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December 01, 2008 |
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Smooth Operator
FOUND by Steven
in North Carolina
I work in a small college library and one morning this was sitting by one of our computers. I'm not sure if Tony AKA "Cash" is a student here or one of our public access patrons, but clearly he's as smooth as can be.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I wonder if they ever "got to know each other". Someone in a library should have better english than this.
Does anyone else think the American Apparel ads just keep getting creepier??
how did this kid get into college?
@vladd
Probably on a sports scholarship.
Sorry, the more proper term is athletic scholarship.
Dang, he's smooth. Too bad he doesn't have any money or else he'd have broadband internet at home. Obviously he's not a drug dealer.
Wait- his nickname is Cash and yet he's using a library computer to surf the web? Lame!
Dear Cash or Tony,
My therapist says not to date any more guys with multiple personality disorders.
Eve
I noticed that this guy has very feminine handwriting. Writing notes to pick up college girls? Not so sure that is successful.
Just a bleary-eyed observation, but this looks like it was written by a chick.
If she's smart, she'll throw a dictionary and a skinhead at this guy.
tony/cash is smooth... if you scare girls in the library they can't tell you off loudly or run away screaming.
Yeah, baby, I got a number...976-I-DONT-THINK-SO
Ah. Remember the good ole days? The 90's.
@ Kenni-- nope, the American Apparel ads have always been about that level of creepy, but it kind of waxes and wanes. Have you visited the website to laugh at the models? It's good fun if you have nothing better to do on a monday morning.
@ captive ... now that you mention it, some of the male models DO look like they've been waxing.
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like, were he not in a library, he would "dick out loud"?
A small college library? Like how small??? Like 2 year community college - associates degree small where guys hit on chicks and give them a choice of 2 names small??
Do you got a number?
No I do not but yours is definately 0.
this makes me think of the Chapelle show
can i have yo numbah? can i have it?
@Kenni...
so true. Since when do men wear something called a "baby rib cardigan"?
^^ ??? Wow.
Illiterate? Dude, did you see the other find? Wow. Wow.
As a blonde with green eyes and a decent enough body I get hit on all the time by black men, I just ignore them, I don't hate them. I'm married to a redhead with freckles!
So wait...couldn't it be that there are two people writing here as in
person A : "What's your name"
person B: "Cash or Tony"
person A: "I'm a moron...can't you tell?"
Or do we some how know for sure that these questions are being answered verbally...The Ys seem kinda different but I'm no expert.
Also, is surveygirl quoting/referencing something that I missed or is she that ridiculous?
Flargy, I thought it was dick out loud as well. My mind never went to a wiener, just some dick really being a "dick out loud".
I also need to get that recipe from you for Chicken Cashortony,
FOUND, you really need to fix your prev and next arrows. They're broken and it's getting on my nerves.
What's with the lone capital c in the first line?
Anyone who replaces "the" with "da" wouldn't get any further consideration from me.
Hey Flargy, if you're sharing recipes, I have a craving for wiener schnitzel....
I think this note is a prelude to The Booty Don't Stop.
The only capital 'a' in the whole thing is the one in Cash. huh.
Laura Bush! Where the hell were you when George was a wee one??? Seems more than a little reminiscent of some of the speeches I’ve heard from King George II in the past 8 years.
Please don't dick out loud. The visual is more than I can handle.
Mmm. I'd rather have a dick out loud than a dick out soft. Oooh.
I don't like to make sweeping generalizations and assumptions, BUT most black males that I know have really nice/girly handwriting.
what the hell is up with all the racism?
it all sounds more ignorant to me than a college kid using colloquialisms....
Oh for heavens sake... I thought about doing this once in a (public) library. Only I was going to compliment the girl on her scarf.
A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting in the library, waiting for my daughter. I noticed some guy over by the computers staring at me. I don't just mean looking--he was hardcore staring. The old dude next to him started waving his hand in front of the guy's face and I heard him say, "why don't you just go over there and talk to her?" All I could think was...please don't...please don't...please don't--he was totally creepy in that follow-you-home-and-kill-you sort of way.
Smoove B?
I'm glad to see that Found took down the comment I commented on. It was hateful and ugly and just...wow.
I was referencing a (mean spirited)comment that has since been removed- Sorry Ummm in Wonderland- for the confusion...
For future reference, it's probably best not to respond to posts that are blantantly hateful. That way when they're removed, your comments don't cause confusion.
Just ignore them, and with any luck at all, they'll disappear. It might take a few hours, though.
@Hannah:
It was actually a skit from MadTV and not the Chappelle show, I believe.
He just meets chicks at the library to cover for his being a mute
and a skeezoid!