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June 05, 2008 |
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Gay.com
FOUND by Lisi Stoessel
in Charlottesville, Virginia
Found on the ground on the downtown mall.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Well, I swear. What do you think of that?
What??
And what was the writer doing on gay.com? Takes one to know one.
Well I, personally, don't necesarily believe that the supposed "dude named bobby" was actually a guy. I think that "dude" was actually a "chick" playing mind games with "da dude on Rhons left side in number 17."
Besides, if the person who wrote the note wsa close enough to the screen to get that much detail, he/she must have been draped on "da dude's" shoulder over there in number 17.
Key could be identifying "number 17":
a) motel room number;
b) computer in university library reference room;
c) video store viewing booth;
d) ....?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Gay.com ha ha I know what I'll be saying the rest of the day.
@Librarian, I chose "b" - or something similar like a public library or an internet cafe.
Writer, whose gossip interests haven't advanced since seventh grade, thought Recipient would find this morsel equally interesting. But, since we have nothing more than a mall as a hint to the writers identity, W and R could very well be kids.
And R probably wishes W would leave him alone and let him finish his work.
the author of the note was peeping through winows. With binocs. (also possibly a criminal policeman.)
Very google-able Finder, with http://www.dirtyfound.com/?feed=rss2
being my favorite hit. (of course. Man I hope the link works.)
It's been years since I've chated with a dude.
is there an actual site called gay.com? Pepper? Anyone?? Anyone??
Of course there is. Did you type it into your address bar?
Mona, are you kidding? How could ther NOT be a gay.com?
I figured that Number 17 was a sports jersey.
oh i suppose you're right, John.
I. Don't.
Understand.
Any. Part.
Of. This.
"The person sitting on Rhons' left might be gay. I heard from a reliable source that he was chatting on-line with someone named Bobby. I hope he finds a good relationship."
Now, doesn't that sound better?
What strikes me as funny is that this is actually written down - makes me think of kids passing notes in the library... or detention.
What's the point of spelling "was" as "wuz"? It's not like it shortens the word or anything. It just makes the writer look like an illiterate.
I never knew Yoda was gay. No wonder he hung out in that swamp all by himself. As if being two feet tall, green, and 5,000 years old wasn't difficult enough, he had to deal with being gay in outer space too?
I read this all wrong. I put in a full stop like this: "Yo Da dude on Rhons left side in number 17. (I) wuz on gay.com chating with a dude named bobby and he wuz like "Y did you move" "I was gona ask you out" (swear)"
I thought the writer was gay and had been on gay.com and was bragging about how Bobby fancied him, because he quite fancied the dude on Rhon's left side, and wanted him to see him as desirable.
WTF was that jibberish?!
LOL @ Flargy... YOOOOOOOOODA!!!! :-D
I feel sorry for the person on Rhon's left side; he's getting bitched about by strangers, his crush has moved away from him; aww.
@Flargy: have you ever heard Weird Al Yankovic's "Yoda", to the tune of "Lola"? You can see it on YouTube. (*Geek Alert*)
LOL effie, I read this the same way at first. (Then I was like, 'd'oh!')
I love the word 'fancy'!
I luv how da kidz r all ghetto wit the' speekin rong shizzle.
Da Dude! We's all lik3 "Queerz 4 eva!!"
woooo!
Ahahahaha!!! I can ALWAYS count on you'all to jump start my day and end a sh*tty one, as well!!!!
"I'm tired and I wanna' go to bed.....etc..."
At first, I read the last line on the FIND as, "I wuz gonna' ask, u cut? (swear)"
I guess I was thinking that one of the gay guys was asking if Bobby was cut? (circumsized?)
I dunno', I'm tired and I can't be bothered to anal(lyze) that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No pun intended!!!!!!!!!!!
Gud'night, all! SWEET DREAMS!!
I met him in a swamp down in Degobah, where it bubbles all the time, like a giant carbonated soda. S-o-d-a so-ho-da... I saw the little runt sitting there on a log. I asked him his name, and in a raspy voice he said, "yoda. Y-0-d-a Yo-Da. Yo yo yo yo yo----duhhhhh"...
OMG I heard that song on Dr. Demento, aaaaalll those years ago, and it was long before I'd even heard of the Kinks- and in fact, it may have been my intro to Wierd Al... Thanks for the Blast from the Past, Nightingale! (And Flargy- for without your keen powers of observation and humor who'd have thought of Yoda?)
@Holly--Were you singing "Show Me the Way to go Home" when you said, "I'm tired and I wanna go to bed..."? We sing that to my son every night (in harmony!).
YAY! Go Charlottesville! Hi Lisi. Is there a photo on your web site of you so I can recognize you on the mall? And walk in front of you so I can pick up the finds b4 you?
You want to know how I know you're gay?
'Cause I saw you in the chat room on gay.com!