December 21, 2008

You Bring the Paper Bag
FOUND by Amber in Vermont
This was stuck to the wall above one of the washing machines in the basement of a residence hall on campus.
drifting in the sky
Ooooooo! I wanna come! I have red fuzzy handcuffs will those work?
+ December 21, 2008 12:14 AM +
Jan in side, alone on a Saturday night
I don't have any shoes to go with that outfit.
+ December 21, 2008 01:15 AM +
Monkey in denial
paper bags, and handcuffs...

not THAT'S my kind of Christmas party
+ December 21, 2008 04:04 AM +
Steph
umm, what are Haincuffs?

Something I should know about? lol
+ December 21, 2008 06:29 AM +
Steph
I really should not be awake, I keep leaving out key letters in my typing! GRRRR!

Haindcuffs...they dotted an invisible i....
+ December 21, 2008 06:30 AM +
lawndude in nc
the paper bag makes me feel like someone is not very attractive.
+ December 21, 2008 08:00 AM +
Night in gale
(Dude, leave your wallet at home.)
+ December 21, 2008 10:25 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
Nothing like a little glue huffing or friendly auto-erotic asphyxiation to start (or end) a party real fast...
+ December 21, 2008 10:39 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Either the addressee is especially ugly and wiggly, or they're planning a rousing game of cops and winos.
+ December 21, 2008 11:24 AM +
I want in !
strobe light.. ooh ooohh ooohhh..
strobe light!
+ December 21, 2008 11:53 AM +
Oatmealio in H-town
Lol@ lawndude
+ December 21, 2008 12:21 PM +
Coyote
Ummmm...
what's everyone else bringing?
either this is one hell of a party or these two really just don't get the concept of "Potluck"!
+ December 21, 2008 02:27 PM +
me in the snow and ice
Call me old-fashioned, but I'd rather be fully conscious for the party.
I'll bring the wine and tunes....
+ December 21, 2008 03:11 PM +
dude in the petshop
i've got the brains
you've got the looks.
let's make lots of money.
+ December 21, 2008 03:15 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
I'll bring the ball gag and lubricant .....
+ December 21, 2008 03:20 PM +
fooch
I must live in a bubble. A paper bag? Handcuffs?
Not much of a party, if you ask me.
+ December 21, 2008 03:51 PM +
Lolita
I'm with Coyote on this: what is everyone else bringing?
+ December 21, 2008 05:12 PM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
I'll bring the tarps.
+ December 21, 2008 07:56 PM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Oh, and baby oil.
+ December 21, 2008 07:57 PM +
Librarian in the woodwork
This note was written by some folks under a solemn religious vow of silence. They had to write everything they would otherwise have said aloud.

The note is part of an innocent party game where the players 'in the know' say they are each going to bring two things to a picnic or party. Then those NOT 'in the know' will say what they will bring, and keep trying other things, until they hit upon the secret: that the things have to be spelled beginning with the first letters of the bringer's first and last names.

You keep playing until those NOT in the know all figure it out, or get driven crazy.

Hence: this note was written to someone like Pete Best, or Paul Britton (P... B... for paper bag) and written by someone named something like Hillary Clinton, or Harry Carey (H... C... for hand cuffs).

If "P.B." gets it, then he/she will write back something like "No, I'll bring Peanut Butter; you bring a Hat and Coat."

Wild times in the silence of the retreat house!

I will bring Lasagna and Weebles (L[ibrarian] and W[oodwork]). What are you bringing?
+ December 21, 2008 07:58 PM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
...in bed.
+ December 22, 2008 12:14 AM +
JAC in SNOWED IN GOLF RESORT
i'll bring the jacuzzi hot tub you bring the lube and whips.
+ December 22, 2008 10:42 AM +
Richard Girth in Texas
Good thing... Last time we used the plastic bag, it didn't work out so well.
+ December 22, 2008 11:19 AM +
Leeny in Portand OR
You know... that's a waste of trees.
haha.
:]
+ December 22, 2008 04:19 PM +
Hilary in GMC Vermont
OMG! I wrote this! I know Amber! It was in Lyman during my freshman year when I got bored and ran around leaving notes everywhere. I love that it was appreciated as it should be.
+ March 04, 2009 04:56 PM +

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