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August 28, 2008 |
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Flasher
FOUND by Bea Abbott
in Maine
I found this at the annual Windsor Fair. On the front of the note it said "Don't let ANY1 see this or else!"
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Oh, that reminds me...I think I left my headlights on.
Yeah! That Ashley is such a bitch?! Yesterday? In study hall? She like totally made me flash those two stupid boys? God! I like totally hate her?! I'm so mad! She's ruining my life?! UGH!
It was probably Ashley who, like, planted this note to be discovered. She is such a bitch, wtf!
I mean, like, I was totally flashing Ike and Carl, not her! She was just like, you know, collateral damage! Yeah, she was standing between me and Ike and Carl, but what did she expect?! Flashing is my, like, thing!!
yeah! why do stupid Ashley and other stupid people always ruin her good clean flashing fun?
well don't let them ruin your life, go make the most of your life and flash anyone you want!
we've found a future star on a girls gone wild video here
it's cute (and pleasing to grammarians) that she wrote out "oh my gosh"
Well she probably wrote out "oh my gosh" as opposed to "OMG" because she did not want it to be confused with a similar phrase "oh my God".
It wold be taking the lord's name in vain. Breakin' commandments ruins lives yo.
Do you get the feeling that this writer will be sitting in a dark bar in about 20 years, drinking too much, saying, "That girl Ashley ruined my whole life. She totally messed up high school for me, stole my boyfriend, Ike, and, like, oh my gosh I hate her! Bartender, get me another drink. Also, that other boy I liked. What was hish name? Chris? Carl! That'sh it, Carl. I could of had him, too. But that Ashley girl, she rooned my life."
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15 years old, and Ike and Carl gonna be struck blind!
Grow up, AUTHOR!! So what if you flashed your tits? If I had a dollar for every time I, flashed mine, I'd be rich!!!!
That's what teens and early 20 year olds do!
And, please, did Ashley pull YOUR blouse up and flash the boys? I don't think so...take responsbility for yourself and your own actions.
*TIT FOR TAT*
Like Ike and Carl can see my tits but don't you dare let any1 see this note!
I think the note-writer is just a silly, carefree girl playfully expploring her newly developed powers of sexuality, and stupid Flashley is her goodie-two-shoes, tag-along "friend" who is secretly jealous of the note-writer's lack of inhibition. So, out of spite, Ashley tries to blow everything the note-writer does out of proportion into a big, dramatic scene. In all likelihood, the note-writer will (hopefully?) grow out of it.
nobody ever flashed ME in study hall!
@ John: Gee-wiz, I would totally flash you in study hall, but I think that you may be related to my alter alter-ego (which I can no longer sign in as either) and she might get PO-ed.
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Flashing Ike and Carl in study hall? That is totally gossip-worthy. If I was Ashley I would tell everyone too. And what kind of names for kids are Ike and Carl?
I wonder if she wore a long beat up overcoat like the flashers on TV.
Perhaps the fuss is that Ike and Carl (quite old sounding names) are in fact teachers and not students, which would add a whole other element of the taboo...I doubt it, but its fun to think of the risque implications- extra hall pass, freedom from detention, a grade bump, or maybe Ike and Carl are two very sophisticated hotties...
My other observation is that remembering back to my own high school days...we girls are all just triflin' hoes- or that was the expression back in the day...
Dang, girl tries to show a little panty up the skirt, and Ashley totally rats her out!
Can you imagine *that* parent/teacher conference?
Don't you love how things that are supposed to be private end up being lost and entirely too many people find out about it? Don't tell anyone! But if you happen to loose this note and someone finds it and posts it on the internet... that's fine. I bet she holds Ashley responsible for that too.
Where were the girls like this when I was in high school?
Ahahaha!! The author of the note is so annoyed that Ashley told all the student-body about her fiasco but the note specifically says, "Don't let any1 see this or else!"
Or else..what?
You'll flash them your *cooch* next??
Geez-Looeeze!
As if! Never a trust a high school girl. Never. Ever. They just rat you out. I know. I was one. ^_^
I'm pretty sure everyone already knew this girl flashed Ike and Carl in study hall without Ashley telling anyone.
With the Mardi Gras beads and all, it seems pretty obvious.
Like IKE AND CARL will really keep this to themselves, yeah, right. Girl, the news is out now matter what Ashley does or doesn't say about you.
Jan, once again you have me cracking up!
Just to clarify: I'm not john in cognito. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Nice handwriting. Almost looks like a real inky pen too.
And I like the 'crescendo' underlining of 'never'.
What's the significance of the 'w/b' at the end? Or is that a graphic depiction of flashed tits and a ;-b smiley?
oh yes I can! silly me.
@Jonathan--w/b means "write back".
For some reason, I get the sense this was written by a girl in junior high, which makes her a little slutty a little early in life.
OMG! Like totally! OMG!LOL
Like, OMG, and I thought we were BFFs!
Oh dear... I am never having kids... What I want to know is, isn't there usually a teacher monitoring the study hall?
@Josie "isn't there usually a teacher monitoring the study hall?"
yes, and his name's Carl.
Once, when I was in high school study hall, there were three guys at the front of the room gleefully sparking up a spliff. The smell filled the whole room, which is what made me notice in the first place. The teacher "monitoring" the room just kept reading his paper, never looked up once.
To her credit, the note writer never actually wrote "like".
Night, that is, of course, an excellent point... I just couldn't resist going there! It was too... irresistable:-)
And I wanted to thank everyone for a brilliant start to the day- any day that starts with me shooting granola and almond milk out my nose because I'm laughing at something hilarious that someone just threw out there... is a good day indeed.
:-)
Oh, like, I totally understand, Sarasara. And for the sake of, like, your nasal passages, you may want to, like, rethink your breakfast choices. I'd suggest something like a fruit smoothie or, like, Cream of Wheat. 8-)
Du-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude!
Yeah. I'm sure Ike and Carl let everyone know as well. Besides are they the only 3 people in Study Hall or were the rest actually studying.
I think this note writer is a little naive about how this information is getting around her school.
You flash two guys in study hall and a girl happens to see it. Now news is spreading like wildfire and you blame the girl? Like she wanted to see your boobs? Duh! It's the two young guys that now have bragging rights for the rest of the week.
ALSO - Somebody saw 10 Things I Hate About You a little too many times and decided they wanted to rip off Katarina Stratford's moves.
Note writer, you're heading for a long, rocky path if you're stealing cheap tricks from a movie character and using your pre-pubescent boobs for guy's attention this early on. I'm with Lucky in Kentucky- she'll be in bars blaming every other soul on the planet for her actions and their consequences.
I like Ike.
You like Ike? Just how many times HAVE you turned 27, Alan? I'M not even THAT old.
8-)
Who say's you're old, Nightingale?
I, like, love each and every one of you people. I want you all to be my BFFs. Like, for ever.
One thing nice about this note is the fact that is doesn't use the words mutha fucha. It seems almost too nice with the Oh my gosh instead of Oh my God. Maybe a private Catholic school with plaid skirt uniforms, Like Our Lady of the Perpetual Sorrows or something. Which makes intentional flashing even more naughty. ;^}
OMG!! What is the BFD? I mean, I could LOL, ya know?
I guess Bea Abbott knows what "or else" means by now.
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@receptionist
heh heh heh "grade bump" heh heh
I was once walking along the street and saw an elderly lady get flashed by a guy. She never turned a hair, but said in that too-loud very deaf person's voice, "I wouldn't go around showing that to everyone, dear. It's not much, is it?"
I almost fell over laughing. The flasher scurried off in shame. We never saw him in the area again.
Go go Granny!
@ Cubby: my kids, my driver's license, my gray hairs...But not Eisenhower! Ike says I'm a spring chicken!
@Nightingale unless you're 92 and blind you shouldn't think of yourself as old. You're not a spring chicken...you're a Spring nightingale!
umm...Ashley's the one whose messing up your life huh? Flashing isn't exactly the kind of behavior that makes one's life exemplary. Quit blaming Ashley for the consequenses of your indiscretions.
I won't worry about it ... by they time ashley told anyone they had already heard it from carl and ike.. and they added more deatails than her. :)