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July 19, 2007 |
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Violating Carvelle
FOUND by Lisa Knoche Kite
in Oklahoma
I found this note/business card when I was walking down a residential street.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
if i was carvelle i would miss it the violating sounds promising
If someone left ME that note, I'd probably be late on purpose!
hell yeah, someone is getting play at work:)
yep the threat of being violated sure sounds good. until you think what the person who wrote it might look like. if it was a sleazy boss you'd wanna be on time
I think Carvelle is on probation and has not been to their appointments and so therefore if they do not turn up, will get violated. Ooooo.
I feel violated just reading this note.
Someone just got their key piece of evidence in their sexual harassment lawsuit! [/singsong]
Sounds like violation if you do, violation if you don't.
Promises, promises.
Ok, this is TOTALLY an assumption, BUT...
The handwriting looks like a woman's. Carvelle sounds like a woman's name. I'm thinking the person who wrote this was probably a porn actress playing the "boss" and these were the only real lines she had to remember to say, so she wrote them down so she wouldn't forget them.
The next card was probably Carvelle's line. She's obviously late and boss lady is waiting, pacing the room back and forth in her shorty short red leather skirt, black stockings with seam up the back, low cut white silk blouse with the top buttons undone and the rest stretched tightly across her most recent set of implants. Boss lady is pacing back and forth, snapping a riding crop in her hand every time she turns to continue her pace. Then Carvelle throws the door open and looks down at her cue card and says loudly, but breathlessly, "I'm Late!". Cue the cheesy 70's porn disco music, boss lady slams the door shut and bam! The girl on girl violation action takes off from there.
Again, it's just an assumption.
prison/juvie, broke/violated terms of parole, maybe?
Yummy
Nortikiwi and Really have it right.
To "violate" someone means to declare them in violation of the terms of their probation or parole, which is an automatic trip back to jail to serve out their time. It's quite a serious thing -- an immediate loss of freedom.
Sadly, the power to "violate" someone is often abused.
It would be interesting to see the business side of this card.
But I very, very much prefer Jello's wonderful interpretation.
is it warm in here, Jello? or is it just me...
anyone notice that the date on the note is Tuesday, 7/19... and today is thursday, 7/19?
Well, damnarolla. Jello wins.
ooooo... sexy !
hey Jello, where exactly is Mold? Is it anywhere near Indy? and are you male or female.. I think I am turning this into Found dating service
Lesbian prison porn, so early in the morning? What have I done to deserve this day?
I believe it *is* a little warm in here! (fanning self) A little Carvelle should take care of that... oh, no, wait - that's *Carvel* ice cream cake.
HAH! Jello, you win the best interpretation of the day!!!
Jello, sounds like you've done this before or at least have watched many a *movie*
Interestingly enough.....
http://www.realdetroitweekly.com/article_2112.
That's my kinda note! Love it! And on a business card - For a good time call....And if you need work done call too
;)
Heheheh I like it. heheheh
I think the note writer is confused, I think they met, "Be in my office 8am on Tuesday SO I can violate you." :) Either way, I couldn't think of anything better to do on a Tuesday morning.
This is hillarious! It could mean so many things. I love the sense of mystery. I certainly hope she is not 'violated' any time soon. This guy sounds like a creep who makes empty threats.
Oh the possibilites....the possibilities....
* I like jello's interpretation...I also feel that PO 2007 is right too...and so are the comments about a creepy, no good boss...it could go soooo many ways.
I think however, I'll take the first suggestion (thanks jello) .....AND a 'Carvel' ice cream cake too...even though it is kind of early in the day - could be fun.
And that's my final answer.
Mmmmmmmm
dogs in space-- what does that mean? its an old found?
How ironic. I just read this after a refresher course on workplace violence/sexual harassment and such.
I can't stand the personality of my boss, but looks wise, she's about a 9. I'd be in around 8:15 that day.
"violating"... hehehe. So I am listening to the radio right now and what is playing is sooo fitting... its some sound bites from those Dateline specials about internet creeps... "I want to *bleep* your *bleep*" etc etc... icky. For Carvelle's sake I hope her boss is hot.
Carvelle sounds like a guy's name to me. Or an ice cream cake. Does anyone remember the old Carvelle ice cream cake called "Cookie Puss"?
she's gonna get it!!!!!
I remember cookie puss! (and also there was a roller derby girl named Cookie Push in the Boston Derby Dames!)
What's the business card say on the obverse I wonder?
Shouldn't it be "...or I [will] violate you.."? Carvelle isn't late yet, they can't already be in the process of violation.
Either way, I would be concerned and go VERY early. Cute or not, I'm not going to let someone violate me! (I'd rather be the one violating)
I wonder if I can get penciled in for a 3:00 dry-humping.......
I love Jello's scenario - how fun!
As yummy as Carvelle Ice Cream cake sounds, I think it actually says Camelle...
And I wonder if they're misusing the word "violate"? Do they really mean, if you're not in my office, you'll be terminated? Disciplined? I'm just wondering if it is some really ignorant boss who doesn't have command of the language.
Hmmm...one never knows...
The thing about Carvel that I discovered as a kid by wtaching those commercials all summer long was that they only had one cake mold. So "Cookie Puss" was just "Fudgie the Whale" turned upside down. Now that to me seems like a violation to me.
Did I mention to me?
7-19 is not a tuesday.
If i was a probation officer (which is the only reasonable explaination for this find) i wouldn't be wasting no time with business card ultimatums. I'd check my appointment book every morning and start 'violating' people every afternoon. That free up time to read catandgirl.com and ramble endlessly on this comments page.
Fuck em, you want back into society first thing you gotta be able to do is keep your goddamn appointments, amiright?
spam protection: happy IS an opposite of down. i know, i was down two weeks ago and now i'm so happy it's made me sick.
caps! Then I would be scared. Reminds me of a horrific boss I once had. She had come over from the CA Dept. of Corrections. One minute in late and you were in big trouble. She spoke with her eye. And if you were more than 4 minutes late, she'd call you into a conference room to discuss your tardiness. She loved putting everything in writing and turning it into an official document, which of course included her signature. EEEks!
I don't know why but the writer of this strikes me as a fantasist. I have excellent "gaydar" and this is setting off the big bells - am picturing some really fugly built-like-a-brick-shithouse boss with the hots for the winsome willowy blonde office vixen. She's written this card out to further her own fantasies, never meaning it to see the light of day but ... somehow, it has dropped from her purse/satchel and she is now haunted by thoughts of who might pick it up.
Rex... hope your throat feels better. Two weeks is a long time, but then I've never had something like that. Feel better! :)
To whomever deserves these:
1) It's grammAr, not grammer
2) 7/19 has fallen on a Tuesday in the past, and with any luck, will fall on a Tuesday in the future
3)this find IS the "business side" of the card, methinks
4) "Obverse"? Really? I'm gonna hafta look that one up.
I miss the goat.
Cookie puss ! Obverse ! You guys slay me !
7-19 was a Tuesday in 2005...
and will be again in 2011...
so is she wasn't violated already she has a good amount of time to get to that office by 8 am.
Oooh! A find from the future....
grammar bitch -- You should have looked up "obverse" before you made fun of it. It's a real word and used correctly by Jackrabbit.
Jello and fans...
It's not necessarily a porn star's line! Some people also like to act out their naughty fantasies in the privacy of their own homes. Maybe this is a note from Carvelle's S.O., hinting at what may happen during their next playtime.
On the Carvel tip... We used to call him "Fudgepack" the Whale. Now, *thats* a violation!
hahaha grammar bitch, you are hilarious in rare form!
Also, I was really excited to see a find from Oklahoma (oh Jo, whoever you are now- Turbo? Jello?- I miss our OK chat; I wish you'd fill me in!). So, as Jo recommends, I googled the finder and I found a picture of her at OU (where I went to school) with some people I know. So wow, small world!
If the FOUND guys hate us so much that they refuse to put a "see the other side" function up for us, I think the finders should start telling us what the other side of their finds say in their comments. Lisa- what business was this business card from!?
; )
Well, I'm reluctant to reveal the origin because so many of the proposed "scenarios" in this comments section are much more titilating, but since you asked: it's from a parole officer at the Oklahoma County Community Sentencing Board. I hope Carvelle made his appointment! Maybe throwing the card out is evidence to the contrary. Thanks for all the funny comments.
i would SO be late!
Thank you, Lisa!
I'm late. Ah bugger.
maybe carvelle is sleeping with her boss... and "violation" is not that "unwanted"... we never know...