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July 19, 2008 |
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Gimme $300!
FOUND by Suzanne Michal
in The Bahamas
I think my friend Joanne spotted this one last year when we visited the Bahamas.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Forget the Dominican Bepublic. All your $300 are belong to me.
Why would a country like the Dominican Bepublic need $300 anyway?
Bwahaha @ the comments! Me are owed $75 of that money, Domi can wait..
LMAO @ L.. I didn't even notice they spelled Republic wrong until you spelled it w/ a B... WTF.
@the Spam question.. Blue & Yellow seeds, make Great Weed.. Try it sometime!
Haha @ Terrie... Thanks for making me laugh this morning!
was that response like... see..you.. next.. tuesday?
(or thursday, as in the case of Michael Jackson's Thriller?)
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Dominican Republic today.
darling, the undocumenteds are getting rather pushy, don't you think?
This note is written by 2 different people.
BTW, Dominican Bepublic is where? Couldn't find it on Google maps. Maybe it is near Bawanda?
$300 for Dominican Bepublic beople
I'm still chuckling over the "see you next Tuesday" part. Didn't realize how snarky it gets down there in the Bepublic!
I have $300. Where do I send it?
To Me!! To Me!!
Wow! It's like a snail-mail 419 scam! I guess since he could only get it to one potential victim at a time, he figured he might as well cut right to the chase and leave out the part about how he's the rightful heir to the throne of the Dominican Republic, but the fraudulent regime is withholding his $300,000 inheritance, and how your immediate deposit of a mere $300 can secure access to the treasury, all in the name of our mutual lord and savior, dearest sister.
I just stopped in Matamoros on the way back to the States, and some of the vendors used adorable little kids to sell stuff - this note seems like it should be delivered by a slightly morose little girl. Odd but effective tactic ("Well, I don't need this, but she's so cute!")
(Or, in this case, "Well, alright, I guess you can have $300, if you really need it.")
Also, a street vendor with a cart told me to step right in. To what, I didn't ask.
@Schneh.. Where is Matamoros? A street vendor asked you to step into his cart? Did you do it? Where did he take you?
But what does he/she need to send to the Dominican Republic with the $300?
"Thank you! I'll take everything you can throw at me!"
(Act III, after the Sextet, No. 18)