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December 03, 2008 |
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2 Fat Kid
FOUND by Noelle
in Oregon
The first day back at school after being sick, I found this posted in the window of the resource room. It didn't belong there, so I took it down and almost threw it in the recycle bin. Then I realized it belongs here instead.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
And some say love is blind...jeez
20/20 here
Those upper teeth sure are straight. I imagine the "fat kid" had braces at one point.
It looks like he's going to eat a bagel with a stick of butter on top. Why would you carve "I heart cake" into a stick of butter? And why put candles on it?
"...like a fat kid loves cake"
does that mean you want to eat me all in one sitting and then later cry about it alone in your room?
It's from 50 Cent's "21 Questions":
And always remember girl we make mistakes,
To make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
@ Geek ... braces AND a file!
At least the fat kid put sprouts on her cake to make it somewhat healthy. Or is it old cake and those are mold spores growing on it?
I love you, like a skin girl loves to throw up pie
@monkey "Hey now!" No need to get all kinky...
Looks like a rubber raft, or round-ish submarine. The sprouty things on top are flags.
At least, that is what I see at 5 a.m.
in naples we like to say
"i love you like a rich kid loves cheesecake/caviar" :)
Apparently, the nose has teeth.
And freckles.
I think the finder thought the "a" was a 2, as indicated by the title...Question: Do Hiplainsdrifter and Derek Windowjumper know each other?
@ alyssa haha in west palm we say "i love you like a rich kid loves coke"...
That open mouth with either freckles or large pores around it will haunt me.
And I love you like Chanchi loves chips.
Don't know Derek... I wondered myself - but have noted that for some reason there are a number of people from Maine that post here.
'member the crumpled up Mother I hate you I had to raise the whole family note a couple weeks back???
It looks like a roly-poly on its back on top of a sandwich roll about to be eaten by an odd Shel Silverstein-esque character who has lots of teeth on the top, no teeth on the bottom, and a big tongue.
Is it just me or do the Am Ap male models have an expression like 'I grew facial hair at a young age so they put me in these ads, but I really just wish I could be a kid'?
What these boys need is some cake.
mmmmm.... cake! i am neither fat nor a kid, but it's hard for me to imagine anyone loving cake more than me. this should say, "i love you like kwyncee loves cake." i'm going to go have some cake for breakfast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Im9Le9Vy2o
A: It's Bill's birthday.
B: Uhh.. I hate that guy.
A: There's cake in the conference room.
B: Well I should say Hello...
When the cake jumps out of the girl!
"...like a cop loves donuts."
"...like a redneck loves Nascar."
"...like a Jackson loves plastic surgery."
I wish I had a wine list so I could document this poetry for my one true love.
@ hiplainsdrifter, you're right. jim gaffigan loves cake more than me.
Ah, insensitivity, i love it...
although once i got in trouble at work...(i work in a bakery you see) this lady was asking how much she'll love a cinnamon roll (odd question, hmm?) and i said she'd love it like a homeless person would love crack. bad bad me...
@kwyncee, jim gaffigan love cake, bacon, and hot pockets more than me
but thats not to say i don't love them with all my heart. jim just throws his body, mind, and soul in there with all that love too.
Bippity, boppity, bacon! (Gaffigan's greatest line)
I think that "fat kid" the artist drew what looks like a overweight pac man who hasn't shaved in a few days going after a stubbly clam wearing a sailor hat... but you know, we all see something different.
@monkey:
yes.
i knew it was forever when i asked my boyfriend if he loved me more than bacon. he paused and finally said yes.
we'll be married 7 years in april.
@ hiplaindrifter
AHA! a jim gaffigan reference!
uber high five to you, dude.
god pockeeeeeeet...
tits. sorry.
I love you like a stoner likes weed
I love you like a stoner loves a salad bowl of Froot Loops.
Hello, I'm the finder, discovering one day late that this made it to Found! Yes, mlm, in the larger original the "a" looked even more like a 2 at first glance. I DID think at first that it said "2 fat kid," which made me reread.. was it supposed to be "2 fat kids?" or "too fat kid?" Then I realized it was an "a." But still. There is so much to be seen here, as evidenced by the comments. You guys are funny! Malcolm, I had no idea it was a song lyric. That's disappointing. I was hoping it was an example of a student discovering simile and writing one of his/her own.
Noelle...
that phrase was around before the lyric, or so my offspring tell me, anyway.
"I love you more than Obama Loves Hillary!" <3 Geddes
(Found six p 77)