October 26, 2008

2 Sexy
FOUND by Roy Baugher in Salem, Virginia
Found in a classroom at Roanoke College. If the head only had a body on which to wear said shirt....
Teacher in Washington
Cool drawing! I love the different-shaped eyes. Would that be a wink or a squint? Nice, full lips, too!
I sent in a Found item today via snail mail that I found last night! I'm very excited...
+ October 26, 2008 12:07 AM +
the man behind the curtain in oz
Too sexy for my nose, more like. Is it just me, or does the nose look a wee bit phallic?
+ October 26, 2008 12:17 AM +
Jan in the bathroom, practicing my pouty look
Someone got a collagen treatment without knowing the downside of full, sexy lips. You can't put on a turtleneck without making your lower lip roll down.
+ October 26, 2008 12:42 AM +
Pinocchio in a woody nose
To the man behind the curtain,
It's just you, and you should sue your mohel.
+ October 26, 2008 12:46 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
And I thought I was the only one who sang that song right after getting hit in the face with a bowling ball.
+ October 26, 2008 01:07 AM +
Far King in ebriant
of course Ms/Mr cats eyes, bone nose, dough lips doesn't have a shirt; they're 2 sexy 4 it.
+ October 26, 2008 02:00 AM +
Effie in Oxfordshire
Fanny lips, fanny lips, you've got fanny lips!
+ October 26, 2008 02:45 AM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
I might point out for the benefit of the non-UK contingent that "fanny" in British Eng doesn't mean your derriere, it means a lady's...ummm...bits and pieces to the front.
(See also, "camel toe.")
+ October 26, 2008 02:59 AM +
Monkey in learning something new every day
@orinoco womble;
I did not know that.

and here I always thought of "kiss my fanny" as a mild version of "kiss my ass".

...I'm never going to be able to hear a woman say fanny again without snickering.

{p.s, I also am "2 sexy 4 my shirt", but it is cold here, so I wear it anyway}
+ October 26, 2008 03:43 AM +
Effie in Oxfordshire
@orinoco womble, you frequently bail me out on my British English nonsense. Thank you! I forget that British to American requires occasional translation.
+ October 26, 2008 04:06 AM +
Grumpy in the morning
Effie and orinoco, thanks fhr the morning laugh! I suspect a woman called Fanny would have a bit of a time figuring out why everyone either gasps or giggles when she's introduced: "Aunt Grace, may I present dear Fanny?"

RE the drawing: wonder how much you have to pay for that oh, so sexy single nostril look?
+ October 26, 2008 07:54 AM +
lawndude in nc
Not my type.
+ October 26, 2008 08:08 AM +
Wish I was drinking in an Irish pub
Ha Ha- my son once got stuck playing a girl in his English class's play...he came out of his sister's room in his costume singing this song, only he substituted "shirt" for "purse".
+ October 26, 2008 08:13 AM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
@Grumpy, always glad to help. My favourite UK euphemism, a bit old but good, is for a man's forward plumbing. It used to be known as his "John Thomas." With apologies to any Foundhounds of that name.
+ October 26, 2008 08:19 AM +
Geek NOT in my mom's basement
I'm not going to criticize the art because I couldn't do any better. Although the eyes are not even close to the same size.

This reminds me of the police sketches on the WANTED posters at the post office. "Caution, the suspect is sexy and dangerous. Last seen bare-chested and fabulous."
+ October 26, 2008 09:02 AM +
kwyncee in -sula gilliganis
@ geek, you almost made me spit coffee out my nose!

this find is too sexy for my comment.
+ October 26, 2008 09:40 AM +
gorgon in minneapolis
I'm not sexy enough for my shirt, but I'm not sure what action to take regarding this.
+ October 26, 2008 10:00 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
@Gorgon: easy. Get a new shirt.
+ October 26, 2008 10:46 AM +
fooch in Down The Rabbit Hole
@the man behind the curtain: My first thought exactly.
I am curious about the shirt, that we don't get to see. Shouldn't we be the judge (yay/nay)of being too sexy?
+ October 26, 2008 10:53 AM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
Where's the f---ing shirt???
+ October 26, 2008 11:00 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
I wish I could draw pictures back as responses here...

I'm to sexy for my pants...
+ October 26, 2008 11:24 AM +
F in silly
@ Pinocchio: no need to sue the mohel, since the nose looks more like a the end of a baby elephant's trunk. I feel like sticking a peanut in it.
+ October 26, 2008 11:30 AM +
Lolita in lalalalala lolita-land
Haaha! I'm too sexy for my car.
+ October 26, 2008 11:41 AM +
Beaner in Salem, VA
what classroom?
+ October 26, 2008 01:37 PM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
OK, I can't resist.

I'm too sexy for my...ah...burrow.

Make of that what you will.
+ October 26, 2008 02:57 PM +
Smallbear in sometimes a hole is just a hole (yeah right!)
I'm too sexy for my deep-dark,slightly damp cave....make of that what you will. :0
+ October 26, 2008 06:29 PM +
laur in gorham Maine!
I really like the chin.
+ October 27, 2008 10:42 AM +
Former Maroon in Kentucky
I never saw anything that cool when I was at Roanoke. Where did you find it??
+ October 29, 2008 01:32 PM +
sandra in seattle
I love the different sized eyes! everyones eyes are different in size... and open and less opened at anytime... absolutely beautiful!
+ October 30, 2008 01:02 AM +
Puckhog in too deep
Soo sexy it Huurts!
+ November 03, 2008 09:24 AM +
justme in canada
lol right said Fred will never get old
+ November 03, 2008 10:28 PM +

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