June 08, 2008

B On Lockdown
FOUND by Camille Swann in Hillsborough, North Carolina
There are some truly weird kids in my neighborhood, one of whom has a really naughty little brother. He got in trouble for carving his name in my husband's car with some gravel (smart, too) and I think his sister wrote this because she was so glad he was grounded. We found it in my front yard with a Tootsie Roll wrapper.
Night in gale
So is lil bro in the pen or is lockdown what they're calling groundation these days?
+ June 08, 2008 12:07 AM +
the man behind the curtain in oz
mmmmmm ..... tootsie roll
+ June 08, 2008 12:36 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
lol... groundation.. i like that.

There are weird kids in my neighbourhood, too. A whole family of them. I wish they were in lockdown.
+ June 08, 2008 05:38 AM +
Pepper in your nose
Lockdown. Ha Ha. I know what my new word for grounding is. Mona we must have the same routine. Weird.
+ June 08, 2008 08:07 AM +
spinach in your teeth
It's not a lucky day. I got a new bra and it's too tight. My Bs are on lockdown. I must go and get another new bra.

Are women being treated differently than men?

I like the cutesey flower notepaper.
+ June 08, 2008 09:16 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
B may be on lockdown, but obviously Mr. Hankey is still on the loose.
+ June 08, 2008 09:29 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
it is weird, Pepper. Cuz i have absolutely no routine at all.
+ June 08, 2008 09:30 AM +
Smallbear in the Cave
"My B is on lock-down"

Hope she doesn't mean my Bear is on lock-down!?

'Cause if she does, I'm going to have to make a trip to North Carolina for a prison break. ;)
+ June 08, 2008 09:39 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Woo! Lucky you. No collect calls today.
+ June 08, 2008 10:49 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
And I don't mean to be rude, but is it just me or does that Hillary Carlip banner look a porn ad?
+ June 08, 2008 11:10 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
I mean...almost as much as the American Apparel swimsuit banner. No, the AA ad looks like porn mag and the Carlip ad looks like porn-o (as in video).

Woo. Triple post babbling to myself. More coffee please.
+ June 08, 2008 11:15 AM +
Pepper in your eggs
Me neither. Weird huh.
+ June 08, 2008 01:04 PM +
fooch in Strawberry Fields
@spinach in your teeth: women are treated differently than men when it comes to bras, for sure. Or not, if they have man-boobs.

Sorry for regressing. :)
+ June 08, 2008 06:44 PM +
LMA in Suburban Maryland
What's with the disturbing brown stain in the middle? Is that feces or blood?????
+ June 08, 2008 08:21 PM +
I'm in way over my head here!
@LMA; i believe its tootsie roll

I really like that the sister let the neighbors know. She is thinking of others even when she has to constantly put up with her pain in the ass B. I'm wondering why she put the tootsie roll wrapper with it tho. Was it supposed to be a gift but she ate it on the way over?


+ June 08, 2008 11:40 PM +
The Devil is in the detail
Could someone explain to me why the day is lucky? What would naughty "B" have done to the day were he not in lockdown?

"Lockdown" sounds terribly harsh: did they strap the <b>B</b>rat to a rack?

@Terrie-is-so-Very: FOUND is rather pornographic, don't you think?
+ June 08, 2008 11:42 PM +
Katherine, in carcerated.
I definitely thought bladder. Bladders on lockdown.
+ June 09, 2008 12:50 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
i have to agree with you, Terrieisovery... its all rather pornographic.

you BFF, mona
+ June 09, 2008 04:18 AM +
Winston in Durham
I think every neighborhood has atleast one "weird kid". Growing up, we used to have this weird six-year-old boy who lived across the street from us. He would stare for hours at me and my brother as we played in our yard with the other neighborhood kids (his mom would not let him go over to our house; much less, cross the street). Most of the time we would not pay him any attention because if we did he usually would flick us off or he would flash us and proudly exclaim that "boys have "peepees" and girls don't!"
+ June 09, 2008 08:34 AM +

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