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December 05, 2008 |
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High Light Special
FOUND by Ray Kazlauskas
in Orland Park, Illinois
Just what kind of store is this?
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I'll take my Banana Bread without Hair, if you please.
Obviously this list is for a regular, plain 'ol grocery store. (Possibly a spiffy new Super Wal-Mart type center.)
My bet is that 'hair' actually means 'hairspray' which can be found in the beauty supply isle of nearly every grocery store. Logically, these would be found near the Kleenex, which is why they are so close together on the list.
Possibly nair? Hair removing cream.
I work at a group home for adolescents and one of our regular outings is to go down to the beauty supply store so the girls can buy some hair. More often the fake stuff, although some of the girls save up their money to buy human hair.
What I love, though, is that this person wants a very specific type of bread, but just any kind of meat will do!
@ Kermit: great observation. In my effort to define 'hair', I didn't notice 'meat'.
I was at a diner somewhere for breakfast and the menu offered omelets with your choice of "sausage, ham, or meat". I did not have the guts to order the meat, and I regret it to this day.
I feel pretty sure that by hair they mean weave
Meh.
I think it does say "Nair" though.
And it looks like "barren bread" to me. Childless bread is always a good idea.
Meh.
@ Kermit ... well, bread is the "staff of life" and comes in nearly infinite varieties; while meat is just meat, once you've seen a slice of dead animal muscle you've seen them all.
mmm.... hairy banana bread & meat Quiche with kleenex crust ... just like Grandmamaaa use to make!
mmmm...I should ask the shochet if the hair treyf.
@fooch What? ...did you have a stroke???
shochet = kosher butcher
treyf = non-kosher food/meat
AHHH!! These American Apparel ads are too scary this early in the morning.
This list could be for my local corner store! You know, the family-run store on the block that sells beer, cigarettes, magazines, snack foods, incense, Jesus Candles, diapers, rolling papers, candy, cat food, and hair extensions. That's what the hair is - extensions.
Don't buy banana bread. Make it yourself. It tastes 100x better than store-bought!
Bo-o-o-o-o-ring!
this is a coded note between mobsters as the anagram of the list is;
e, harkin. big rats. emendable. axe a nag.
probably got the idea from watching the godfather.
(I mean the find)
Maybe this find says something about everyone who defines what the person meant by 'hair'
It's like the Mona Lisa of grocery lists (is she smiling? is she frowning? in that sense)
I instantly thought 'hair dye' and when i saw break I originally thought it said 'brown bread' which confused me a little...
But maybe the writer decided to put 'banana bread' as a reminder to buy the ingredients to make it. Sometime I'm lazy and just make a list of what I'm going to cook, as a reminder to buy the ingredients... only when it's simple cooking.
I think
http://foundmagazine.com/comments/451
is my favorite list Find of all.
anyone else have a favorite list Find?
I like banana bread -
...but what I can't stand about it ...is the whole deal with leaving the banana's laying around until sugar is oozing out of them and they are black as a moonless night - with little fruit fly stars flying around.... and then if that isn't enough - and the time is not available to make said loaf of bread - a person might say - "I can't throw these things away - I will put them in the freezer until such time as I have time to make said loaf of banana bread...."
There's a chance that it reads "6 arrow bread".
And that is says "pail" (instead of "hair").
Or "bottom bread" ...
don't know how they would make that...
@Bored in the clubhouse--
This is one of my favorite lists....
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/1263
And this one....
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/4264
Ahh yes, find number 1263- my very favorite shopping list. but my favorite 2 do list is
http://foundmagazine.com/find/2827
"call Biggie."
...is what happens when you eat too many carbs.
@I'm thinking...
No, when you eat too many carbs you get "bread bottom."
heeheeheehee
Comments way better than the find again today....
You just wait, tomorrow there will be a parking note...or a used bus ticket...or half a movie theatre ticket.
so skip it if you hate lists.
Action! List!
http://foundmagazine.com/find/472
Expenses
http://foundmagazine.com/find/1961
(bonus Find in the comments section!)
Grad party
http://foundmagazine.com/find/465
alcohol: my permanent accessory
http://foundmagazine.com/find/849
sure to result in
http://foundmagazine.com/find/903
But wait
http://foundmagazine.com/find/771
HMMM....
"Meat" and "Hair"....
What kind of joke can I make out of the words "meat" and "hair"?....
Keep thinking....
Personally, I don't think it is funny when I find hair in my hamburger.
Yeah, I think they just didn't finish writing hair spray or hair cut.
Dumb.
P.s. I used to live near Orland Park, IL
how fancy!
Did you find this at the Jewel-Osco?
I never knew you could get 'bottom bread' from there....