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September 28, 2008 |
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Joe It Is.
FOUND by Andy Gohlich
in California
I found this on my desk in Chemistry class. Apparently Joe has a secret admirer.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Gentleman trumps Cool and Retarded.
Yes! Found's timestamp is back on US Central time.
The writer of this is obviously very deep and sensitive, boy that Joe is a lucky guy.
"Gentleman" carries it every time, especially in highschool.
Advice for life:
Never marry a person you met in a bar/disco.
Never marry a person who's rude to the waiter. If they're rude to someone who's paid to look after them, how will they treat you, when it's free?
Never marry a person you don't respect.
Always know where your cellphone/handbag/wallet is.
Acquire life skills that will enable you to live on your own, even if you never have to.
Acquire a basic set of tools and learn to use them. Learn electrical repair from someone who knows what they're doing. And take notes!
Wear clothes that make YOU comfortable; do not suffer in the name of fashion.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess our little list-maker has never actually conversed with any of these three guys. The best she can come up with are generic descriptions that could probably label most of the male population of her school.
I wonder if blanked out guy on the left ever found out he's only 1 "hott" while the other guys got 2. Probably would have hurt his feelings.
Baby Basil...
I'm keeping your list for my daughters
So hott they had to say it twice
Maybe Hott really says HOH, since everything else has lower case letters...why would she capitalize the H? I first thought it said HOH.
Has Own Home
Head Of Household
OMG!! I just googled HOH. It is a site about "HOH relationships" where one person is the Head of Household and rules are enforced via SPANKING! I am laughing my head off. Go check it out. It's rather disturbing, really.
Have I missed out on the new common spelling of Hott?? It seems to be cropping up quite a bit lately.
I'm so out of it.
I'm glad that the list maker isn't shallow anyway. hah.
I didn't see the 'hott' at first: I was seeing HOH (in my world, that stands for hard of hearing). As you can imagine, I was very curious why a HOH guy was of interest to this 'listmaker.'
So, I was wrong, although I really am 'weireded out' by the spelling of hott.
yuck
So, apparently "gentleman" beats out "cool" and "retarded." Oh.. I just saw that Nightingale's observation beat mine. Why are two of the names blocked out? Is it cuz they were the losers?
baby basil, I am sending your list to my daughter right now. She just moved out last week. Perfect timing. (Frankly, I worry more about her not knowing where her cellphone/handbag/wallet is, than about her choice of men. I guess that's a good thing.)
Joe: HOH NICE GENTLEMAN HOH
A poem?
How shallow can one get??
{walking away shakin' my head...}
I think describing someone as "nice" is actually one of the more insulting things to say about someone.
That being said, I bet this was written by one of the popular girls who has her pick of any of the 'hott' popular guys (all of whom are popular for solely because they are 'hott'...as we can see, they don't have much else going for them). I bet she and Joe became BF/GF the very next week. It's funny, but based on her handwriting, she has to be popular...only the popular girls had cool handwriting, the rest of us just tried real hard.
Santa
HoH
HoH
HoH
Generous
I must have flowers on the brain, I read "gentleman" first as geranium, then as gentian, but Joe is such an un-flower like name that this simply couldn't be the case. Joe the gentleman sounds much more likely.
I've met people who are retarded AND nice, but it is quite rare to find one that is also "HOH." (Hott) She shoulda gone with list numero uno.
Which one has the most money? Most affluent family?
my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with joe
Just an FYI to all.
It is not HOH. It's hott. It's just how it's commonly spelled... really. Don't look into it too far, haha.
If only Joe could be a retarded gentleman and Hott.
Joe? I'll take a cup.
well, im glad she/he chose the gentalman
In chemistry classes in university, the professors and we students wrote the formula for water as HOH, instead of H20. It made it easier to show reactions, such as water splitting into H+ and OH- around some molecules. You could just draw arrows that way.
Here, the left guy has one water and the other two have two waters, i.e. monohydrate vs. dihydrate. There. I earned my nerd points for the day.
That should be "H2O", not "H20" or "H2o." Now I've earned enough nerd points, being my own editor and all.
I thought it was just an incorrect spelling of ho, and that Joe and - what I'm going to assume is Joey (because I can't think of any names that end with ey at the moment) were much sluttier than the first guy.
But now that it's been pointed out that it's an incorrect spelling of hot, I can see it.
This makes me curious if anyone has ever made a comparative list about me, and whether or not I was hot with two t's once or twice.
I grok water...
Alan
Hott
has a motorcycle
nerdy (that's a PLUS!!)
Hott
Farmer
Hott
farmer (that's a PLUS!!)
intelligent
gentleman
Puckhog
HOTT
(doesn't come around much anymore boooo)
digs hockey (that's a PLUS!!)
HOTT!
(taken darnit)
Smos
Hott
New kid in town
At Found- must be cool
(and smart)
and what the hell.. Hott.
Hey, you're talking about me again! *blush*
Joe Hott gentleman wins out over Joe Cool then?
Jo, you're so cool you're hott!! (and daring and dashing and debonair!)