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October 21, 2008 |
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Taco Bell in Space
FOUND by Thomas
in Union, New Jersey
Found outside a coffee house. I'm assuming they were referring to the Taco Bell down on Morris Avenue. Plz.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Just a heads up, Found guys, but there seems to be somethin' highly screwy goin' on with the forward and back buttons.
and here I always thought starbucks would be the first chain to open a store in space.
although it's a simple little sketch, the quality of the writing and style of the picture make me think the artist is probably pretty talented.
this is the second taco themed sketch Found has had lately, I like them both. and now I want some tacos.
I really like this.
There is a Starbucks on the moon. It's right across from the other Starbucks on the moon.
Taco Bell moves fairly quickly through me here on earth, but that may be due to the gravitational pull.
Is the speed of deliciousness a constant or variable ? just wondering, I'm a numbers guy.
Anyone else rethinking the origin of the Big Bang Theory?
I recommend a superb song by Electric Six called Fire. It also references this establishment in a somewhat amusing way. TY
It looks (from the speed lines) like deliciousness moves pretty fast. I thought it moved slowly because the savouring action slows it down. Sort of like friction ... only with more saliva.
I know that doesn't answer your question re constant or variable @derek. I'm a words girl.
This is the BEST FIND EVER!!!
This is easy. As we all know, e=mc2 where e = energy, m = mass and c = the speed of light.
Now let's adapt this for deliciousness:
d=mt2
where d = deliciousness, m= meals and t = tacos
As you can see, the speed of deliciousness is highly dependent on the amount of meals served and tacos prepared. It is, therefore, a variable and will vary significantly. It should be recalculated on a daily basis.
I will eat Taco Bell...once a year. So, this drawing and statement aren't true to me.
Maybe, unless...Tace Bell runs for the Border and catches the Shuttle to Space...and stays there!
I'm having a hard time deciding the funniest comment on this thread. Gloria, Derek, Jan, man behind the curtain, and Doctor Jones all made me laugh today. 5 out of 11 comments has to be a record for the highest Coefficient of Mt Dew sprayed out of my nose.
@ Doctor Jones: I think you need to add something to your equation, but I'm not sure what it is. I think you need to divide mt2 by some variable representing the nasty choices available. If Taco Bell serves a lot of meals and a lot of tacos, but they also serve a lot of nastiness, d would be lower. More research required, but a promising start.
Ad campaign thought up by stoners.
It seemed like such a good idea at the time!
So it's actually Taco Bell that's the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
I am rather disappointed, to be honest.
I dont know about that Doctor Jones. Surely, the higher the number of tacos (squared no less), the lessening of the deliciousness? Perhaps there it is an inverse relationship?
(one or two tacos, s'bout right, any more, and ugh.)
Granted this is all very inductive science.
Not so much "Hello Tacos!" as "Goodbye, Tacos!" Looks like they decided to get closer to that toothy smiling sun.
Did the Taco Aliens abduct the cat to act as manager? Maybe that is why he was so happy!
Gloria, I think it's actually across from the McDonald's! I saw it with my own eyes on the internet. So you know it's true :)
I can see a Taco Kitty sitting in the window. Hello Taco Kitty!
Neato!
Come to think of it, a burrito would be the perfect thing to eat in space. It's all compact and tube-like.
It almost makes Taco Bell attractive. This is a totally cool find.
Isn't that Tacos in front of the picture window? Looks like he's eating a space-mouse.
I hope there is a giant black-hole toilet nearby!
I absolutely love this sketch!
I always knew this is what the final frontier would look like.
I love this, too! It made me smile, first thing in the morning, while it is still dark outside and I am sipping coffee.
I also love Taco Bell. So?
I like how all the space hedgehogs are converging for lunch. I bet they all gather at the Taco Bell in space for their secret, space hedgehogs' meeting every month.
..moving at the speed of deliciousness... THROUGH MY COLON!!
Joh(n)
The hedgehog nearest the sign is clearly Spiny Norman.
He's a giant hedgehog by the way..
@ Hiplainsdrifter: Dude, that was funny. I'm debating whether I'd prefer the speed of deliciousness be really fast or really slow. More specifically, my colon is unsure.
DIMSDALE!
DIMSDALE??!
wow. now i am afraid that if i go to taco bell, when i leave, i'll step off into the nothingness of space. of course maybe that's better than stepping off into the special somethingness of the little girls room.
I like how the artist very carefully signed the drawing by writing the letters MEMO up in the corner with a different color ink.
What?
It's not the artist's name?
It stands for "Meat-Eating Martians Organization"?? C'mon, you're kidding, right?
At least Taco Bell is delicious somewhere.
This must be where the Little Prince gets his fast food.
Big twinkling stars or anuses ... anusi .. anusses ... butt-holes?
You decide!
OMG! This has to be one of my fave finds, ever. Haha.
Lol@Joh(n): I think you're onto something there. It would be way too obvious if those hedgehogs had their secret space meetings at Sonic America's Drive-In (is Sonic nation-wide?)
Does anyone remember Space Food Sticks? They were introduced in the 60s around the same time as Tang.
Just don't "drop the chalupa" in the parking lot!
Boss: "Johnson, you had six months and a $250K budget to develop our pitch to Taco Bell, and this is what you came up with?!?"
Johnson: "Uh, yep."
Boss: "I Love it!!!!"
@Night: I remember space food sticks! As I recall they were awful. My mom packed one in my school lunch every day, along with a small container of Tang powder which I mixed with water from the drinking fountain. Thanks for the flashback!
Yes, Night in gale, I remember Space Food Sticks. The peanut butter one was the only one that was edible. The rest tasted like tootsie turds left in the cat box. :P
And what about those powdered drink mixes? Goofy Grape is the only name that comes to mind, but the rest of the flavors had mentally challenged fruit on the label, too.
@Grumpy: I couldn't remember the drink mix exactly, but Goofy Grape was ringing a bell, so I googled.
They were just like Kool-aid, made by Pillsbury, called Funny Face Packs. Flavors included Jolly Olly Orange, Rootin'Tooton Raspberry, and the oh-so-unPC Injun Orange and Chinese Cherry.
This link will show you the funny faces:
http://theimaginaryworld.com/ffpac.html
@Joh(n): those Space Food Sticks were really bad, but if they were good enough for the astronauts, what the heck, right? haha! I have a very funny visual of you in your school lunchroom. What kind of lunch box did you have and what kind of cup did you mix your Tang in? There were no water bottles in those days....
I had to buy my milk at school. 3 cents for a half-pint wax box that opened on the top corner and loose wax fell into the hole floating atop my chocolate milk. Gross.
No doubt propelled into the transomes of space via the strong, gassy emmissions from one's intestinal tract.
Warrior Princess can't keep coming back here if the captcha problems are all math related. It's just wrong.
@Night: I had the plain brown bag for my lunches. And a paper cup for mixing the Tang. Just the basics. It was a simpler time, lol!
Am I the only one who thinks of The Jetsons when they see this?
Taco Bell is a restaurant like NASCAR is a sport; a Chihuahua is a dog or Zima is an alcoholic drink- it looks like (the proverbial) duck and walks like a duck so we call it a duck or a restaurant or a sport or a dog but really it's something else altogether... (mainly a chance to spend some quality time with the nearest toilet).
I think the funniest part is that not only the building is flying through space... so is the lawn/concrete in front of the building, thin and delicate but speeding through the universe while dodging numerous hedgehogs/stars. I'm trying to imagine what the drive-thru of such a Taco Bell location would be like.
I'd like to get me some of THAT pot!
Odd. All of the Taco Bells I've eaten at have moved at the speed of dependable, carefully-analyzed, dreary mediocrity.
I haven't had a space-food stick in 35 years, but the mere mention of them brings back all the horror of those hideously fecal-looking extruded monstrosities.
Taco Bell Bean and Cheese Burrito, no onion, no sauce, extra cheese...
my very favorite food. With just a couple drops per bite of Mild Sauce, that I apply myself.
Mmmmmm.....
With a Diet Pepsi.
1) Those of you that are too good for Taco Bell are food snobs. Get over yourselves.
2) I like how the artist even got the detail of the arched windows. Without the sign I may have guessed this was a Taco Bell.
@ Night in gale:
My sisters and I used to love the Funny Face drinks. Injun Orange and Chinese Cherry were the original flavors but were changed: the orange, as I recall from the TV commercials, had a headband and feather, war paint, and said "Ugh" and "How" a lot; and the cherry had slanted eyes, black pigtails, a big toothy smile and one of those stereotyped Chinese hats. I assume Pillsbury received complaints about being racially insensitive (even though that's not something you heard a lot about back then), and thus was born Jolly Olly Orange and Choo Choo Cherry.
It frightens me to think of what all I can remember from my childhood... but don't ask me where I left my car keys.
but I do like Del Taco and other fast food restaurants... So no snobbery... just a matter of individual taste... or lack thereof!
(Sorry couldn't resist that last bit...)
I fully endorse the right of all people to express their Freedom of Fast Food.
I'm a little loopy, and I approve of this message.
fun. i think i'd want to hang out with this artist.
I'm proud to be a food snob. I figure, with all the junk I've consumed in my youth, I've earned the right to a refined palate. That's half the fun of growing up.
@Pastor Z: I won't ask you where your car keys are if you don't ask me where my Prayer of the Day calendar ran off to.
8-)
Btw, thanks for the spicy Find Thomas!
@ NIGHT IN GALE- Oh man! The waxed-carton of chocolate milk with added wax for taste...you're right...GROSS!
@ EATING REAL FOOD- Ahahhahahahahaha@ I haven't had a space-food stick in 35 years, but the mere mention of them brings back all the horror of those hideously fecal-looking extruded monstrosities.
Me and my hedgehog compatriots were indeed going to meet at the Taco Bell, but as you can see by this improvised sketch that the speed at which this haven of tastiness was travelling was simply too fast to catch after being catapulted around the sun. The aft portion of this delicatessen is morphing and elongating from the strain of gravity, as you can clearly see so we went to Chik Fil' A instead.
I am suddenly reminded of "Jews in Space" by Mel Brooks. Lol.
PIGS! IN! SPAAAAACE!
I love the handwriting in this one.
This looks/sounds exactly like something my ex-boyfriend would've done. He also says "plz" a lot. Weird.
I know this Taco Bell, I grew up around the corner...delicious isn't the word I'd use. Gangster is closer to it, without the intended toughness..
Stoners. LOL!