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September 12, 2008 |
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Fortess of Solitude
FOUND by Valerie Roybal
in Albuquerque, New Mexico
Found this photo of this very life-like (waxen?) man of steel on the floor of a very cluttered garage. Could it be a forgotten, long-lost vacation photo or an occupant leftover?
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Probably a movie prop or a wax museum leftover...sad that he's gone...but it might be worth something to a *REAL* Superman Fan.
RIP REEVES...
I like the setting, cool tubes.....
What do super heros do now that we don't have phone booths anymore?
Remain unchanged forever.
Here's the proof.
"Lifelike?" This is an illustration of the word "lifelike" that I've never come across before. Unless you think department store dummies are lifelike.
Deathlike, perhaps. Autopsy-candidate-like. Corpselike.
I'm not saying that because Mr Reeves is deceased; I'm saying the dummy looks dead.
Not wax, resin.
It's a "SUPER SUT"!!! I love it.
Plus ... he's clearly removed the kneepads....
"here I stand all broken hearted..."
Poor Superman looks like he's having some issues today.
That's a photo from a secret roll of film left behind by one of Lex Luthor's intelligence agents. Be careful in that garage, Valerie.
There's something about the combination of the Man of Steel's expression and clenched fists that makes me think that he's (dare I say) pooping...
Poop of Steel!
I wonder if it smells like ass or steel.
I think the neck/chest area looks lifelike, but the hands look zombie-ish.
If a moose can poop milk dudes, maybe Superman can poop plastic tubes.
I think he'd look alot more at ease on a horse.
And BTW, if you think dinosaur poo is good for your garden, you ain't seen nothing yet.
"Your What??!"
"My SUPER Suit!!"
"Oh No!!! I've been planning this dinner for months..."
I remembered the dialog wrong. Here is the corrected lines... This is my wife's favorite scene...
Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: Where?
Honey: Why do you need to know?
Lucius: I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo]
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
I didn't know Super Man was a bong farmer!
I think the sculptor should have stuck one of those bongs in his groin area!
Sorry if I offended anyone!
Totally tubular. What's a "fortess"?
Why does it look like he's standing in front of a giant pan-flute made out of humongous test tubes?
they are crystals, criptonite, you know.
Superman was a medical laboratory technician when he wasn't mild-mannered Clark Kent. Looks like he's collected quite a few samples here.
Finally, a pan flute reference. Now I can smoothly segueway into a word of praise for the remarkable talent that is ZAMFIR!
Ya know, as cold as it was up in that fortress of solitude, wouldn't Superman have needed some of those Victoria's Secret nipple pads?
Man of Steel's Secret Getaway Revealed
Photo by Jimmy Olson, story by Lois Lane
Superman got stuck inside the pipe organ.
Looks like Superman's constipated.
Superman looks like SuperStupe there. Sorry
:D
Alan goes Pting.. Zamfir, master of the pan flute crossed my mind, too. And Zamfir was just mentioned in conversation here a couple hours ago! heeelarious!
That is actually an exhibit at the Movieland Wax Museum in Buena Park, CA.
I do miss the Tokemaster.
Be still my heart.
I loved Christopher Reeve
Wipe that psychotic smirk off your face, Kent!
I think he's realized he needs to get in touch with his pelvic floor. www.foundmagazine.com/find/555