June 12, 2008

Vision of a Woman
FOUND by Heidi Sutton in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
I found this attached to a pole a couple years ago and forgot I even had it. I always wondered if his "vision" actually existed in real life.
Green Fairy in San Francisco
Oh! That's me!
+ June 12, 2008 12:12 AM +
Duckie in the pond
The girl has some mean looking eyes. Probably why she was dancing with out a partner.
+ June 12, 2008 12:44 AM +
spider in the web
the unlikelihood of finding his vision! ah, tortured dreams...
+ June 12, 2008 12:50 AM +
Phoebe Muse in trance dance heaven
When I first saw this I thought of a Kabuki (?)theater performer.The angles of the face and the stern look in the eye...kinda creepy
+ June 12, 2008 02:08 AM +
the man behind the curtain in oz
"empty" eyes. tre creepy. that, and she is dressed like a harlequin
+ June 12, 2008 02:21 AM +
Farmer in In The Dell
Trust me, Jay; She's not right for you. You're better off without her.
+ June 12, 2008 03:06 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
This reminds me of a cheapo image of Jesus I saw just this morning in a dollar shop...the image had creepy, "demon" eyes! It was **scary**! (Reminded me of that awful statue of St. Sebastian in the movie "Carrie.")

Not all visions are to be searched for, Jay. Some are a warning. Don't go there.
+ June 12, 2008 03:17 AM +
wrye in someone else's dream
succubus! she's a succubus! run away Jay! run!
+ June 12, 2008 04:36 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

Stay far away, Jay!! She looks like an S & M Mistress who'd beat you black & blue!

Although, that could be what he's looking for? Why not just a pic and an ad in the classifieds? Or online, for that matter?

I guess he did!!
+ June 12, 2008 05:18 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
Bold face handwriting on "vision," on the "oo" in 'looked,' and on "without." I'm thinking Jay had a VISION of himself WITHOUT any OO to enjoy.
+ June 12, 2008 05:25 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

Ahaha!! I like your post, Librarian! "WITHOUT any OO to enjoy."

You rock, sista'!
+ June 12, 2008 05:36 AM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
The woman has granite eyes like those on a statue. Betcha that's one cold mama.
+ June 12, 2008 05:43 AM +
alan goes "pting" in Joe Strummer's closet
I have this notion of the perfect woman.
She's sort of, you know, a little this and a little that and she's pretty and we will live happily ever after.
If this is you - please call me.

Why is she wearing a volleyball net?
+ June 12, 2008 06:41 AM +
up too early in the AM
what, Farmer, is she your EX?

Soulless eyes... uber creeepy.

His vision was of Courtney Cox (Arquette)... Or maybe it's Monica Gellar.


+ June 12, 2008 06:41 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.
+ June 12, 2008 06:51 AM +
Adam in some '80's band. I don't remember.
desperate.. but not serious.. your kisses drive.. me delirious.
+ June 12, 2008 07:04 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
I'm not suprised she drew Jay in. Her left hand is a magnet.
+ June 12, 2008 07:08 AM +
Satanic Sheep in your back yard
That's a MAN, baby! Yeah!
+ June 12, 2008 07:25 AM +
Winston in Durham
OH Up to Early: You beat me to the punchline...I too thought it looked like Courtney Cox. And again....WHAT IS SHE WEARING???
+ June 12, 2008 07:42 AM +
Pepper in your nose
Creepy eyes. Step back from the vision Jay.
+ June 12, 2008 08:02 AM +
Christina in Canada
That is called a fantasy, not a vision.
Most guys have "visions" all day, I bet he has figured that out by now.
+ June 12, 2008 09:56 AM +
Jonathan too in my office (sshhh!)
Dear Jay... stop smokin' that stuff.

I'm with Flargy on this one.

Wrye, 'succubus' is a great word (not one I ever thought I'd see on here!)
+ June 12, 2008 10:26 AM +
Jason in Kentucky
I had a VISION of a woman and she dressed like a slut so I know she puts out, if this is you PLEASE, for the love of god, call me.
+ June 12, 2008 11:10 AM +
Christina in Illinois
She looks a little masculine to me. Maybe a cross-dresser?
+ June 12, 2008 11:52 AM +
mlm in texas
Heidi found it on a pole? A stripper pole, perhaps? If Alan is correct and she's wearing a volleyball net (great interpretation!), that's her act in the strip bar.
+ June 12, 2008 01:19 PM +
Intimidator of Mobs in Bad Driver Land
She looks like she's trying to get water out of her ear to me.

+ June 12, 2008 02:33 PM +
Lance Pants in a trance
Cartoon women have the best dance moves. Me likey fishnet body stockings.
+ June 12, 2008 03:12 PM +
Night in gale
Hey Jay, did you try looking for her at American Apparel?
+ June 12, 2008 03:15 PM +
Jonathan in your dreams
Poor Jay, thinks he's a great artist and thinks this is a beautiful picture of his dream woman. OR else he thinks this is a 'smart' way to pick up some unsupecting bird. Either way I'm cringeing with embarrassment on his behalf for being so gauche as to stick this up on a pole!

I once dreamt of a girl I'd never met before, with improbable tattoos. She showed up the next day, complete with tattoos, which was a bit of a surprise, but there was nothing personal in the encounter. Weird things happen.
+ June 12, 2008 03:49 PM +
Nan in outer spaaace
How is she supposed to see it, she has no eyes!
+ June 12, 2008 05:21 PM +
Puckhog in the middle of a peyote trip.
I had a VISION of a woman that I never met before. I was banging her on the hOOd of my Monte Carlo WITHOUT clothes on but I didn't draw a picture of her and plaster it all over telephone poles.
+ June 12, 2008 05:29 PM +
Lillabean, blowing trough the jasmine in my mind
Hey Jay, try Craigslist.

When you meet her, tell her I like her hair. Almost makes up for the no-eyes.
+ June 12, 2008 07:09 PM +
Lillabean. blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Why is the creepy American Apparel ad now POPPING OUT AT ME? It's covering my Find page. Hmph.
+ June 12, 2008 07:10 PM +
taking longer than "necessary" in the bathroom... MO-OM!! CLOSE THE DOOR!!!
We're so mean that no one ever wants to claim their shit in the Hey! That's Me! section.. hee hee... Puckhog, you make me laugh.. and touch myself in naughty places...
+ June 12, 2008 07:11 PM +
fooch in Down The Rabbit Hole
Jay is lying. He's met her before. He just wants to appear mystical or whatever.
+ June 12, 2008 07:57 PM +
Katherine
Night in gale, let's get hitched.

Amazing.

P.S. She has a rather large tumor on the right side of her head. Jay is actually a surgeon.
+ June 12, 2008 11:02 PM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

@ TAKING LONGER & KATHERINE- You guys put a smile on my 'mug' today!!!!!!
THANKS!
+ June 13, 2008 06:19 AM +
Lalaluna in Massachusetts
I would like that to be me except I am not a superhero that loves to dance alone and has no irises in her eyes.
+ June 13, 2008 07:19 AM +
Night in gale
Dear Katherine,
I'm flattered and pleased my comment amused you.

Alas, I'm spoken for. Plus I like men. Plus I'm a woman.

Sincerely,
Nightingale 8-)
+ June 13, 2008 01:47 PM +
pitch on the slab in fl
it's it's my exwife, run man run
+ June 13, 2008 07:36 PM +
Just me in my house
Gosh, she's hideous. That dress is the worst. The eyes... And I wonder how she got that scar on her face. Maybe got in a fight.
+ June 13, 2008 10:17 PM +
strawberry shortcake in stawberry season
so, what on earth music is she dancing to??
+ June 14, 2008 03:32 PM +
QueenVelveeta in TEXAS
No eyeballs.
+ June 16, 2008 03:28 PM +
kebabette in Christchurch, NZ
Gorgeous comments everyone ...
It's Grace Slick without irises!
+ June 19, 2008 11:32 PM +
ACB in KY
I've seen her. I think her name's Michael Jackson.
+ June 22, 2008 09:15 PM +
I kicked you in the nuts!
Looks like you did a whore and only vaguely remember her.
+ June 23, 2008 09:09 AM +
Q in over medium
She looks too old for him.
+ July 20, 2008 09:19 PM +
brampton lady in brampton ontario canada
Since it was a local number you could have called and found out if he ever found the woman he drew
+ January 28, 2009 01:00 PM +

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