenzie." I'm kind of seeing a really sloppy "Maury."
I think that Mac and Mackenzie (the writer of the note) are in a class together and their other friend, Kevin, is going to get the anwsers to a test. If he doesn't pull through then they all fail.
Note to self...
it's about drugs. it's always about drugs. why do people continue to guess hospital? one only ever says "pull through" as a euphemism, and the smiley face is further reenforcement. however, they're not strung out, or else they wouldn't be smiling.
Yeah Mackenzie is writing the note to her male alternate personality
Or Mackenzie is having an affair with Mac while Kevin is in a coma, and now that he is pulling thru they need to figure something out.
She was pretty wasted, but that signature is Britney's. We all got that Bug stationery in rehab.
i really think it's a dog licking you. the red part is the nostrils, the pink is the tongue. the eyes on top. but he's kinda looking up and licking, so the black spots at the bottom are all you can see of his feet from that angle. and the black spots at the side are his ears. either way, it's pretty retarded.
Andrea, it's not "pretty retarded", it's "pretty special needs".
Please... what is a "goatse"????
That's "symmetrically physiognomic special needs"
Lookist language oppresses those with non-traditional features.
Kevin tried listening to his stereo, but got nasty notes from his neighbors. He lost his job racking leaves and playing with the puppy because of those judgenmental bitches. He came home to wash the cat poo out of his laundry and ate some koolaid pie, and he hasn't been able to bust a dook since.
Sure hope he pulls through.
he better pull though, because i told that stupid idiot i wasnt givng back his thursday CD beacause im the boss, bitch!
cant help being a little judgemental...
Obviously it's a ladybug with gum on it!
:O
klutch, i had to look it up, too. try looking it up on wikipedia. ew.
klutch, i didn't know what it was either and looked it up on wikipedia. ew. if you are that curious, i'd suggest you do the same.
I think it is a ghost holding a flower out to you.
Sexy Manatee?
I think they're planning on going out somewhere and they want Kevin to go, but he usually sells them out, so that's why she's saying maybe he'll "pull thru" tonight..as in he'll actually go..Doubt he did though..=\
goatse. ewwwww. i googled it and got a link to the pic. i am not a homophobe by any means (ask my wife! yes, i'm her wife too...) but this was too much for me. maybe i'm getting old.
*sigh*
i used to be immune to offensive material....how times have changed....
So... a sick friend of mine sent me the goatse image over email a few years ago. but, really my memory of it pales in comparison with "pete's hole" from the dirty found tour. I should've kept my eyes closed.
Every time I see this I laugh hysterically at Moon W. Trash's description...gets me every time.
OMG Mike, I laughed and gagged at the same time. Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that's particularly difficult to do while you're trying to feign productivity and eat a Baby Ruth (no kidding!) at work.
I originally thought it was a note about an ailing kevin written on a picture of a cow wearing a firefighter hat in the style of those dawg pictures.
It's about drugs.
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