December 26, 2008

Are Better Than One
FOUND by Brandon Eiland in Tulsa, Oklahoma
A buddy and I were clearing a brush pile on the wrong side of the tracks and came up with this.
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Looks like that dude with pigtails and a Mexican wrestling mask gave that emo kid a good punch in the lip.
+ December 26, 2008 12:19 AM +
Tech Sergeant Chen
I can definitely see why the artist chose to put emo guy's hair dramatically over that eye. (is that TAFKAP? is he still going by TAFKAP?)

I don't get the pony tails.
+ December 26, 2008 12:31 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
Looks like the bond between a boy and his faithful....gremlin? (Ears?) Or is that his girlfriend in the bondage mask he gave her for Christmas?
+ December 26, 2008 01:56 AM +
Kermit Fog in love with the emo boys
Come on, guys. This is clearly the same person. His emo bangs are just extensions that he uses to cover up his true identity on his day job. When he needs to put on the superhero mask, the hair has to go somewhere, so he clips it on to the back of his head.

+ December 26, 2008 02:14 AM +
catcher in the rye
Looks like Dave Navaro and a female Mexican wrestler
+ December 26, 2008 07:35 AM +
Mom Interrupted in transition to the right side of the tracks.
I think the emo kid is the secret lovechild of Dr Spock. Check out those ears.

This is him with his faithful alien dog. Those aren't pigtails- they're ears.
+ December 26, 2008 09:48 AM +
Agent Ling Hi in the Orient Express
@ Tech Sergeant Chen, I don't know TAFKAP, but I thought he looked like Prince.



Oh. Duh.
+ December 26, 2008 10:08 AM +
Cotton in Dixieland
I think the mark on the guys lip and the dots below on his chin are meant to show he has a labret and "snakebites" pierced. If you look at his eyebrow, I think it's also pierced.

The image to the right disturbs me. Emotionally scared Emo by day, vengeful Lucha libre by night? Creepy....
+ December 26, 2008 10:14 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
Branson, please elaborate on the "wrong side of the tracks". Cause in Tulsa, the wrong side is the north side and the brothers don't draw scrawny emo white kids. But his head is big enough to be west side. He is definatly midtown material.

Anyway, the kid looks like he fell down a flight of stairs while carrying a tackle box.
+ December 26, 2008 10:22 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
*Brandon (I DEFINATELY need a trip to the Ozarks)
+ December 26, 2008 10:24 AM +
Lolita
Looks like a fish head with a feather stuck on the back
+ December 26, 2008 12:18 PM +
brandon is in bred
quite sick of self submitted "finds".
+ December 26, 2008 12:31 PM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Person above me,

What makes you think it's a fake? That's a pretty random statement to make without explaining what it is about this drawing that raises your suspicion.
+ December 26, 2008 12:51 PM +
Steph
The person who drew this is pretty good with detail, I mean look at emo kids ears. I have to say though strange things to draw, they are pretty good :)
+ December 26, 2008 02:14 PM +
Tang.
Isn't there supposed to be nostril holes in a bondage type mask? I think that looks like Dave Navarro too. Definitely.
+ December 26, 2008 03:23 PM +
brandon is in bred
@ Flargy in New Haven, CT:

The found description is too short, but while it is too short, it manages to contain details that do not make sense, and are inconsequential to describing the "find".

"a buddy and i"? really? that is the *new* version of, "a friend of a friend...."

"clearing a brush pile"? really? for what reason? who clears a random brush pile?

"wrong side of the tracks"? really? who says that?

the whole thing stinks of horse manure, and i don't like it.

I am entitled to have my opinion, as baseless as you may think it is.

See? My one-lined opinion came off quite a bit less A-hole, eh?
+ December 26, 2008 04:52 PM +
not really worried who what when where why or how often.
you sound like someone who'd complain if the submitter were to write out a concise, detailed description of the scene of the find, too.
+ December 26, 2008 05:41 PM +
Clover in the cold
I hope this isn't what I'm thinking.. a self-portrait by emo guy of himself and his girlfriend. He doesn't want her to breathe or speak (no nose or mouth) yet he wants her to always look up to him. These thoughts are creepy, and so is the drawing, and I think I'll go somewhere else now.
+ December 26, 2008 05:45 PM +
Deliverance in the Appalachians
@ Flargy

Don't pay Brandon any attention, inbreeding does weird things to the mind. Is that banjos I hear??
+ December 26, 2008 06:05 PM +
Night in gale
Yeah, Flargy. You could always offer that person a free pass to bite you and be an overall pain in the ass. Just get a cootie shot first. Sooo-ie!
+ December 26, 2008 06:46 PM +
It IS a half assed description.
Some regulars around here don't like people to state their opinions. I don't think Flargy even needed any backup. He was just asking the guy what makes him think it's a fake. Then you pipe in with insults and criticism. Next thing you'll be calling people trolls. Hypocrites.
+ December 26, 2008 07:37 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
EMO: Bring out El Lucre Gimpo...

MAYNARD: The El Lucre Gimpo's sleeping...

EMO: Well, I guess you'll just have to wake him up now, won't you?
+ December 26, 2008 08:13 PM +
OBVIOUS. in Hawaii
this is so obvious. i agree with "Kermit Frog in love with emo boys" up untill he said "superhero"

its obviously
emo boy by day
LUCHADOR (spanish wrestler) BY NIGHT.

duh! :D
+ December 26, 2008 10:05 PM +
Mary Shea in Virginia
It's funny Brandon mentioned something (although I did find his tone a bit aggravating) -- I thought it might be fake too.

The way he said in his description "came up with" seemed like he had created it and submitted it himself.

Perhaps it's just because I don't hear that phrase very often. It's definitely subjective, and I haven't much a spine to support my accusation(? not sure if that's quite the right word)
+ December 26, 2008 10:31 PM +
I'm regular too in the Found world.
@ IT IS
Waa, waa, waaa, some of us "regulars"! Waa waa.
+ December 27, 2008 06:19 AM +
Just me in my house
My buddies and I clear brush piles on the wrong side of the tracks all the time and come up with all kinds of stuff. Nothing fake about this find.

I was thinking that emo guy might be wearing those special contact lenses that make your pupils the shape of a cat's.
+ December 27, 2008 07:53 PM +
Butch Coolidge in a black mask
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
+ January 10, 2009 05:08 PM +

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