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November 06, 2008 |
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CAUTION!!!
FOUND by Clare Louise
in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
I found this backstage in my school theatre before one of my performances one night. I bet they were amazing.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Funny, I don't remember my old band ever playing in Vancouver.
sure, it may sound cool and impressive.
but really it's a curse...
the child support bills are OUTRAGEOUS
@ Flargy: Your old band was so potent the girls didn't have to be in the same town.
When your old band jumped in the swimming pool, your old band didn't get wet; the water got your old band.
Your old band could divide by zero.
no wonder teen pregnancy is rampant.
The laws of physics didn't apply to MY old band, either.
My old band put the FUN in funeral.
It took my old band 20 minutes to play 120 minutes of music.
My old band members could slam a revolving door.
We didn't wear any watches as WE decided what time it is.
My old band made onions cry.
My old band could judge a book by its cover.
With my old band, we could have our cake and eat it, too.
Ah, the memories :)
That ain't sweat spray you feel. Eeewww!
good one^^
though i think i've seen it before on a tenacious d dvd...
Reminds me of the things that Tenacious D would have the guy read before they would come out on open mic night.
Man, oh man, sounds like I went to a pretty lame high school. These Canadian high schools rock! Strip clubs in the neighborhood; bands that commit parthenogenesis; ... what next?
(And, almost as importantly, did any of the girls in the crowd actually step back from the stage after the announcement?)
Today's comments are great. You guys didn't think too much of yourselves, did you? Rock on wit yer bad selves!
my favorite part of this find is that there is a actual word for this. thanks Librarian! you made my day!
Flargy, your band must have had a really shitty rhythm section.
Night in gale, thanks. I now know it is possible to suck and blow at the same time while drinking a Diet Pepsi.
Sure glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read this.
Oh Noes??
Two good finds today!
Arghhh! This one made me a bit nauseous.
OH NOE for sure.
Found found found, you have redeemed yourselves with these two finds. Potent band, indeed
Oh Noes! I loves the Internets!
What did John Lennon
say the first time he saw Yoko naked?
"Yoko? Oh No!"
@ Grumpy ... that circular breathing is good for playing the oboe, but it's IN through the nose, and OUT through the mouth. And this don't sound like it's an oboe kind of band anyway, more of an onoe kind. But then if you blew Pepsi all over your computer, maybe that's what you said, too. (I'll be quiet now.)
@ Kwyncee ... de nada.
I think "Oh Noes" is the name of the band. Ladies and Germs, the great OH NOES!
this is why there needs to be better sex ed in schools. =P
@mona lisa: i was just thinking that. like, totally craptastic job of posting an obvious fake and then... redeemed with two of the best finds ever! yay!
@Monkey and @Dr. Jones--good ones! That makes 4 or 5 times I have laughed out loud (LOUDLY) here at work and I'm going to be in trouble if I don't stop soon! (I may have to wait until I get home to read the rest of the comments!)...Slamming a revolving door! HAH!
Found certainly did redeem themselves today!
Some of you are so fucking fickle.
The comments are too awesome. I've been away too long!
welcome back nadine. Grab a sharpie and hop into the middle of it all.
Oh noes! ha ha. reminds me of my high school days where "oh noes," "Woot" and "mer" were the coolest things to say ever.
LOL! I love this! I can so see some girl bringing this home and saying.. " See Mom look! I swear I didn't sleep with that boy it was the concert I went to!"
And perhaps they meant "Oh Nose!" as in their potency is so overpowering that there nose is being filled by the smell of virility and they can not bear it any longer ;)
I think someone's been watching hiphopopotamus vs. rhymenocerous...
"My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant."
props to the Oh Noes for their Flight of the Conchords knowledge if that's the case.
"Yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but all you lovely bitches know... that I'm trying to correct this."
Beat me to the Flight of the Conchords.
Actually - - - the green ink on this Find looks so glowingly toxic that there could be other strange things growing in or near that high school stage. Beware!
My old band was so good, we'd chafe your balls.
this is originally from the band tenacious d, it was on the hbo episodes they did, and the open mic host introduced their band exactly as this note says. looks like we may have a couple jack black fans in this band. its good to know that they have a good sense of humor. lol.
This was funny the first time I heard it on Tenacious D
Of course, there's a web site:
http://www.tenaciousd.com/main.html
I always love found. No matter what. I'm disappointed, sure, (esp cuz none of my founds have been posted) but i always always always love my foundiness.
Oh Noes,
I used my toes
to wipe my nose.
Now, should I have to blows
my nose I'll have to wipe off
my toes before I wipe my nose
again with my toes as now my toes
are crusty with the snot that goes
inside my nose.
Oh well, so it goes.
There was this one time at band camp...
Actually, our band (the Wolfpack Marching Band of NC State, circa 1981) was so potent that I now can't hear worth a flip. What?
Oh Noes!!
OMG! That's a Flight Of the Conchords refrence!!!
Jack Black is not my favorite. The Oh NOES need to be more original.
I am ovulating. Do you think it is ok that I even read this find?
@Katelynn - ...It's business time...
Why does everyone think this a Flight of the Conchords refrence? Dont get me wrong they are funny, but Tenacious D did it first and a lot better.
Lore has it that the OH NOES are an OK GO tribute band, named after the 2005 album release, Oh No. The OH NOES disbanded after too many exercise machine accidents rendered them not so potent.
Must have been a Flametrick Subs show.
The next 'band' is FOUND on tour. These guys are Andy, Davy, Peter and Brett. You ladies better watch out.
(Oh yes, Andy! It was true!!
Oh noes!!)