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August 24, 2005 |
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I Love Sex!
FOUND by Blaise Allysen Kearsley
in Brooklyn, New York
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I have a stick? And just what do they mean by that, huh???
Girls best friend club??? how old is this girl? and what is she doing with a stick??
this reminds me of elementary school. we had to write ten sentances every day. one of them was "i have a stick"
Scandalous!! I love it!
lmao I know someone who would say that and writes like that!!
:0 oh my!
sounds illegal.
oh, god. i feel like that may have been me, sometime in 6th grade or so, but i don't know how it would have gotten to new york. there was a kid my friend and i knew whose last name was haverstick, which we found totally hilarious. similarly hilarious was the idea of sex, particularly cyber sex. y'know. 11 year olds and their giggle fits.
awsome!!! i love the honesty and bluntness
Look at the handwriting. Sorry, but this girl seems too young to take up this activity safely! Parents, please MONITOR your children's internet activity closely, for there are too many Erics.
OHHEMMMGEEE I think i'm the eric in that note!!! Hahaha, well guess what, she was easier off line!!! !-D
Dear Eric,
If you think that somebody can be easy over the Internet... I feel the need to drag you out of your home by your earlobes.
I like how the double exclamation points make a smiley face...can not be older then 13.
I am sitting in the computer lab of my university and literally laughed out loud at this. Awesome.
i have big earlobes, it will be easy for you
Earlobes is to nice. Just take his spine and use it as a windchime. Slightly sadistic, but I don't like little boys feelin' up little girls.
I am laughing so hard, this is hilarious. To think this guy is so self centered he thinks it's him. Ha!
Melissa: I'm pretty sure he's not being serious. There's been this new invention called "sarcasm," see...
Pam: Little boys and little girls are one thing... big, grown up boys and little girls are quite another.
There is a bit of black comedy in this. The fact of it is just sad, but I love that:
a) It talks about sex and then says "I have a stick"
b) It's on "Girls' Best Friends Club notepaper. WTF?
My guess it that since this little girl loves sex so much, she found a way of doing it without the aid of Eric - hence the stick? A primitive form of a sex toy?
Eric!! You're giving the company to Eric!!??
i hope a little girl isn't using a sex toy!!
"I like how the double exclamation points make a smiley face...can not be older then 13."
I still do that and I'm 27.
My little sister used to have this "girls best friend" paper. The handwriting and the punctuation is exactly like a little girls writing. I think she was going to write "I have a sticker" and stopped. This is really sick and sad.
I think this might be Engrish, based on the incorrect punctuation and the fact that it's kind of nonsensical.
Maybe I just have a warped mind, but I totally see this as a little girl who was taken advantage of on the internet, and in her shame, she is trying to play it off as though she thought it was "cool" to her friends.
Hey thats gr8 she's the coolest babe...honest bae...might be the cute babe...jsut take care even i luv to have oral sex in cyber cafes...these day i donn find time to go...anyway hv fun
The way I see it, "I have a stick" a boy wrote this. Maybe on his little sister's stationary?
I Have a Stick, too
"he is a bad, bad man!"
:)
that is just mad fucked up mostly because the girls handwriting is no more than 10 years old.
plus, she has a stick.
weird.
"I like how the double exclamation points make a smiley face...can not be older then 13."
My ex-bf is 19 and does this LOL
I agree with captain obvious the stick could be a sex toy. I had a sex toy when i was 14.
I am almost positive that this note was not meant to be taken seriously but it was much more likely a joke between two friends. Apparently, two friends in the Girls' Best Friends Club. I used to write/receive notes all the time that say things like "I had the most amazing sex last night" or "Ohh man I'm so drunk right now." Mind you, this was in the sixth grade. Intercourse and alcohol are hilarious. Even the mere mention of sex would be enough to cause a giggle fit sure to get us kicked out of Reading class.
wow
LOL...did u check that message from Eric!!?? i CANNED myself laughing!!
Strange that it's 'a cyber sex' -- just the one? And I kind of assumed she (he?) was in the middle of writing 'I have a stick(y patch in my knickers now)' and got interrupted (or lost interest)...
Totally reminds me of this picture:
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=390031
sorry, no clicky
I have a stick too... ;)
Yes, I'm the one who wrote that note. And it was eric, who commented above that I had sexual intercourse with via internet.
what up, baby ;)
older girls can have messy writing too. and they can also have cheesy ugly stationary. it could have been a present and was the closest piece of paper available. this girl could easily be in grade 8 or 9.. knowing kids these days, i wouldn't be surprised if grade 7's were having "real" sex.
This note was a response to another note asking "what did you do last nite" and "what kind of razor do you use?"
Shaving is all the rage for 11 year olds. And in these days of advanced technology, aparently other things as well.
i have a shick ... i used to have a gillette
Litmus test on the paper indicates perp was pre-teen.
I love sex sex is like my life
Grade 7's are having "real" sex
I don't what this kid is all jazzed about. Have you ever cybered with Eric? He sucks. But the again I didn't have stick.
Duuuude that was Eric I did it with last night? No wonder I wasn't having an orgy.
am i the only one who thinks this is not only disturbing but really sad? innocence lost...
I'm going to go out on a limb her and assume that the "stick" in question is a Joy Stick for video gaming...
I think it's adorable when kids try to mimic adults and have sex. Sooo cute!
This is cyber sex though, at worst whoever it was just typed stupid, unrealistic dirty things that only happen in porn movies and then laughing. I really don't understand all this "this is terrible", "this is disturbing", it's just some idiot kid. And we've all been idiot kids, right?
I wonder if she sucked his cyberdong? u all reckon that could be mentioned by her as his cyber stick?
whoa, to comment on will in the UK's comment directly above pongo pewter's...the kids these days are operating with minds based in the furthest recesses of the galaxy...for the most part they have grown up as weeds grow, without any guidance, except for learning to blow gas on cellphones and type on insane computers about trash and sex taken to its lowest vile and base forms...earth is going to hell in a handbasket.
anyone who says they dont masterbate is a dirty liar. the girl probably wanted to get off, and being to young to know how to find good porn, she turned to young eric. maybe she was the one who corrupted him! whatever the cause, i hope she enjoyed it!
"I wonder if she sucked his cyberdong?" It was worth reading all of these comments just to find this little gem. You can count on me presenting this question randomly to whomever I meet for as long as I can remember the quote.
I am currently the national president of the Girls' Best Friends Club and was shocked and horrified to find this disgusting and unauthorized use of our official stationery.You all may sleep soundly tonight knowing that the GBFC will find the member who committed this vile act of electronic copulation and her membership stick will be seized. Good day
I feel so lost...I dont have a best friend, Eric Hates me and my Mom won't let me have sex on the computer...
LMFAO A STICK. sounds unhygenic
Do you wanna be in my 'Best Friends Club'?? we'll use this paper to pass notes in school. Let me know who you have crush on. Or if you have cybersex or something. *double-exclamation-smiley-face*
Anyone who writes "Hotlanta" is not having a sex, cyber or otherwise.
so many things wrong with this ... so little time
...that "a stick" is slang for "a man." I'm sure I've heard that expression used before; can't remember where or by whom...
A man whom one fucks, I mean. Just in case that wasn't clear.
hmmm:)
ohh be quiet and eat a big pile of crap, parents dont need to moniter stuff girls and boys need to stop being such PUSSY SLUTS!!!!!
every time I see this, at first glance I think it says "I had cougar sex..."
Hahahaha @ above comment. Cougar sex.
I wonder how many people got the memo.
I like sex too. and i have a stick. What's so funny?
It's the stick she carves a new notch into each time she has cybersex.
umm... I think I get it. the I have a stick... I think it means he's a boy (and I doubt eric knew) Wonder if the guy who posted at the top still thinks the note is about him :D
haha! I have a stick. To funny.
Yeahhh I think it's probably a girl in middle school joking around. I know in 6th and 7th grade, which surprisingly wasn't too long ago, if a friend mentioned they had cyber sex everyone would shun them and exclaim how gross they are that they had a sexuality. Even though kids in my grade were already engaging in heavy foreplay if not cutting straight to the chase...
And I highly doubt the poor girl is trying to mastrubate with a ragged old stick she found!
masturbate*
How can some of you say...kids these days. Please...kids have been cybersexing since AOL first came out and the Internet became popular and that was like over 10 yrs ago.
Hahahah, Hope, I agree with you. I still do that explanation point with smiles! Haha! At least I know I'm not the only one doing it still!
This note is funny. But sad. I just don't like to think of little kids having sex..
And whats up with this stick thing? Yuk.
CYBERDONG CYBERDONG HAHAHAHAHA
This is disturbing.
Eric's such a pedo's name.
"A cyber sex", "Girls best friends club"? Someone aught to be monitering this girls computer time.