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July 20, 2003 |
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Summer Plans
FOUND by Holly Henderson
in Bellevue, Washington
I used to work at a bookstore. Last February I discovered this somewhat frightening/intriguing to-do list in an empty shopping basket.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
the last most important thing this dude is going to do is pay the record club!
Maybe its not columbia records, maybe its columbian drug cartel that he is paying off and hiding his guns from
I wonder what type of medication he's picking up. Part of me hopes it's an antipsychotic. And that he's still taking it.
I'm not sure whether the important things are at the top of the list or the bottom. Regardless, thinking of them in order of importance presents some wonderful scenarios.
This was one of the first things I ever saw on found magazine and the handwriting is identical to my best friend from college who was a huge list maker. And most of the "to-dos" seems approprate. Alas, I sent her the link and she said it wasn't her, but agreed that the "write Crystal" and the handwriting was far to similar not to ask.
Maybe is is Columbia gas...Don't want the guns to get cold.
Maybe is is Columbia gas...Don't want the guns to get cold.
It seemed pretty normal until I got to the part about hiding the guns... Eek!
He probably goes to Columbia college. He's probably heading back to school and he needs to get his act together before he goes. Like turn in his books, and PACK
He has to mail his dad shit. Hope he remebered that.
I don't think he/she is going back to college. It's tax time!
It's all fairly normal until you get to the "hide guns" part...
I also find "sew PC up" interesting, I'm hoping he means "sew up" as in "tie up loose ends" and not literally. Lol
This made me laugh ridiculously hard in my school library.
I can only imagine what the rest of this person's life is like...
"hide guns" and "pay taxes"...who would've thought...
Well it all seems pretty normal to me. Esp. if Columbia is his/her COLLEGE. many colleges don't allow guns in the dorms, hence the need to hide them.
Dad's shit? Literally? Maybe that's why the change of address is necessary...
Yah it sounds like a typical American to do list.
Oh No.
He's off his meds. I'm guessing that this is the situation.
He has run out of meds and in a fit of rage (or whatever the meds prevented) he's used the guns (for what, we will never know). Before he goes to prison, there a just a few things he needs to do: The doctors are running tests on dad and need a sample a his shit, so he'll mail that for him on the way to the library. Head back home and do his taxes and pay his bills (including Columbia) online IN ANDVANCE. Pack his clothes, hide the guns, forward his mail to me and write me a letter to say whats up.
I'm afraid he lost the list BEFORE he did any of the tasks on it. "Go to bookstore" Was that on the list? Are any of the items checked off? I always check them off after they're done.
oh wow, i hope those library books get turned in.
Well although he needs to "hide the guns" "pack" and "get medication" with what sounds like a possible get-a-way of sorts, at least he is being reliable and responsible by first "turn in library books", and "mail dads shit" hahaha
well the picking up meds may not be what ya'll are thinking.. not all meds are for the mental. the only part that might be really alarming is hide guns unless of course "hide guns" may just mean put them away out of sight out of reach and locked up from little hands if some one is bring children over.. actually the list seems kind of normal to me...
Uhh, not normal,and definitely not in order of importance. Contact a lawyer is left off for one. At least suicide and a hit list are missing also. Meds, yessssssssssss.
Last notes of one of the Columbine killers.