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July 06, 2008 |
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Cocksucker Sinatra
FOUND by Chelsea A
in The A to Z Auto Repair
On the way to the movies, I spotted this sign on the side of the road. I had to come back a second time in order to pick it up. It wasn't until then did I see that its lovely little message was sprawled on a Frank Sinatra album. Hope he got the rent.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Uh, their name is Clawwa. Better do what 'e says, Slim.
Slam poetry.
I am reading "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac right now and I am pretty sure he and/or Dean Moriarty could have received such a note somewhere down the line....they prolly ran despite the long arm of the Clawwa...
Funny this should show up...hubby and I had our last court hearing on Friday, July 4th, /08(a motion) that one of our tenants made in reference to the eviction we had set up for their removal on June 24th,/08. They're were only allowed one motion, thank God, as they owe us 3 months back rent, ($4000) and a water bill which got switched to our Property Tax Bill ($3398.88) as the City of Toronto does NOT turn the water off anymore, due to anything. It just gets put on to the owners 'back'.
Anyhoo, the amazing, Judge Chin *quashed* their motion and gave them sh*t!!! Since hubs and I have already paid for the Sheriff ($350.00) to come and evict, the Judge said, "Go ahead, proceed with the Sheriff's order and get these *mooches* of your home already!"
RUN-RUN-Now you RUN you FUCKS!!
This all happens on Wednesday, July 9th, /08. The locks go on the 2 doors, and everyone is out of our home, finally!!
JERK-OFFS!!!
Great, fantastic FIND!!
BTW, @ the FINDER, CHELSEA- Which Frank Sinatra album was this FOUND and written on???
It would be so cool if it happened to be the album, *RING-A-DING-DING...* Get out our home!!
I do NOT agree with the title of this FIND, either!!!
B-A-D-D!!!!!!!!!
now we're talkin'. i wouldn't have been surprised if this had been found in some ole ghost town, swirlin' among the tumbleweeds.
@ holly: i've changed my mind; don't go back to school - write a BOOK for pete's sake! great story.
See Fuck run.
Run, fuck. Run!
Holly, looks like you should just start a blog.
LOL! Thanks Lars!
I do have a blog...:p!!!
I really hope the Finder weighs in here- I'd LOVE to have more info on the where of the Find. Is Chelsea the name of the Finder? the name of the town in which it was Found?
Who's the Z in A-Z Auto Repair?
And I agree with Schneh: When the name's Clawwa, you'd damn well better do what Clawwa wants you to do!! (what kind of name is Clawwa???)
It's Zed.
Who's Zed?
Zed's Dead, Baby. Zed's dead.
@lost.. hhahhahha! But I don't think the illustrations would be appropriate for a first grade reader.
OMG! I keep going back and rereading this.
Have no words at the moment.
"By the way, are we still on for dinner? It's your turn to bring the wine."
"Clawwa's Motivational Tips -- How To Get What You Want When You Want It!"
New Book! Coming soon to a Borders near you!
where is Monkeywrench?
HAHA this language remins me of eagle vs. shark
I'm reading on the road too! I love Dean as a character, I'd never want him as a boyfriend.
he probably did write this =] maybe it's Camille.
Chloe...I think Dean or Sal would have received this fer sure....They are such beat bad-ass, crazy-ass boys...but I am digging them too...
Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200. No. Wait. Go collect that $200 and pay it to ME for RENT!
What a strangely worded note. I'm inclined to agree with Terrie-is-so-very: Slam Poetry.
I wonder who Slim f*cked and ran out on.. perhaps Clawwa's younger sister? Clawwa?
Clawwa's baby sister would be Clawwahhh.
Actually, did anyone else google Clawwa? I couldn't help myself. Among the hits that were in English, Google came up with a YouTube account and a Myspace page for Clawwa, whose name is actually Clara. I don't imagine she's any relation to the Clawwa who penned this missive.
Looks like a coded ad for underage prostitutes.
Maybe they were playing Monopoly and he was in Jail. If he dosen't roll doubles next turn he'll have to pay the $50 as well as the rent on Park Place.
Did you ever go downtown to have sex with black girls? Some (not all) black girls are cute, especially nude ones.....but it's no big deal if you happen to be a black dude (with nothing but crime, rap music and sex on your mind)........it is a big deal if you happen to be a square white dude!
Did you ever notice that some people from India are blacker than "blacks in America/or pick your favorite country"????
So, if these dark people from India are blacker than "blacks", shouldn't these Indians be called "black"??????????????????
Also, black guys are always calling eachother "brother", what's up with that?? Are we all brothers and by doing so they are really building a wall between races and promoting racism???
what the heck is the point of those last two posts?