November 06, 2008

Stay Away from THAT Planet
FOUND by Amanda in Dearborn, Michigan
This was found stuck in some bushes at the local high school. I was picking up some trash that had blown around during an event there, and this made the whole picking-up-gross-things ordeal totally worth it.
woke up in a car
totally something me and my friend would do in the back of spanish class. I like the condom man.
+ November 06, 2008 12:15 AM +
Byron O.
Haha reminds me of the song/youtube video "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".
+ November 06, 2008 12:25 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Nice and random. I did things like this when I was 15 or so. One of mine had a piece of Big Red gum, a microphone, a bag of birdseed, a Camel light, a strawberry, and a various other staples.
+ November 06, 2008 12:34 AM +
Maddy is a L7
Chuck Norris is an angel.
And I love that he is wearing a top hat.

Chuck Norris Fact- "The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends""

+ November 06, 2008 12:45 AM +
monkey in denial
hey, the planet of the apes isn't that bad. you should go there... just don't drink the tap water.


[p.s, I'm rooting for the streaker to win The Ultimate Battle]
+ November 06, 2008 01:08 AM +
Geek NOT in my mom's basement
This is the kind of thing I could only dream of doing. The artwork is above my level (including the Power Rangers stick figures) and the randomness is inspiring. I heart it. Find of the Month?

Can anyone read what the one guy is saying?
+ November 06, 2008 01:53 AM +
the man behind the curtain in oz
At first I thought that the "pikachu" said "Pinoche". Thank goddess (or condom man, or chuck norris - both of whom appear close to heaven) for the magnifier.
+ November 06, 2008 02:10 AM +
Doctor Jones in dy
Amazing drawing! Love the randomness.
I wonder what will happen if/when Godzilla steps into the Puddle of Doom.
Hitler looks kinda lonely, which is a good thing.
BTW, Chuck norris doesn't go to heaven. Heaven will come to Chuck Norris.
+ November 06, 2008 02:23 AM +
Feeling in coherent
I almost feel guilty loving this find so much. Is that wrong?

I think I stepped in the puddle of doom on my way to work this morning.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the planet of the apes Earth?

I like the viking. (how could you not?)
+ November 06, 2008 03:06 AM +
Feeling in coherent
Chuck Norris is mislabeled I think. The top hat indicates none other than Chuck Barris of the original Gong Show. And he's not descending from heaven... He's been tossed out.
+ November 06, 2008 03:23 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
What a Find! I used to doodle incessant things like this (with less talent though) during boring lectures. It actually did help me listen as I incorporated bits from the lecture...such as a hamster wearing panniers, which had something very marginally to do with the discussion of pre-Columbian cultures in S. Am. The doodles actually helped me review for tests as I would remember why I had drawn them.
+ November 06, 2008 03:43 AM +
Geek NOT in my mom's basement
@ Feeling: Chuck Barris! I haven't thought about him in years. One time on the Gong Show every contestant sang "Feelings".

I wonder if Ted Turner colorized the Puddle of Doom from its original black & white?
+ November 06, 2008 04:14 AM +
Lost in Space
This. Is. Awesome.

Streakers? Condom men? TMNT? Someone is my new hero.
+ November 06, 2008 05:09 AM +
Lost in Space
E.T.?!

Oh, man.
+ November 06, 2008 05:09 AM +
Feeling in coherent
@ Geek

Wow! a whole show as a tribute to me? Oh wait... I'm not plural.
+ November 06, 2008 05:20 AM +
stuck in some glue
the world hath ended!

oh wait, never mind, it's just a michael jackson music vid. sorry guys, you can call go home now.
+ November 06, 2008 05:31 AM +
stuck in some glue
*correction - all go home now
+ November 06, 2008 05:31 AM +
Lets get busy in the back seat
Didn't I see this on found before? Randomly picking through the old finds found at the bottom of every page? I do like it though. seems like something I would have done back in HS.
+ November 06, 2008 06:17 AM +
Mary Shea in Virginia
Ha Ha! I love the "Ring Bitch." She even has her well!
+ November 06, 2008 06:32 AM +
lawndude in nc
So much awesomeness on just one page. Top ten best find ever qualifier. No question about it.
+ November 06, 2008 06:39 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
So, did Godzilla create the blue "Puddle of Doom" by peeing on the sidewalk?
+ November 06, 2008 06:43 AM +
Grumpy in the morning
Now, THIS is what I'm talking about. The awesomeness just seeps from every pencilstoke on the page. What a fabulous find! There's something here for everyone.

@Geek, the guy on the building is Steve Irwin. It says "Crickey, it got me in the heart." There's a barb sticking out of his chest.
+ November 06, 2008 06:58 AM +
Grumpy in the morning
Now, THIS is what I'm talking about. The awesomeness just seeps from every pencilstoke on the page. What a fabulous find! There's something here for everyone.

@Geek, the guy on the building is Steve Irwin. It says "Crickey, it got me in the heart." There's a barb sticking out of his chest.
+ November 06, 2008 06:58 AM +
Grumpy in a time warp
Now now how how did did that that double double post post happen happen??
+ November 06, 2008 06:59 AM +
Wish I was drinking in an Irish pub
This looks a lot like some of the things my 13 yr. old son and his friends draw!

My son's contribution: Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
+ November 06, 2008 07:11 AM +
JodaBabes in General
@ Grumpy: You beat me to it... The barb sticking outta his chest was the dead give-away.

Is the viking wearing a bikini?
+ November 06, 2008 07:15 AM +
Geek NOT in my mom's basement
Thanks Grumpy, my screen at work (I mean at home- yeah, at home) is not very good.

The viking is the stereotypical Fat Viking Lady singing in the opera, like in Bugs Bunny cartoons.
+ November 06, 2008 07:30 AM +
kwyncee in -terdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum
this is awesome beyond my power of speech.

it's a very nice touch to give the ultimate battle a time limit with the meteor about to crash into the earth and destroys everything.
+ November 06, 2008 07:43 AM +
Night in gale
I did not know that Godzilla was mammalian.
+ November 06, 2008 07:46 AM +
Pastor Z in the margins
One day in 11th grade Chemistry, I was doodling instead of listening to our teacher Mrs. McKay talking about how we could remember that "Sb" was the chemical symbol for antimony because it was used in eyebrow pencils (huh?!). Though her explanation seemed ludicrous, my artwork that day was masterful: a finely executed pencil drawing of Mrs. McKay floating in a beaker full of Hydrochloric Acid (HCl for those who care). As I was putting the final touches on her skillfully rendered mid-70s pantsuit, I noticed that her lecturing had ceased, and the room had grown strangely quiet. I also became sickeningly aware of this shadow over my desk, much like what happens during a solar eclipse or right before Freddy Krueger makes an entrance. I looked up from my notes and right into the eyes of Mrs. McKay. Needless to say, our teacher/student relationship was never quite the same again.
+ November 06, 2008 07:50 AM +
Tang in CHNC
Favorite! Looks like Michael Jackson is doomed.
+ November 06, 2008 07:59 AM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr in the dark
Condom Man could be the next superhero in the sequel to Mystery Men
+ November 06, 2008 08:03 AM +
Clover in a Pokéball
PIKACHU!!! "Peeeka.. peeeeka!" Je t'adore, Pikachu!
+ November 06, 2008 08:17 AM +
Clover in the Lawn
Hey, are woke up in a car and Lets get busy in the back seat the same commenter? Just curious. Cuz they seem to go together.
+ November 06, 2008 08:18 AM +
Beeswax in my own private hell
Best. Doodle. Ever.
Totally the kind of shit my friends and I would do in French class, but ours were nowhere near as spectacular.
Side note, does anyone else ever have dreams of being stuck back in High School at your current age because you didn't graduate for some reason? No? Just me? Okay then.
+ November 06, 2008 08:21 AM +
fooch in The Rabbit Hole
Love the streaker.

Is Chuck Norris ascending or descending from Heaven?
+ November 06, 2008 08:21 AM +
mona lisa in chuck norris' bed.
Chuck Norris cannot die, so he could not possibly be ascending to heaven.
+ November 06, 2008 08:24 AM +
I'll meet you down in the fall out shelter, baby
Oh shit.. another flaming meteor hurtling toward Earth.
+ November 06, 2008 08:25 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
Excellent!

I love the "ring bitch" hopping out of the well...
who are her surrounding cohorts?
Max
Taylor
Adam
Araina
(and what are they smoking?)

Chuck Norris - picks his teeth...with other peoples teeth.
+ November 06, 2008 08:29 AM +
Joh(n)
@Librarian: Don't be so quick to blame Godzilla on the Puddle of Doom. We can't rule out Condom Man.

@Night: You have a point. I think that might actually be Godesszilla.
+ November 06, 2008 08:31 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
Hiplainsdrifter beat me to it. I guess everyone who parks in the parking lot north of the Puddle of Doom smokes.

And Chuck Norris is a world-class asswhole.
+ November 06, 2008 08:34 AM +
Maynard in Murillo
Yes "Lets get busy" this is a repeat find, but a good one non the less.
Why does the magnifier make the image smaller, or is it just me?
+ November 06, 2008 08:36 AM +
Joh(n)
This find reminds me of a more detailed version of "Suicide Door" posted on July, 9, 2008:

http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/2513
+ November 06, 2008 08:41 AM +
Grumpy in the morning
Maynard, it's just you. Turn the binocs around.
+ November 06, 2008 08:42 AM +
Sticky Note in the Wind
Total awesomeness.
Great find!
+ November 06, 2008 08:43 AM +
Someone in Chicago
This is the single greatest piece of artwork...EVER!!!!

Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone!

Spam protection: 28 times 15 is what? Hehehe, yeah....like the admins didn't realize what the answer is. ;-)
+ November 06, 2008 08:43 AM +
Kettle Corn Cabbage in limbo
wait a minute....is this a child's rendering of Dante's Inferno or just a child's rendering of school and society. . . . ??tough call
+ November 06, 2008 08:46 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
@Joh(n) ... If the puddle of doom can be pinned on Condom Man, then I'd say he's not getting the protection he supposes.

Maybe he needs a "Super Sut"!!!


Also, what's TMNT?
+ November 06, 2008 08:54 AM +
Joh(n)
@Liabraian: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Even a childless adult such as myself knows that. You need to venture into the children's section a little more often. ; )
+ November 06, 2008 08:58 AM +
Joh(n)
"Liabraian"? Sorry.
+ November 06, 2008 08:59 AM +
D in cognito
I would so buy a T-shirt with this on it...Found guys?????
+ November 06, 2008 09:22 AM +
Alvacado in the fridge, rotting
@ Maynard in Murillo, you aren't alone. I click on magnifier, I get a smaller version of the pic, then I click on it, even right click, and it goes away. Sigh.
+ November 06, 2008 09:25 AM +
Alvacado in the fridge, rotting (some more)
Anyone else think that Heaven looks a little like the Bat-signal?
+ November 06, 2008 09:25 AM +
hilary in new haven
if there was only one favorite allowed per profile, this would certainly be mine.

made of 100% awesome.

@D: me too.
+ November 06, 2008 10:05 AM +
Ember in consequential
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be?
This it the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny!

+ November 06, 2008 10:09 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
...they're heroes in a half shell and they're greeen..turtle power! turtle power!

I think it's time for TMNT to make another comeback.
+ November 06, 2008 10:16 AM +
mlm in texas
@Night and Joh(n)--I thought, "Why does Godzilla have boobs?"

Is the Ring Bitch someone the artist made up or a comic book character or what?

I don't think this is a repeat find. It WOULD be awesome to have as a T shirt, though!

ET on the bicycle!

My thoughts are as random as this drawing....
+ November 06, 2008 10:17 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
@ Joh(n) ... but, of course! It's been too long. I was also fixated on trying to get them to look like pirates. The headband/masks of the Turtles were looking like pirate kerchiefs; and they're springing from a sewer grate, not tied by their ankles to that box. I see it all so clearly now.

(happy flashback: riding the Metro North train into New York City when my kids were little - and TMNT were big - and, when the train goes underground in order to get into Grand Central Station, telling my kids to keep an eye out for the Turtles.)
+ November 06, 2008 10:32 AM +
lawndude in nc
I had to come home from work to drop this line, as I have been thinking about this all day so far. The only thing that would make this More Awesome would be a bitchin Camaro doing a burnout right in the middle of all this mayhem. Thank you and goodbye.
+ November 06, 2008 10:37 AM +
Blaze in KS
What? No David Lo Pan?

This is an awesome, awesome find.
+ November 06, 2008 10:42 AM +
nadine
I think the young doodler might one day have a shot at becoming a great comedy writer. This is much better than "Suicide Door", which was also great but far creepier.
+ November 06, 2008 10:51 AM +
Grumpy in a good mood because of this find
@mlm, the "Ring Bitch" is a character in a very scary movie titled "The Ring" though actually a little girl. Way high on my creepy movie scale.

@lawndude, yes that would certainly add to the mahhem.
+ November 06, 2008 11:08 AM +
Curious in Charlotte, NC
@Byron & Ember -

Yes, but where's Mister Rogers?
+ November 06, 2008 12:01 PM +
dancing naked in my underwears
that "spray paint" is a pot leaf, isn't it?

the "doomed" Michael Jackson brings to mind
http://foundmagazine.com/comments/1076
this Find.. and could possibly explain the Puddle of Doom.
+ November 06, 2008 12:18 PM +
Fana in the right state of mind
Hitler looks like Homestar Runner (but with arms).
+ November 06, 2008 12:41 PM +
Cattye in Maryland
This kind of thing reminds me of a nice piece of artwork a friend, Troy, did to a Garfield folder I had back in 9th grade (or possibly 8th grade) Science class. Boy I wonder if I still have that folder somewhere? Great Find - one of my favorites indeed.
+ November 06, 2008 12:50 PM +
dozing in a field of magical mushrooms
pikachu, the ring bitch (samara) and co. all seem to be holding some smoking (steaming?) object in one hand. What are they holding?

It all reminds me of this crazy game some friends were playing on their Xbox where they just pick a bunch of characters and have an ultimate battle free for all. It made no sense whatsoever- it was just a bunch of clicking on the controllers, kicking other characters' asses.
+ November 06, 2008 01:18 PM +
Lets get busy in the back seat
Nope....Tho I have wkoe up in a car after getting busy in the back seat :-]
+ November 06, 2008 01:38 PM +
mona lisa in the tattooists chair
screw the tshirt, what about a tattoo??? huh ? huh? yeah, thats what i'm sayin.
+ November 06, 2008 04:05 PM +
simone in limbo
@beeswax, I often have the "what am I doing back in high school? and now I can't graduate because I haven't been to history all semester" dream. I also have the anxious waiting-tables dream fairly often. Also appearing in public partially clothed and very embarrassed. I'm sad now.
+ November 06, 2008 04:47 PM +
Stephanie in Michigan
This is seriously one of the best finds ever and I look to see that it was found in the school district that my husband works at! How cool to have such talent so close to home! I love the TMNTs hopping out of the sewer!
+ November 06, 2008 06:21 PM +
Pastor Z in the middle of a dream
@ beeswax and simone:

I often have dreams where I cannot get from the front door of the church to the pulpit before the end of the church service, or if I DO get to the pulpit, my sermon is gone. I have that dream a lot - and so do my other pastor friends. We like to pass it around like a bad cold.
+ November 06, 2008 07:25 PM +
F in a keg
I love this find, and my very favorite is "Doesn't take shit from anyone" Chuck Norris. He is being SENT FROM HEAVENS ABOVE to join the battle, in which he will lead (Condom Man? The Steraker? Godzilla?) into Victory.
I only wish that Jack Black was added in, with the fiery meteor heading straight for him.
+ November 06, 2008 10:04 PM +
Just me in my house
I like this 100X better than Justin Aerni's work.
+ November 06, 2008 10:06 PM +
Lolita in the bathroom, sitting with my legs tightly crossed
@ Sammy Davis Junior, Jr. Mystery Men...the best super-hero movie ever! I can totally see a "Chuck Norris-type" character if there was ever a sequel to that movie.

I think I will plug in the VHS of that movie...
+ November 06, 2008 10:10 PM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
lawndude,

Bitchin' Camaros prefer doing donuts...on your lawn, as it happens. But I suspect you already knew that.
+ November 06, 2008 10:13 PM +
another pastor in the ethernet
@Pastor Z ... my internship supervisor once said "I had a dream where I was giving a sermon. And when I woke up ... I was." Ever had that one?
+ November 07, 2008 07:24 AM +
Precious Memories in England
This is one of the best drawings I've ever seen. Ever.

I'm glad ET is getting away, he shouldn't be involved in this kind of mayhem.

Who knew that Pikachu smoked? I guess that's why he's so short......
+ November 07, 2008 08:27 AM +
tasi in the water's edge
A viking in a coconut bra. Why, oh why was this not posted before Halloween? Once again, inspiration has come too late.
+ November 07, 2008 11:19 AM +
Danielle in San Antonio, TX
Bahahahah!! I love the "streaker" and Chuck Norris. This is an f'ing great find!
+ November 07, 2008 04:21 PM +
otto in edmond, oklahoma
If Chuck Norris is dead, so is everyone else. And those thet were already dead are now dead twice. Rough battle.
+ November 07, 2008 05:54 PM +
carsarerusty in KL
hahahaha yeah
+ November 08, 2008 06:59 AM +
anna
I love it, a modern day Armaggedon, complete with spray paint, puddle of doom, and condom man.
+ November 08, 2008 09:59 AM +
Alice in disguise
Yes, this WITHOUT A DOUBT inspired by Lemon Demon's Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny. If you don't know what it is, just google it. I think it's even on YouTube.

Then you'll see that 93% of this came from that and isn't so random after all.
+ November 09, 2008 02:33 PM +
conrad in lincoln, nebraska
i'm speechless...
+ November 11, 2008 12:50 AM +
Jen K in Beavercreek, OH
After watching the "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" video, I can see where it was used to draw inspiration for this lovely work of art.

I would like to thank you for now getting that song permanently stuck in my head.
+ November 11, 2008 08:47 AM +

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