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May 18, 2008 |
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The Ideal Boyfriend
FOUND by Nick Currie
in Poughkeepsie, New York
I found this on the inside front cover of a faded notebook in a decaying cardboard box in a cabinet in the Academic Office of my school.
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Cuz Yo' Ugly Face... October 03, 2004 |
Don't Worry June 28, 2006 |
Not to Blame February 17, 2006 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Those look like cat's eyeballs.
This is the guy your father warned you about.
Aack...we did it again, Clove! hahaha!
I was born in Poughkeepsie! Woohoo!
What a stud! I'm especially digging the 12-pack and awesome comb-over.
Stuff the picture. Poughkeepsie? wowzers. The craziness of American place names. I just wikipedia-ed it and it means: the reed-covered lodge by the little-water place. I like that.
good god it's a vampire/werewolf/elf man-thing with quite the nose~ 10-2-1 i bet it is someone's D&D character.... love the tiny belt.
I'm amazed he could get even *that* ratty little moustache to grow in the shadow of that giant honkin' beak.
geraldo rivera.
Uh...huh huh huh! It's Butthead all grown up!
This is what happens when they cut art from the schools.
nippless!
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=Ni
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?
imagename=Nippless2.jpg
or google search for "nippless"
uuugh. computer... bugga.
Hey! It's Munkey, the guitar player from Korn!
frightening. imo, should have been posted as close to 31 Oct as possible. =P
If this is an ideal boyfriend, YUCK! He has Fabio-like hair, humongous ears and it also appears that he has fangs! Also, the package is way too small...
So apparently the idea boyfriend looks like Ming the Merciless.....?
This is what kids are doing when they should be listening and learning in school. People like to blame the teachers and the schools for academic failure, but it's usually not their fault!! This picture is a good example why it isn't.
I never knew Ravishing Rick Rude grew an elf ear and sang for a cock rock band.
Dude, that's MY boyfriend! And leave his nose alone, it's totally hot!
You know what they say, "big nose, big..." nevermind.
that's a hell of a combover.
This creeps me out! I kinda like his earring though.
Kind of reminds me of Peter Steele, but with facial hair. Nice bulge.
wow.
Sooo... The ideal boyfriend is a poorly drawn Dragonball Z fan character?
ew. I would not want to run into THAT in a dark alley. Not that I spend lots of time in dark alleys.
the ideal boyfriend?
i think not.
his cameltoe is bothering me.
and i'm not completely loveing the facial hair.
and this kids nose is HUGE!
haha.
i could keep going.
this is a very nice drawing though. i definantly don't have talent like this.
haha
That looks eerily like my brother-in-law. But he is from Buffalo, not Poughkeepsie.
Creepy. They even got his dorky haircut, one earring, and huge honking schnoz right. I'm going to have to email him this find!
Damnit, this was supposed to be Mango sorbet, not ice cream!
Go, Potown! When I attended Vassar in the early '80s, I had a "Poughkeepsie, City of Sin" bumper sticker on my car -- a local band did a song with said title that was basically about how P'keepsie (acceptable address for U.S. Mail) was so boring you couldn't even get a good sin going if you tried. But I'll bet if you went down the "wrong side of Main Street" even then, you'd find this dude hanging out on a corner, trying his damnedest to find some trouble.
I think this guy looks like a combination of Zorro (the soul patch) a pirate (the earring) and a vampire (the teeth obviously). Just add a mask and he could be a ninja too and you got the perfect hero : D
Wow haha, I go to Marist. Did you find it there?
LMA in Suburban Maryland- There's always trouble in Potown now hah.
Leave the guy alone! Judging from his overdeveloped upper body he's only just regained the use of his legs. Cut him some slack, damn it.
Mmmm... sign me up!
I was going to make some snide comment about knowing this guy, and then I realized that this picture was found in my hometown. So maybe I do know him. The irony!
chrissywissy, I went to Marist too and I can attest to the fact that there are A LOT of sins going on in the P-O-K. You just have to know where to look. Winnikee Avenue, what, what!
OK, nobody's said it yet, so I will.
Creeeepy.
Cause it is.
A vampire...wearing a cross as his earring????
I don't think so!
Wait, I swear this is a picture of Prince!