July 06, 2008

Cocksucker Sinatra
FOUND by Chelsea A in The A to Z Auto Repair
On the way to the movies, I spotted this sign on the side of the road. I had to come back a second time in order to pick it up. It wasn't until then did I see that its lovely little message was sprawled on a Frank Sinatra album. Hope he got the rent.
Schneh
Uh, their name is Clawwa. Better do what 'e says, Slim.
+ July 06, 2008 12:04 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Slam poetry.
+ July 06, 2008 12:06 AM +
Ferizzle in Canada
I am reading "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac right now and I am pretty sure he and/or Dean Moriarty could have received such a note somewhere down the line....they prolly ran despite the long arm of the Clawwa...
+ July 06, 2008 12:51 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

Funny this should show up...hubby and I had our last court hearing on Friday, July 4th, /08(a motion) that one of our tenants made in reference to the eviction we had set up for their removal on June 24th,/08. They're were only allowed one motion, thank God, as they owe us 3 months back rent, ($4000) and a water bill which got switched to our Property Tax Bill ($3398.88) as the City of Toronto does NOT turn the water off anymore, due to anything. It just gets put on to the owners 'back'.
Anyhoo, the amazing, Judge Chin *quashed* their motion and gave them sh*t!!! Since hubs and I have already paid for the Sheriff ($350.00) to come and evict, the Judge said, "Go ahead, proceed with the Sheriff's order and get these *mooches* of your home already!"

RUN-RUN-Now you RUN you FUCKS!!

This all happens on Wednesday, July 9th, /08. The locks go on the 2 doors, and everyone is out of our home, finally!!

JERK-OFFS!!!

Great, fantastic FIND!!

BTW, @ the FINDER, CHELSEA- Which Frank Sinatra album was this FOUND and written on???
It would be so cool if it happened to be the album, *RING-A-DING-DING...* Get out our home!!
+ July 06, 2008 01:42 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

I do NOT agree with the title of this FIND, either!!!

B-A-D-D!!!!!!!!!
+ July 06, 2008 01:46 AM +
lars in all my forms in the nwc?
now we're talkin'. i wouldn't have been surprised if this had been found in some ole ghost town, swirlin' among the tumbleweeds.

@ holly: i've changed my mind; don't go back to school - write a BOOK for pete's sake! great story.
+ July 06, 2008 05:05 AM +
lost in the ozone
See Fuck run.
Run, fuck. Run!

Holly, looks like you should just start a blog.
+ July 06, 2008 06:41 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

LOL! Thanks Lars!

I do have a blog...:p!!!
+ July 06, 2008 07:07 AM +
always wonder in g
I really hope the Finder weighs in here- I'd LOVE to have more info on the where of the Find. Is Chelsea the name of the Finder? the name of the town in which it was Found?

Who's the Z in A-Z Auto Repair?

And I agree with Schneh: When the name's Clawwa, you'd damn well better do what Clawwa wants you to do!! (what kind of name is Clawwa???)

+ July 06, 2008 08:24 AM +
Butch in the mood for a ride
It's Zed.
Who's Zed?
Zed's Dead, Baby. Zed's dead.
+ July 06, 2008 08:30 AM +
Clover in the lawn at night with a blade of grass
@lost.. hhahhahha! But I don't think the illustrations would be appropriate for a first grade reader.
+ July 06, 2008 09:32 AM +
fooch in Down The Rabbit Hole
OMG! I keep going back and rereading this.

Have no words at the moment.
+ July 06, 2008 09:50 AM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr in John Malkovich
"By the way, are we still on for dinner? It's your turn to bring the wine."
+ July 06, 2008 09:55 AM +
Blackbird singing in in the dead of night
"Clawwa's Motivational Tips -- How To Get What You Want When You Want It!"

New Book! Coming soon to a Borders near you!
+ July 06, 2008 11:18 AM +
wonder in g
where is Monkeywrench?
+ July 06, 2008 12:48 PM +
lauren in hates oakland
HAHA this language remins me of eagle vs. shark
+ July 06, 2008 03:15 PM +
Chloe in the middle of a good book
I'm reading on the road too! I love Dean as a character, I'd never want him as a boyfriend.
he probably did write this =] maybe it's Camille.
+ July 07, 2008 12:15 AM +
Ferizzle in Canada
Chloe...I think Dean or Sal would have received this fer sure....They are such beat bad-ass, crazy-ass boys...but I am digging them too...
+ July 07, 2008 01:39 AM +
Cherry OPepsi
Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200. No. Wait. Go collect that $200 and pay it to ME for RENT!

What a strangely worded note. I'm inclined to agree with Terrie-is-so-very: Slam Poetry.

I wonder who Slim f*cked and ran out on.. perhaps Clawwa's younger sister? Clawwa?
+ July 07, 2008 01:04 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
Clawwa's baby sister would be Clawwahhh.
+ July 07, 2008 04:14 PM +
Cherry OPepsi
Actually, did anyone else google Clawwa? I couldn't help myself. Among the hits that were in English, Google came up with a YouTube account and a Myspace page for Clawwa, whose name is actually Clara. I don't imagine she's any relation to the Clawwa who penned this missive.
+ July 07, 2008 08:30 PM +
never read Kerouac
Looks like a coded ad for underage prostitutes.
+ July 07, 2008 11:22 PM +
Matty, rocking out in Baltimore
Maybe they were playing Monopoly and he was in Jail. If he dosen't roll doubles next turn he'll have to pay the $50 as well as the rent on Park Place.
+ July 10, 2008 01:24 PM +
Human Ultraman in Japan
Did you ever go downtown to have sex with black girls? Some (not all) black girls are cute, especially nude ones.....but it's no big deal if you happen to be a black dude (with nothing but crime, rap music and sex on your mind)........it is a big deal if you happen to be a square white dude!

Did you ever notice that some people from India are blacker than "blacks in America/or pick your favorite country"????
+ July 15, 2008 02:24 PM +
The same guy from above in Japan
So, if these dark people from India are blacker than "blacks", shouldn't these Indians be called "black"??????????????????

Also, black guys are always calling eachother "brother", what's up with that?? Are we all brothers and by doing so they are really building a wall between races and promoting racism???
+ July 15, 2008 02:27 PM +
mona lisa in the louvre
what the heck is the point of those last two posts?
+ July 15, 2008 02:54 PM +

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