June 20, 2005

Pelvic Floor
FOUND by Christopher Luna in Boulder, Colorado
lee
they are wrong. it's all about getting in touch with the pubic ceiling.
+ October 30, 2006 11:15 PM +
D in Milwaukee, WI
I didn't even know what "Pelvic Floor" was till I was married and pregnant and even then I read about it in a pregnancy book!
+ February 01, 2007 08:16 PM +
Erin in Indiana
WOW, wtf?!?!
+ February 02, 2007 09:10 AM +
Sam in Boulder, Colorado
only in boulder...
+ February 04, 2007 02:15 AM +
Jess in Lancaster, Pa
Reminds me of the one scene from the movie The Guru. "So... If I touch myself here.... then I won't be afraid?" Lol.
+ February 19, 2007 05:20 PM +
kat in pa
roflmfao you have no idea how hard I'm laughing
+ February 26, 2007 06:05 PM +
Crystal in Hell(aka Sacramento Job Corps)
For those who aren't in a medical language class the pelvic floor is more commonly called the taint or the choad. So be sure to give this frequently ignored part of your genitals lots of love from now on so that you won't get the crazies!
+ March 22, 2007 12:26 AM +
Alyssa in Canada
I love how the first sentence is "Yes" With a weird happy face sticking his tongue out hahaha
Makes me want to see the first message/ conversation
+ April 03, 2007 10:16 PM +
maya in philly, PA
i think what they're trying to imply here is that not having the big O every once in a while leads to a variety of neuroses...and Crystal, i think the technical term for the taint/choad is perineum, not pelvic floor...the pelvic floor is an internal group of muscles, which contract upon orgasm...
+ May 08, 2007 01:49 PM +
Nicole in my own private hell
Oh, so THAT'S my problem!!! It's all so clear now...
+ May 08, 2007 02:12 PM +
Jonathan in touch with various nether bits,
I don't think the smiley face is sticking its tongue out, I think it has the sun shining out of its a**se (or pelvic floor). Or maybe it's a cow's udder. 'All neurosis can be' -- what? Traced? Re-traced? Anyway, quite a generalisation. Still, I am reminded of Alexander Lowen ('Betrayal of the Body') and how important it is to be well grounded and in touch with your physical body. Hmm.
+ August 11, 2007 08:35 PM +
Jittery in The hizzouse
I'd get in touch with my pelvic floor, but I haven't had any alone time recently.
+ August 26, 2007 11:51 AM +
Pelvic floor awareness is in my past
I think the only way to get in touch w/your pelvic floor is to have a 9 pound baby sitting on it 24/7. Otherwise, why would you think about it at all? I don't recall being super serene at that stage of any of my pregnancies, either.
+ September 18, 2007 09:33 PM +
km in Austin
This makes me miss living in Denver and taking day trips to Boulder for the sole purpose of laughing at hippies.
+ September 19, 2007 11:09 PM +
Midlife Crisis in California
"I think it has the sun shining out of its ass." Hahahahahahaha! Good one, Jonathan!
+ September 21, 2007 06:33 PM +
Sleazy in Calfornia
This made my day.

A favorite for sure.
+ October 19, 2007 03:25 AM +
Voices in side your head
One time, a guy on the bus offered to pay me to get in touch with my pelvic floor while he watched...
+ November 11, 2007 09:01 AM +
Night in gale
I now find myself involuntarily doing Kegel exercises!
+ January 26, 2008 10:33 PM +

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