April 20, 2008

That Dang Weed!
FOUND by John in West Hollywood, California
Found this on the sidewalk.
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
I'm listening... to the wee little voices in my head. *giggle* And they like me more than they like you. phbbbbt
+ April 20, 2008 12:51 AM +
the man behind the curtain in oz
Did towel-y write this?
+ April 20, 2008 02:12 AM +
kitrona in IN
*snickers* That DANG weed... I love that the writer obviously smokes, but doesn't commit actual swear words to paper.
+ April 20, 2008 02:37 AM +
Happy day today!
How confusing! I'm in the mood for something with melted cheese on top. And something sweet.
+ April 20, 2008 10:00 AM +
Clover in the snow in April
Dang good point, kitrona. This proves that pot smokers are gentle, although perhaps a bit confused.
+ April 20, 2008 10:07 AM +
smoke2joints in theafternoon, anditmakesmefeelalright
mmmm...sweet melted cheesiness

lol, it's taken me twenty minutes to post this, i went to go get a calculator (forgetting that computers have calculators), forgot what i was looking for and now... 6 times 8 is what? a question to ruin my day.

40 minutes later:vista jammed, can't see the calculator.. look for phone, then realize i know how to multiply; 48. Dang.
+ April 20, 2008 12:36 PM +
Ipso Facto
i'm in the mood for crunchy, salty, chocolatey.

It IS kinda stupid going to work high- I wouldn't be able to function. Same with highschool. I knew so many kids who came to class stoned.
+ April 20, 2008 01:09 PM +
Les Brers in A Minor
Reminds me of a co-worker of mine who got fired for coming to work high.
+ April 20, 2008 03:34 PM +
Monica Enjoys Spr in g
People who get high and always say "I was so high..." are really lame. As if the high wasn't worth it unless you can brag about it.

This find doesn't seem significant.



+ April 20, 2008 03:55 PM +
sing in in the rain
smokea big spliff of some good sensamilia!
+ April 20, 2008 04:45 PM +
acidhousequeen in santa barbara
i love how the last three find of the days have been about weed. In recognition of 420?
+ April 20, 2008 06:03 PM +
Kelsey in NOLA
Smoke two joints in the morning, smoke two joints at night ... yay Sublime! :)
+ April 20, 2008 06:46 PM +
spy in Kanata, ON, Canada
heheh I can totally picture this one being published along with a little cartoon
+ April 20, 2008 07:02 PM +
Elizabeth in SC
oh come on monica, i think everyone knows that whenever they get stoned the first thing they think of is how incredibly stoned they are. it's just a matter of who voices it.

PS- am i supposed to know what 454 divided by 2 is off the top of my head?
+ April 20, 2008 07:52 PM +
christiatric in tromaville
Yes, Elizabeth, even though you're incredibly stoned.
+ April 20, 2008 08:04 PM +
Just me in my house
What is this, national pot week or something? What's with all the pot finds lately?
+ April 20, 2008 09:13 PM +
The heckeler in the balcony
Elizabeth! You just made yourself look stupid!
+ April 20, 2008 09:29 PM +
Ferny
telemarketer?
+ April 20, 2008 09:46 PM +
LMA in Suburban Maryland
This reads to me like a message from a man who wants help -- the last line "I'm listening" is the point at which he's ready to really listen so a friend, a voice on the other end of a hotline number,tell him where to go from here since he knows and is remorceful about where he is heading --"What's so stupid is my going into work so high ... I feel awesome but ... that dang weed!"

I'm listening, and if this is what you are hoping to hear from someone,then yes, going to work stoned is a bad idea that cannot end well. Either you need to find a job that doesn't either encourage you to get high or that prohibits it so that you will be "forced" to stop. Once you stop, you will then be able to see how "big" or little of a problem you have; like do you still think about getting high all the time, do you still crave the freedom from responsibility being high gave you, etc. If that is the case, you need to start going to some Alanon meetings. if it's just that you find you can smoke a single joint offered to you at a party involving a lot of people who really care about you -- more than whether they care that *you* get high at the party --- that may tell you something else. Good luck to you!
+ April 20, 2008 10:36 PM +
tokin' in smokin'
I've noticed a theme.....4/20?
+ April 20, 2008 11:37 PM +
baby basil in the herb garden
It's "sin semilla"--without seeds. Spanish. Pronounced Seen semeeya. I don't know, having never smoked any weed (hey, in my dorm you didn't have to! Just walk down the hall after 6 PM and inhale!) but I guess that those who do prefer the seedless kind. Why, I couldn't tell you.
+ April 21, 2008 03:12 AM +
kitrona in IN
I love pot smokers. They're always so... pleasantly vague. :)

But going to work high seems to be a bad idea on two counts: one, it'd make work difficult, and two, it'd waste the high. *shrugs*
+ April 21, 2008 03:19 AM +
Winston in Durham
This reminds me of the Walmart survey I had to take to try to get a job there when I was a teenager. They try to trick you on a lot of those questions regarding weed. Like, "Is smoking a little bit of weed okay if you do it so many hours before you go to work? Y or N" or "It is okay if you use your smoke break to smoke Weed. T or F". I always got a kick out of those questions.
+ April 21, 2008 10:25 AM +
Schneh
Wow, until I read the comments I interpreted this as "What's stupid is going to work. High [sic], I'm in an awesome mood, but that dang weed!..."

Yeaaah... I swear I've not partaken of any myself, I'm just crazy.
+ April 21, 2008 05:31 PM +
Me in Wherever
Ha! I thought it said "dang weeny"! I thought someone had a bad case of whiskey d*#k.
+ April 21, 2008 07:15 PM +
Towlie in Your drawer
Hey kids, wanna get high?
+ April 22, 2008 08:52 AM +
Liz
Anyone else think it's funny that s/he's punching hashes into the phone? No?

Okay, I'll go now.
+ April 22, 2008 02:56 PM +
k.b in o.c
wow, LMA. i bet you breathed a big sigh of accomplishment when all that came out. unsolicited advice....i love it.

these kids are harmless. we could all lighten up a bit, yah?

on a lighter note, i spent 4/20 this year in west hollywood, and it was even more surreal than it usually is.....can't say i recommend it..
+ April 22, 2008 10:15 PM +
chooz- in 2b anonymous
When I first read this, I thought the person’s BOSS was “that dang weeny”. Don’t know where that came from!!

OH! Sinsemilla pot is stronger ‘cause it doesn’t put all its energy into making seeds. I guess most pot growers these days ‘clone’ the plants (just like starting a houseplant from a cutting).

I remember when (rocking in chair, dredging up memories of)‘marijuana for lunch-bunch’… Pot wasn’t very strong then, but it seemed to do the trick. Not good, though, for answering phones at work.
< Pick up phone; poke ringing button.
“Good afternoon; how can I help you?” “Oh fine; please hold and I’ll transfer you.”
Poke hold button. Mind clears completely (Rats!! The Great Eraser strikes again!)
There’s no other choice, I have to ask again.
Poke button on hold. Politely enquire: “Pardon me, who are you holding for? Oh certainly, I’ll transfer you now.”>
Mind goes blank again…

The third time, “oh I’m sorry, the phones are going crazy here. “ (unmistakable sounds of silence all around.)

Habits had to change….
+ April 23, 2008 03:30 AM +
Trott Felipe in West Hollywood, CA
Haha! I was there when this was found. Awesome!
+ April 23, 2008 04:02 PM +
started out on Heiniken, and soon hit the harder stuff..
Hello, Seattle. I'm doctor Frasier Crane. I'm listening.
+ April 23, 2008 09:15 PM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

"Frasier? This is your brother, Dr.Niles Crane, did you remember to get high this morning before going in to work and answering the phone? I think NOT from the advice you're giving and receiving!"

HAHA!! Sorry @ started out on Heiniken, I just had to add to your post!!!

Funny FIND...if you were HIGH when you FOUND and read it!
+ April 24, 2008 10:33 AM +
I'm in need of a cigarette
this note looks like some kind of game people were playing, like a improv game, where someone starts a story then they add on, and so on. cause like it looks like different handwritting to me, but idk...im stoned
+ May 02, 2008 09:51 PM +

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