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When It Comes to Nutrition, Spelling Doesn't Count
FOUND by Robert Keim
in Upstate New York
Found in the hallway recently. I was struck by the plethora of spelling errors. My favorite is "darie", seconded by "carrets" and "porck". What is Hugga bugga juice (Hayen punch)?
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Celebrity diet #326 - this one by Miss Spears herself. Interesting that cheese puffs are considered non-dairy. I suspect that may be true, but a bit icky.
I am just thrown back by pretzels with ranch dressing, YUCK!
At first glance, Sunday's snack read like a little cheer, "B cups, B cups!"
She (I assume) spelled 'potatoes' correctly, so I will let most of the misspellings slide.
I do like the idea of eating 'breakfeast' though.
@Jan
personally, I always cheer for "B cups" ... also "A, C & D cups" ...
Sat.
skip dinner and have a a cheese puff snack?
Good weight-loss plan.
Apparently Robert found something other than stacks of old photos.
There is no Monday on this sheet of paper because the person eating this diet would die either late Sunday or early Monday.
NONE! NONE!NONE!NONE!NONE!NONE!NONE!
nice passive aggressive flourish....
They would have far more success with the LCD (Lettuce and Coffee Diet)
One more wafer thin mint sir????
Get me the bucket!
Hayen punch? How'd ya like a Hawaiian punch?
sosages logs??
i love the 'donught'. it's like she knew there was a gh in there somewhere and just stuck it in like a misshelved library book.
Wow, she's going to malnutrition herself to death. I wonder if she realizes milk products are a healthy part of a diet, ya know, that whole building strong bones thing?
Nothing like a few logs on a sunday to keep you regular!
Oh, dear. I love how the non-darie is spelled... it's so far from real dairy, you can't even use the same letters!
And she has no idea why she can't lose weight. Who drinks that much juice? You don't need to drink milk, but this girl would probably be better off if she did.
Ew. That's A LOT of "juice"- which i'm sure is one of those contains less than 5% juice types... I think in two days only the potatoes and carrots were worth eating... and maybe the pork chops. ew.
My god, She could prob stand to eat each day, if she didn't have such Big servings during those times that she actually marked down to eat! Maybe this is just some grade-school kid that's been picked on by cheerleaders at school.. now she's gonna get them back, and come back next week.. w/ Ranch dressing Bloat!
i do not want to be around this person on saturdays! nothing but a doughnut and four sweetened caffeinated drinks until after dinner time? gives new meaning to the phrase, "bouncing off walls."
Maybe no "dairie" products because of a lactose-intolerance? That would suck. I love all things dairy!
I am, for now, supposing that this is the weekend recovery diet planned by the person who wrote the shopping list that is today's other find.
After spending Thanksgiving by yourself in your lonely little apartment, eating a 15 pound turkey, bread stuffing, and lots of milk and coffee, wouldn't YOU want to spend the weekend on a juice and non-dairie diet?
I am wondering if this is a 'diet plan,' or a food log and this person was required to keep.
Either way...yikes. What are sosages?
Food diary of a junk-food junkie anorexic.
My favorite part is that apparently the Cheese puffs and Ranch dressing don't count as dairy.
Oh goody! I need some ideas for tonight's dinner. Let's see...would my family like 3 cups of water, or should I go with porck chops with potatoes, carrets, and 3 cups of juice?
I love that everyone is assuming this is a "she"
someone loves juice.
Is it just me, or does it look like perhaps two people wrote this? Somebody seems to be chiming in with the specific amounts, adding in "3 cups" and "6 cups" and the like.
Looks like this person is watching a weekend of football to me. The only thing that needs to change is to substitute the "Huggo buggo" with a few bottles of San Miguel.
"Hayen punch? How'd ya like a Hawaiian punch? "
A punch made by a lttle known group of Central American descendants of the Mayans, called the Hayens. Living on the Gulf coast of the Yucatan Peninsula, they use Tobasco Sauce to give their punch a natural kick. The descendants actually live in a region called "Tobasco" found in the Southwest corner of the peninsula. For additioanl reference go to http://www.astroscu.unam.mx/congresos/mfu2/yucatan-
Perhaps there are so many spelling errors due to the fact the author skips meals in favor of eating cream puffs, ranch dressing, and drinking a lot of juice. That shit probably does not contribute to healthy brain function or focus. But does contribute to me laughing.
Good grief, of course the kid is spelling every other word crazy, the poor thing can't concentrate living off of cheezy pouffs, air and water, damn. I hope she at least sucked the marrow outta those porkchops and got herself a little nourishment.
Ha! Sorry Krysta you called it 2 minutes before me, I'm such a copy cat.
This person (@ ME in iDaHo) may be under age and we should be calling child protective services for child endangerment.
Steph, what about preztels and mustard?
This list was left 'just in case I can't communicate with the caregiver.' NO MILK PRODUCTS is the most important, obviously.
(that is the best I can come up with. the 2 finds today are not that exciting)
This diet needs more leafy greens, less ill-advised malnourishment and less eating disorder-ness.
you have to eat breakfast, dear!
breakfast is the best.
plus it does no good to eat such awful food. gross!
Well, Samantha, that WAS breakfast, but by the time she got stuck into all those doughnuts and cocoas and ice creams it was past 12 noon so she thought she had better put it down as lunch.
(Did you get to any of the London FOUND events, by the way??)
Breakfast like a king
Lunch like a prince
Dine like a pauper --
is what is supposed to be best for you. I guess that rules out midnight toast and scotch then. Dang.
When UNO's caregiver went away to a weekend convention (to learn more about making those cute little dog costumes), he had to leave the pet sitter instructions about what everyone's favorite lovable puppy could and could not eat.
This is the list.
Binge and fast, binge and fast..
Ther's gonna be logs alright!
French stuff! French toast! French vanilla cream!
Bonjour again, Robert Keim!
Yea, wow on the spelling. But what I'm most struck by is the fact that this is clearly some high school girl trying to keep track of what she eats, which means she has some interest in losing weight. HOPEFULLY writing this down indicated something to her...I mean she had like 3 cups of coffee and 6 cups of hot chocolate in one day! She didn't even really eat anything Saturday! Yikes! Poor girl!
her (I think it's a girl) lack of nutrients has made her a really bad speller.
her diet plan is abysmal
In health class back in high school (and later in the required college health class), we had an assignment to write down everything we ate for (I think) a week, probably to examine our calorie intake and the nutritional content. That's what I think this is, rather than a diet plan. If it were the plan of someone who is watching their diet, I doubt there would be this much junk. There may be more pages for the rest of the days of the week, or perhaps this was a weekend assignment. SPECULATION: It's understandable to not want to eat breakfast on Saturday morning, for instance, because maybe she (I assume it's a girl's note) didn't get up till noon, and then went out for late "breakfast" with a friend (which would explain the junk food), and by that time of day it was more like lunch. Then they got together that night to watch movies and hang out for a sleepover, then either went to a restaurant or cooked a bog Sunday-style breakfast together the next morning. That night, she had dinner with her family and everyone was having pork chops and veggies. Maybe there isn't an eating disorder here at all... just someone who will be told she needs some dietary adjustment when she hands in her assignment!
* BIG Sunday-style breakfast
oh sosages logs. lol! i love this. probably the most unhealthy eating habits i've ever heard of.
Hot Coco? Isn't she married to Ice-T?