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December 22, 2008 |
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A Big Surprise
FOUND by Todd Sacco
in Charlottesville, Virginia
My roommate found this in our mailbox right before Christmas. Apparently, there is a total nutjob in our neighborhood. The hand drawn map is the best thing... check out the continent of "Lesbians." Wow.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Don't look now, but I think South America has chicken pox.
Also, I like that the North America shape is labeled "earth 666 beast" ... I knew it!
Ok, so why are the continents of Gays and Lesbians so far apart? What is the frikkin' point?
(Did that angel at the top of the paper draw this? It seems he/she has been caught red-handed with that really big pencil)
It kind of reminds me of this:
http://tinyurl.com/7m5g86
p.s. personally, I am quite offended by this smiling angel with the over-sized pencil. I hope it flies straight into the lake of fire.
Sorry, at first my brain read your name as "Taco Sauce"...
Actually, I think this is just a list of some of my favorite video games... Nation vs. Nation, Judgment Day, Kingdom vs. Kingdom, Cyclone Northwest Mud Russia Nuclear... sweet
"Daddy, if we promise to be good, can we go to the Lake of Fire next Judgenment Day?"
I'm SO naming my band of fellow homos EARTH BEAST 666.
AIDS and HIV have been consigned to the sea. Africa is full of lesbians (??) while all the gays have been deported to Greenland. How can there be floods in the Atlantic, I wonder--I mean, isn't the sea in the water business, after all?
Fires in the Pacific Ocean--that I've gotta see!
I haven't figured out what "Dry A la Tenn" means...unless Alabama and Tennessee are going to be singled out for drought.
What disturbs me is that some child has been given all this guff as incontrovertible fact. Let the record show I am a Christian; but messing around with Revelations and then spouting off your ideas as "fact" is a dangerous game. The teacher needs to read that verse about "Anyone who decieves one of the little ones, it would be better a large millstone were tied around his neck and he were cast into the sea." Don't mess with kids' brains.
The drawing has nothing to do with the assignment given at the top of the page. Where is Jesus in all of this mayhem!
I'm just really concerned about the "Famies".
Well, first off, the spelling is good (except for the dastardly attack of the "famies" -- might be 'famines,' but it could be 'families'). That's a plus, don't you think?
And then the circles are nicely drawn (although I think they weren't done freehand).
And, finally, if there's any place Jesus needs to be walking with me, it would be in the world pictured here, full of strife, division, calamity, devastation, war, and pestilence. I'm glad He is.
Also ... the angel illustrates the old adage that we should all "fly softly but carry a big pencil."
@orinoco I don't think this is the work of a child, just a disturbed adult.
I just see a regular old globe, I don't know what all the fuss is about.
I personally am going to cast a vote for this being ironic. It is pretty funny if you look at it through that lens.
Assuming that this person had followed the directions, what would've been the point? Is this what christian school busy-work looks like?
You all will get yours on Judgenmental Day.
I want mine RIGHT NOW!
Remind me to never go for a walk with this person.
Wasn't Jesus on skis yesterday?
Those fancy upper case G's look out of place. They belongon a wedding invitation, not a description of apocalypse.
Some people think they know everything.
p.s. they forgot the Killer Bees
That'a a hell of Christmas List....
What the F ever happened to peace on Earth and good will towards Men and stuff?
Wonder if there are any good sites to see or places to eat out at in lesbians. Any travel agents available?
I think an adult grabbed the first thing they could find to write on during a sermon, and found this sweet little Sunday School worksheet. People like this are why I don't go to church anymore.
Don't forget about Fido and Fluffy.
http://www.postrapturepetcare.com/
Hmmmm.....we had over "12" Northeast Snow" this weekend. I could have used the Lake of Fire to dig out the car. I am a little disturbed to see that my state is reversed and inside the continent of Lesbians. All the gay men are going to be feeling out of sorts when reality sets in.....
It's psychotic crap like this that gives us regular, everyday, hardworking, mainstream Christians a bad name.
I didn't know my crazy aunt moved to Charlottesville, Virginia.
Apparently Jesus is responsible for all this mess. Who knew?
So much for my plan to move to Canada. I don't fit the requirements:(
Yeah, like Jesus would really wanna walk around in that mess.
Fires, tornadoes, lesbians, oh my--fires, tornadoes, lesbians, oh my--fires, tornadoes, lesbians, oh my...
Wow! How depressing that people actually feel like whoever drew this. I'm feeling to tired to give a decent response, that this Find deserves, so I'll just point you in the direction of a really uplifting video by the guy who gave a talk where I work. Maybe that will counteract all the negativity in this Find.
Go watch the vid. I promise it will be worth your time. After all when was the last time you saw an one-legged man run away from a bull?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to-5BJnJvY
(If that doesn't you can search for Josh Sundquist.)
So sorry I forgot about tiny url. Here's the shortened version of the above:
http://tinyurl.com/9fg6ku
Thanks for that Smallbear! What an inspiration!
I need a poster of this ASAP!!!!
Gosh, whatever happened to the good ol' days of locusts and plagues?
I live in Ohio. I seem to be in a safe zone. Well, as safe as earth 666 beast can be.
@Mom, you're welcome. Josh is even more inspiring person.
Where Alabama and Tennessee are.
Hi All!!
@ Orinoco… Fire in the Pacific… Maybe volcano in Hawaii?
@Librarian… I’m going to remember to ‘fly softly & carry a beeeeg pencil!’ (got me gigglin’!) Alas, due to my experience with myself, I'll need an even bigger eraser!!
@Librarian & genie6999…
“Famies” “Families” “Famine” … or “Fairies”? (not enuff to trash the Gays and Lesbians… gotta lump in them Fairies also?)
@ Orinoco and…
“What disturbs me is that some child has been given all this guff as incontrovertible fact.”
@ Laurie in Glasses…..
“I don't think this is the work of a child, just a disturbed adult. “
…. Ah, Laurie – but this (very) disturbed adult was once a child…. I’d feel sad for him/her if I wasn’t worried about them being dangerous!!
@Sammy Davis JJ…
I love the postrapture petcare website! I wonder how much business they do… or if there are a lot of Christian pets in the UK?
@ Small {BooBoo) Bear… Once again, thanks for the referral!
@ Turbo…. Yep, it’ll be Judgenmental Day.
So – forgive me for not understanding! But, how come Jesus won’t ‘hang out’ for the good stuff? I thought a good relationship included both the “good times & bad”.
(I like the World of Found #6101 a lot better!)
And we're moving to Charlottesville next summer...guess we'll have someone to look out for!
guess all the gays and lesbians don't leave much room for the murderers, robbers, drug dealers, rapists, child molesters, you know, all those evil-doers that actually hurt people. Guess that's actually fine with me, I have enough to worry about w/all the wars, famines, pestilence and diseases floating around.
haha, apt spam filter!
I want to leave Earth 666 Beast and move to Lesbians.
I think Lesbians is in the ocean.The Lesbian ocean.....O.K...I'm not so funny...so sue me
Reminds me of an actual quote I heard on the radio this morning. It seems that a local high school wants to put on a production of "Rent". A parent of one of the students said that he didn't want them to do this play because it contains subject matter about drug abuse and homosexuality. "Next thing you know, we'll be turning into San Francisco" (in a suburb of Dallas). WHAT?
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Nothing but death, nothing but death,
Nothing but death and destruction!
Bad breath, armpits, terminal acne,
Nothing but death for MEEEEEEEEEE!
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why is south america coming out of florida instead of mexico?
I don't think it's malicious. It's just some poor ignornant Chrisitan who was taught that homosexuality is something dirty. Otherwise, it's just a listing of things that have been actually happening in the world lately. Obviously this person thinks the Apocalypse is coming and is talling up the signs: bird flu, aids, wars, "kingdoms vs kingdoms," droughts etc. Although Lesbians in Africa and Gays in Canada befuddles me. The floods between Africa and S. American are probably supposed to be the South East Asian monsoons and tsunami.
I'm thinking about going to Lesbians for Spring Break.
hmmm according to the drawing... the country of Gay is actually in the artic circle... and Canada is under the word earth... :)
I saw the Gays in Eastern Siberia and the Lesbians in Africa. it's good to see that South America and Africa are safely covered in grass and not any of those things that plague the oceans.
I'm thiking that the "Lesbians" continent was supposed to be "Nubians"? Oh, well.. crazy is as crazy does I guess. He's pretty determined to pass on the message, although I suspect that HE is a SHE.