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December 16, 2005 |
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Just a Little Happy for You
FOUND by Erin Ellickson
A customer left this at the customer service desk where I work. He left so fast I couldn't catch up to him. But at least he found a pair of jeans for Mary.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I think maybe Mary is getting married and He's "just a little happy" and can he wear jeans to the ceremony.
hah, i read "jeans" as "ears." it's much better that way!
I think he gave her some money and is saying that maybe she can buy a pair of jeans.
"Luv Daddy Bob".... uh.. I know steel working industry and incest go hand in hand... but.... maybe he meant GENES.....
Well BP, Chatham County is in Georgia.
I think it's a sugar daddy.
Who would call themselves Daddy Bob if they were actually someone's father?
Uh huh.
Beat me to it Miss J....I don't think this is particularly incestuous, but I do know more than 2 incest relationships, although both are consenting and of age...but it' still weird.
I like to think that his daughter got some good grades or something and he's so happy he's willing to shell out some money for some new jeans.
It might be that he's her stepdad or grandfather or something...that could explain why the Daddy has the Bob tacked on. I call my dad's parents, whom I'm not very close to, Grandma [First Name] and Grandpa [First Name], so it makes sense to me.
"Daddy Bob"? Maybe it is a present from her "suga daddy"
Maybe Daddy Bob is Mary's stepfather. In the South, you don't ever call grownups by their first names, even if you know them very well. I think Mary just introduced Daddy Bob to her new girlfriend. Being a lifelong redneck (and possibly a closet homosexual), he doesn't approve of the lifestyle, so he's "just a little happy" for her. Maybe he should get Mary a pair of jeans. Lesbians wear jeans, right? :)
Dear Daddy Bob,
I'm carrying our baby! Aren't you happy for us?? Ready to buy me that diamond ring now??
Luv,
Mary
Has anyone ever read "Bastard Out of Carolina"? Well, this find seems a little creepy for me because in the book, the step dad is called Daddy Glen and he ends up raping his step daughter.
Sorry for the downer comment.