June 05, 2005

No Nuthin
FOUND by "Assistant Editor"
I found this sticking to a traffic cone inside the University of Alaska Anchorage Campus Center. I'm assuming it's a wet paint sign, but there was nothing being painted that I saw.
Nathan in Yuma, AZ
I can make out "NUTHIN" as "NOTHING"... but what the heck is "Mouy"?
+ December 01, 2006 03:16 PM +
ern in tampa
no movy, dont move that cone. don't do "nuthin" to that cone. i think the author anticipated that no one would see what was being painted, or protected... whatever else cones indicate, and prepared a defense.
+ December 03, 2006 10:07 AM +
Aly in Harrison, Arkansas
hahaha i love it. it seems like something my boyfriend would say. hes a perfectionist
+ February 10, 2007 09:32 PM +
rob in Philadelphia
i'm suprised no one commented on the sexual references here. i think your all wrong and it was very sexual.
+ February 23, 2007 09:14 AM +
nivea in amarillo, texas
mouy is move-y...dont touch, bump, move or anything!
+ March 16, 2007 04:23 PM +
nita in pembroke pines, fl
i think rob is right. it's <b>only</b> sexual.
+ March 19, 2007 06:36 PM +
Kelly in Canada
HAHAHA.
My god, that is awesome.
Whoever thinks to begin a note with NO TOUCHY is a hero in my books.
+ March 20, 2007 09:03 PM +
b in oregon
I don't know why but I am more compelled to respect this "NO TOUCHY!" sign than any stale "Wet Paint" sign. It just seems so commanding and authoritative even though spelling and grammar are completely ignored.
+ April 03, 2007 11:27 AM +
mo in australia
Hahah, this made my day. :-)
+ July 09, 2007 09:35 AM +
Slictor in NYC
IF a woman ever told me this I think I would break down in uncontrollable fits of sobbing while masturbating.
+ August 10, 2007 10:45 AM +
Slip slid in away
Slictor, I hope you movy yourself someplace private before you start touchy yourself. I'm afraid I'd have to bumpy you outta my sight if you lost it like that in front of me.
+ August 22, 2007 08:14 AM +
Slip dip pip pop in in Alaska
I hate this it does not make sense!!!!!!!!!!!
+ October 06, 2007 11:52 AM +
Porter in Hollywood
I can handle no touchy, but no bumpy?

Bitch, please!
+ November 17, 2007 12:14 AM +
KC in the sunshine ban
This is my new desktop background. As a high school teacher (and a road repairer, apparantly), you have to cover every eventuality!
+ December 04, 2007 11:28 AM +
Erica in Florida
This is an excellent sign. Somebody should set it to music.
+ January 05, 2008 09:31 PM +
Alvacado in the fridge, rotting
I have this on my desktop at work to discourage a nosy coworker, if in fact she ever decided to snoop. The IT guy discovered it yesterday, and I explained to him about found and why I had it on my desktop, and he said "and that's going to stop her?" which I found funny, because no, it wouldn't.

Needless to say, I still have it, I love it and I changed my password and lock my computer every lunch and when I clock out for the day!
+ November 12, 2008 10:59 AM +
Ice Storm Survivor in Damariscotta
Like something a soon-to-be estranged wife would post on her shoulder to discourage advances from Hunny Bunny when he came to bed later.
+ December 17, 2008 05:53 PM +
medusalovessnakes in Portland Oregon
Sarah Palin abstinence only education program
+ August 01, 2009 09:06 PM +

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