November 13, 2005

I Am on to You
FOUND by Heather in Asheville, North Carolina
I found this outside the Pack Library.
Joshua in Isla Vista, CA
I like how they are writing it to "whoever" yet they assure them they are "on to them."
+ November 28, 2006 09:58 PM +
Kittytrip in michigan
FAahahaaaaa
+ January 04, 2007 09:48 PM +
Sara in Asheville, NC
This is from where I live and I must say, I'm not all all surprised. Silly Ashevillians.
+ January 19, 2007 05:05 PM +
stephanie in asheville, nc
Sara- I agree. Ashevillians are def. not normal. I like the fact that this note was very creative-there's like three different fonts on it.
+ February 03, 2007 09:57 PM +
Cate in Aus
Haha this is hilarious. I hope they got their "Purple specialised Rock Hopper" back - it sounds like quite the prize bike.
+ February 28, 2007 08:17 PM +
Mia in Big Island small world
Wow...he means business...he drew a skull!
+ March 01, 2007 10:56 PM +
Tyson in Dawson Creek, BC CANADA
maan, with all the bike stealing going on, they could refer to themselves as "Ashevillains"... yuk yuk!
+ March 08, 2007 04:51 PM +
swedish biscuits in my mouth
My bike was stolen when I was in highschool and my older brother and his friends vowed to find the culprit. They put up signs very similar to this one but they added "the deepest darkest ring of hell is reserved for bicycle thieves!"
+ April 19, 2007 07:33 PM +
Tim in charlotte, NC
I had my bike stolen when I was in 10th grade. Weird part? he didn't take the seat.
+ April 22, 2007 08:48 PM +
Christine in MA ------> TN
hahaha well all you gotta do is look for the guy who apparentley waks around with his own bike seat.....I had my bike stolen as a kid but the kid who stole it rode past our house all the time ON MY BIKE so one day my brother went outside and pushed him over and took my bike back...kids are dumb
+ April 23, 2007 02:45 PM +
Dusty in Irving Texas
I had a bike stolen early one morning on a snowy Connecticut day,when I woke up,the bike was gone,but we followed the tracks through the snow down the street to the local elementary school thugs house(Joseph Deucharm)and took it back....not to smart of him,wonder what he is up to know?
+ April 23, 2007 06:51 PM +
Dusty in Irving Tx
Wow,my spelling was horrendous in that last comment,I really can spell,honest,anyhow,after I sent the first message,I remembered an incident that this same kid was involved in at school,in 1st grade,we had to line up and walk single file to the restroom at appointed times,and one day,there was much comotion in the boys room,and Mrs.Graham(a sweet old teacher,I still remember her fondly)went into the boys room,which we all thought was very strange.It turns out Joseph had stripped off his clothes and was doing some weird little wiggle dance with toilet paper streamers,of course we had to ignore the order of the line and run in to witness this spectacle,like I said,I wonder what ever happened to this guy.
+ April 24, 2007 01:05 AM +
moony in asheville, NC
this is fantastic! i never see anything on here from asheville. UNCA is great for Found stuff... huh. i oughta get on that. LOL
+ April 28, 2007 02:19 AM +
Mika in Asheville also
I love it here. We have flavor.
+ June 13, 2007 02:40 PM +
zer0 in Sweden
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah! I love it! :-D I think the skull is what makes it so hilarious! "I AM ON TO YOU!!!"
+ July 17, 2007 06:07 PM +
Hector in Nevada
We don't usually tell the person that we're on to them if we are indeed on to them. It kind of ruins the suprise. I teach a seminar on vigilante justice.
+ July 31, 2007 08:30 PM +
carroca in Helena
Man, I totally understand this... I Hate thieves, capital H. Amen to Swedish Biscuits and kudos to the author for at least trying to do something. The skull is not overboard; you don't know what the author might've put into his/her purple specialized Rock Hopper. I do enjoy the sophistication of the differing fonts, though, and find humor in the clash of "whoever" and "I am on to you."
+ August 12, 2007 12:32 AM +
Johnny Go in Chicago
My plan is almost complete. soon all the bikes in Asheville we belong to me!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
+ September 07, 2007 04:20 PM +
Gimme My BIke Back! in Asheville, NC
My sweet ride was totally stolen in Asheville too. I have half a mind to post a similar threat, just to see if I can get it back. Dirty thieves.
+ October 12, 2007 08:57 AM +
Shitting in my pants
This would scare me. I like how 'you know who you are' is in parenthesis, as if somehow there were two people, and this person was in a whole lot more trouble than the regular bike thief.
+ October 23, 2007 03:53 AM +
Midlife Crisis in California

Christine: There's this L&O: Criminal Intent episode where the bad guy trains youngsters to use liquid nitrogen to break expensive bike locks and teaches them to carry a seat-and-seat-tube assembly in their backpacks since many cyclists think it will deter thieves if they remove the seat. It sounds like your culprits may have taken this concept a bit too literally.

Dusty: You're describing a child with frontal lobe brain damage who is likely now in prison due to lack of impulse control. It's sad for everyone. But I'm glad you got your bike back.
+ November 07, 2007 07:17 PM +
Joseph Deucharm in Not prison
Wow Midlife Crisis way to be a jerk. I've never been in prison. I'm a senator in Indiana.
Go back to watching your Law & Order.
+ December 12, 2007 05:40 PM +
J's sister in watching bitches steal bikes!
I totaly feel for the writer of the note. My brother's bikes got stolen all the time after he worked hard to earn money to pay for the fancy ones and all the extra shit that went along with it. (He bailed hay of all things!!) I hated it when some white trash piece of mung stole my little brother's bike. I wanted it found and usually tried to avenge the theft. I can totally see the writer's point in his note. Screw those bike stealers!!!!!
+ January 06, 2008 02:10 AM +
christiatric in tromaville
I hope this person got their bike back. I've had a few bikes stolen from me and I really hate bike thieves.
+ April 16, 2008 11:51 AM +
Darcy
Mika in Asheville: u has a flavor?
+ April 23, 2008 07:05 AM +
Ian in Rutland
OUCH that is a very expensive bike... that sucks
+ September 18, 2008 08:24 AM +

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