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December 02, 2008 |
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Can't We Still Get Along?
FOUND by rochelle hampton
in Oregon
I took a walk in my neighborhood and found a set of four hand-made flash cards. The others are really funny too but this one is the best. Out of the mouths of babes…
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I think we should get along with all species - except the platypus. Those guys are bastards!
OK, So I'm a species-ist! You want to make something of it?
Hey Feeling, some of my best friends are Platypus Americans.
it's those damn Llamas you've got to watch your back around...
I here by pledge to get along with all species.
...except the tasty ones, they are fair game.
This should be incorporated into a Marvin Gaye style song.
...We are all sensitive species
This I can get behind.
There are days when I really do wish I could be a different species. Humans are really ticking me off today.
I'm half Llama, half Platypus, and I wish the hatred would stop. Sure I am ugly on the OUTSIDE bu shouldn't it be my INNER CHARACTER thats counts?! I mean, sure, I have poisonous claws, an electric beak AND I'm covered in shaggy wool, but dammit, I have a heart!
@Monkey: I'm with you.
When I see a skunk by the road, I roll my windows up. Does that make me a species-ist?
I don't have a problem with llamas, but emus are another story.
So left-handed and right-handed people are different species?
You are all wrong......
There may be issues with the platypus, llamas and even emus, but it is the rabbits you have to watch out for. Yea the little bunnies are cute but they are destined to take over the world. After all, they multiply like...well...rabbits!
"It takes Every Kind of Species"
Said the fight to make ends meet
Keeps a marsupial upon his webbed feet
Holding down his job
Trying to show he can't be bought
It takes every kind of species
To make what life's about
Every kind of species
To make the world go 'round
Someone's looking for a lead
In his duty to a lair or breed
Protecting what he feels is right
Fights against wrong with his life
Marking your territory by pissing right
Honestly we all know that
Revenge does taste gamey
Whether haired, skinned or pouched, hatched
Each and every creatures's the same inside (pink!)
It takes every kind of species
To make what life's about
Every kind of species
To make the world go 'round
You know that love's the only foal
That could bring a peace to any hole
Hey, and every animal's the same
He wants the sunshine in his mane
It takes every kind of species
To make what life's about
Every kind of species
To make the world go 'round
It takes every kind of species
To make what life's about
Every kind of species
To make the world go 'round...
@ let's get busy ... and if anyone ever read "Bunnicula" by Deborah Howe, they'd know to fear the rabbit.
I would have to say that deer are an exception. Cute Bambi? NO WAY!
I guess I am a specisest, too.
i think i'm with monkey and geek here, though i guess you could still eat the tasty species whithout drifting into a speciesist mindset... it's not because you hate them that you make them into so many tasty dishes^^
i'd say i get along with them all, even lamas emus and platypusses (is that actually the plural?).. maybe we should become buddhists, then we could go through all species and see what it's like....
... i've always wanted to be a sloth for a while
Do we have a Sarah Palin joke today?
@Librarian the cure for Bunnicula is as follows:
... to destroy a killer rabbit that blocks the path use he Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch ...
“ ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... "
@ Hiplainsdrifter ... "skip a bit, brother"
[but with smiles from here]
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen
Sometimes I wish I was a member of the cat species. They lie on top of radiators all day long and sleep. I could handle that.
Sorry, I've tried, I just can't get along with poison oak. I'm plantsist and I'm okay with it.
@Hiplainsdrifter Wow. Whose Line AND Monty Python? You are ridiculously awesome!!
oil paintings i can deal with, but those acrylics??? come on. And since when is watercolour even considered real art? one rainstorm and they're done with.
lol..Spam protection: Mix yellow and blue paint and get what color?
i never knew that there were different species of people. that sure helps explain some things. for instance, "people" who like liver and onions. and "people" who wipe their boogers on the walls of public restrooms.
Speciesism was created by the platypus and since has seeped through the souls of each species. If we keep judging fur/feathers/scales/skin before character than {sic} we will be consumed by this disease called SPECIESISM.
did I sleep through December and half of January? is it Martin Luther King Day already? Rodney King day?
...President Dale: Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Little people, why can't we all just get along?
WOW leave for a little bit and the whole thing goes awry!
Drifter, you make me want to go to church, the one behind the Army surplus store. I could think of a few "roadblock" to my happiness that need to be removed and with the power with me it should be easy.
Some other "species" of people that it is ok to hate..
People in the left lane (here in USA)going below the speed limit
People that drive with the blinker on
People that hog the remote and forces you to sit through commercials
People that don't flush the public toilet
People that take more than 15 items in the 15 items or less lane
People that treat servers in restuarants like sub human slaves.
I am sure there are more but I got to get back to work.
What a better found than the first one.
People who don't let me finish when answering the phone at work.
People who hang up immediately when they have the wrong number instead of saying "Oops, sorry, wrong number"
People who say "oh, you look tired today"
.. there are plenty more, I'm sure.
People that bump you and don't say "excuse me"
Bullies
wimps
People who don't fill up the Britta.
People who walk slowly when IM in a hurry
People who clap at the end of movies.. really?
People who leave hair in the drain
People who call when I'm napping
people who....
Does the second heading say "noun", "moan", or something else? I can't figure it out.
...to add to the list: first and foremost, violent abusers of any species: animal or human, adult or child. Wombles don't do much hating at all, but we make an exception for abusers of any kind, be it sexual, psychological, physical or other (I don't know of any other kind but I'm afraid there probably is one.)
People that won't let me back into "Daggers" tavern.
People that complain when my whith trash buddies hootihoo it up at 3am.
People that are asswholes.
Smoking hot people that buy expensive babies that smell like pickled cabbage
People who write stalker poems on the back of wine lists.
Ex's who come into my fuckin store after parking their piece of shit out front.
That egotisical bastard Michael and his fatty ex girlfriend
People that have babies on holidays
Drunks who rub their nipples for the camera
El Liberachi
Both Walmart and Safeway
People on Bi-Curious journeys
Automatic coupon installation people
Umployed underwear borrowing squatters who lost my keys
People that are following me and hide when I look for them.
An last but not least
Robert Keim and Kimya Dawson - Fuck them.
Ditto everything Hiplainsdrifter said. Too funny.
@ hiplainsdrifter ... you rock! Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
kwyncee in aere aedificare wrote:
"... and "people" who wipe their boogers on the walls of public restrooms."
Yeah! What the heck is that about? After I graduated college I worked as a receptionist at a very affluent law firm in Boston and someone there was repeatedly wiping their little nuggets on the stall door. I'm still baffled by it! I was never able to figure out who it was. Probably a good thing. *shudder*
I got another..
People that drive up the ending lane and force their way over at the very end
Drifter I must be missing something...Librarian says memory lane but I have no memory of any of the stuff you added.Can you fill me in?
More lovin' less hatin'
PS. GREEEEN!!
people who use the limited amount of public library computers at my university to update their facebook profile
@ busy: Previous finds! haha, yes soo funny !!
Bears love all species...the're tasty!!
But bears don't love Trolls!!
this may be random..
but darkshines:
is your name derived from harry potter? if so . . . i love you. i may be too old for it, but i constantly believe that maybe they just forgot and ill get my letter of admittance to hogwarts and then theyll cast a spell on me to make me 11 again.
Highplains Drifter, do we get extra credit for proving that we've been paying attention for the past two weeks, or what?
Have you followed that "left" arrow all the way back to the beginning yet? I heartily suggest that you do. (all of you) What better way to wile away those idle moments of your life?
Huh, I always assumed darkshines was from the Muse song.
The posts for the find the best!
p.s. Smart Blond, I clap at the end of movies.
My huge annoying human species behavior: Talking loud on cell phones in public places.
"We are all different species but cant we still get along?"
Oh! I suppose that would be nice, but is it possible, or just a dream? After all, some prefer sheep, some pigs, some hang with the hens and some with the roosters.
Ya jist navah knows, Jathro.
"We are different species but cant we still get along?"
Isn't that a line from a bar room scene in Star Wars?
What about people that are judgenmental bitches?
And what's that moun/noun word?
@Hiplainsdrifter--I heart you! (Although I couldn't remember everything on your list, it still tickled me!) Fuck Robert Keim and Kimya Dawson, indeed!(heehee!)
Wow. That's ridiculous. Still jealous of Robert Keim? Find some cool shit, send it in, get it posted. Make sure you use your real, whole big long name so everyone can publicly hate on you, using the world wide web. Jerkoffs.
No one's jealous peckerhead - it's just that no one want's to see co-authored by ROBERT FUCKING KEIM on the next issue of Found magazine.
How about we all go through grandma's old fricking shoe box - FIND A BUNCH OF OLD SNAPSHOTS - and then upload so many pictures that we found - that the server crashes for a denial of service attack.
PS Kimya can do the openning sequence credits to that movie.
What's it matter to YOU who "co-authors" the next Found Magazine or book? Seriously. Are you financially invested in Found? Were YOU Supposed to co-author it, or have a four page feature spread? Or are you just that emotionally bound up in this little cyber "reality"?
You can claim that there's no jealousy or resentment oozing from your posts, but considering how frequently (and incessantly) you whine about other Finders' multiple Find of the Day postings, I beg to differ.
It would appear that the only person bound up around here is you. Humor shows up in many forms - you're way to serious about the silly junk I've typed. Relax. Wait for the next Keim post. Enjoy.
@Hipsplaindrifter Please do not feed the Trolls! They never get full. :)
@Judgemental -
Damn, untwist the panties! Life is too short not to have some humor now and again.
More people to hate..
Those that leave streakes in public toilets
Those that don't wash their hands after using the bathroom
Judgemental asswholes
@Smart Blond
I cannot be happier at the moment. Usually I just get weird looks when I inform people of my pet peeve: clapping after movies. So thanks!
Also, people who do not replace the roll of toilet paper after they've used the last bit of the one prior.
Those who feel it necessary to one-up everything I say.
Those who stick the knife directly into the peanut butter jar, therefore getting PB all over the handle. (this mostly pertains to my family)
People who hover awkwardly. It's painful just to witness from peripherals, if you know what I mean.
Stores that organize their clothes by color rather than style.
Ok, here's my motto (yes, I have a "motto" now):
I think everybody should like everybody.
Yes, I stole it from Andy Warhol, but he's dead so, he's not using it anymore.