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September 12, 2008 |
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A Little Like Ass
FOUND by Gabriel Arnold
in Los Angeles, California
I found this at my high school.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
AHAHAHAHA!!! Why would Milo's *KNEE* pads smell like ASS??
From sweat...or was Milo using his *PADS* for wiping his ASS-crack?!
Funny!
Should read, *THEY* not *IT*...SHEESH!
Plural, author!
I couldn't read the vital word "knee", thought it said "tree". I wondered what the hell a tree pad was for a good few minutes.....
Milo, I think you're using your knee pads wrong there, bud.
Jest sayin'.
Milo: Get your fuckin ass outta here - you smell like a kneepad.
Milo must be a mason or a tile guy. His girlfriend or roommate does not understand how you can't help the work gear from getting funky. Especially in the sumer.
There are many things that have a slightly assy smell about them. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
Milo, kneepads aren't all that expensive. Get a new pair, dude.
Don't you just hate it when those "fashion experts" in New York or Paris or wherever decide on a whim 'oh, it's shoulder pads this year' or 'oh, it's butt pads now' or 'oh, let's make everyone wear knee pads!' And just when you finally catch your wardrobe up to the times, they go and change the fashion again.
Poor Milo is just a fashion cycle behind, after saving a little by recycling the butt pads to the knees, Milo just didn't notice (or care) about getting rid of the knee pads and switching to this year's fashion statement: padded ankles.
Stand up for your rights, Milo! Be a man of steel! Be a retro fashion leader!! We're standing behind you.
Must be raise time.
lilce? what the hell does lilce mean? it smells lilce ass....hmmm....?
Being surrounded by sweaty rollergirls a few times a week-I know the stench they are talking about here. Although, I think wrist guards tend to stink worse than knee pads.
I like the other Milo Find much better. I'm gonna go look at it right now.
Milo's got to be a volleyball player. From my volleyball playing days, I can say from experience that kneepads DO smell like ass.
Especially after you've sweat through five intense matches in a row--only to play another 10 matches within the next two days, without washing those gross kneepads in between games...
i was going to say the same thing, girl in a cube. It's got to be volleyball, if its found in high school.
awww...Milo...doesnt he need/have a good home?
I'm just pleased at the graceful way our high school students have mastered the intricacies of the english language as well as their genteel interaction with others.
Milo -
if you don't pick up your stinking ass-like knee pads i'm totally going homeward bound!
-Otis
I've never needed knee pads for fucking. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.
No one's addressing the real horror here. These poor children have to SHARE a locker!
Derbylovah, derby is the first thing that crossed my mind as well. Lord knows I know the smell of my wife's gear!
My ass smells like knee pads I think I need a shower!
@Brain; Thats EXACTLY what I was thinking!!
@Feeling Coherent: You almost made me burst out laughing in class!
"...ain't no soap this side of hell...."
Tastes like chicken. Smells like ass!
My ass smells a lot better than my roller derby pads. I suspect the 'it' being referred to is the gym bag or perhaps locker the kneepads are kept in. Also, I have occasionally needed kneepads for fucking...it IS a full-contact sport, afterall. The mouthguard tends to be bothersome, though.
are they... presidential kneepads, perchance?
Well 'Hail to the chief' there Monica!
Dogs would probably like ass flavored chow.
His knee pads would smell bad if he plays volleyball anddoesnt wash them
Where's Mona again?
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That would be really super cool. (and I promise I wouldn't "stalk" anyone. Really.) Just something to consider for the future.
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Your butt smells like ass.
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okay. my theory.
girlfriend and boyfriend share a locker. (it happened in my hs all the time). he plays some type of sport. or just falls alot and doesn't want to damage his knees.
he's sweaty.
she's sick of the locker smelling like ass
OR MAYBE THEY dont share a locker and her's (looks like girl handwriting) is right next to his. probably freshmen who are cursed with those lil tiny lockers.
his smell is so pugnant(sp?) that it encroaches on her personal space.
okay, im done. saklhdfhkjad =]
I want to know where the knee pads have been inserted...