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September 26, 2005 |
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BJ from the Blone
FOUND by Kate Daley
in Burlington, Vermont
On a recent Monday morning, as I groggily headed out the door for work and approached my vehicle, I noted a scrap of paper lying next to the front left tire. Although I don't quite understand what the note-writer "needed" from Brian, I suppose it's a plea for some kind of drug. Sad I guess, but it still gave me a chuckle, especially considering the note paper it was composed on.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I think a BJ is code for oral sex.
just thought i would throw that out there.
=]
yeah, i'm gonna have to go ahead and second that opinion. but who is this "blone?" certainly hope he got what he was looking for.
here's my vote for blow job. i'm just guessing but i think he misspelled blonde. maybe in his urgency to get the bj his brain cells failed.
Is Brian a pimp? Nicest named pimp that I've ever heard of.
Maybe brian's nickname is blown? I think this note is all about reciprocity
Yep -- BJ stands for "blowjob." And I'm sure "blone" was supposed to mean "blonde." Entertaining, just the same=P
How can you live in Vermont (or anywhere in the USA) and not know what a BJ is? That's funnier than the actual note!
Gonna have to agree with "L" from Ogden. You brightened my day with your innocence.
Drugs? Oh Kate, you're a sweet kid.
Drugs? Oh Kate, you're a sweet kid.
Yes, Kate, bless your heart, a bj IS a kind of drug.
This note, and the subsequent comments, made my night at this stupid call center. thanks!
Partners Against Pain.com?? I think I'll go check out the site, maybe find some clues?
I'm thought maybe it was I need a BJ from the blove-- as in B-Love, as in a nickname for Brian?
blown, anyone? BJ from the blown? That makes the most sense to me.
I can't see why anyone would "need a BJ" so bad that they would ask brian to "Help out" Why the middleman? He must be a pimp I agree.
Only explanation.
Upon second examination. I think the word in question is "Phone" It is a request for phone sex. Simple as that. Who wouldn't go for that?
Maybe it says "clone" and the "c" just has a random line through it? Brian is obviously this mans brother and they created a clone who Brian currently has ownership of. Kinda like the "Weird Science"
oh kate... i hope you never change. innocents like you are fewer & farther between nowadays. keep reaching for the stars!
I know what a BJ is and I also thought maybe it was a drug, because I couldn't figure out the other word...maybe Kate's not as naive as we think?
I hope the dude got his BJ. He needed it!
haha! Hey, L in Ogden, isn't oral sex illegal in Ogden? I distinctly remember a conversation w/a Mormon kid who told me that going downtown was defiling God!
Apparently, Brian is a pimp, and this duded need a blow job from the "blonde" but in his horny desires forgot to include the "d" in the word blonde. Hope he got his sexual pleasures okay, poor kid.
Wow, maybe I'm having some horny desires of my own, since I made a number of errors in my previous comment. I need me some...BRIAN!
You know, i don't consider myself all that worldly, but then i read comments from people like Kate, not knowing what a BJ is, and i just think...man.... i'm jaded, and i have a sordid mind.
i hearken back to the 'large velvet head' find, and that just confirms it. (go to the search, and search 'kissing', if you want to know what i'm talking about.
I agree with sss. I think he's looking for a BJ from the blown. He gave a BJ to someone and desperately wants the favor returned.
Hee hee... Brian's an awesome name for a pimp. :)
"I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the blone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the blone"
Hey Brian, I need a Bachelor of Journalism from the BIBLIOTHÈQUE LITTÉRAIRE ON EST.
Maybe theres a store called 'The Blone' and he/she really wants some Ben & Jerry's Ice cream. :)
Sean - how does one appreciate a BJ over the phone? Do you listen, or put the phone down to your, erhm?
This is a hilarious find no matter what the interpretation.
hehe this is fantastic.
this has made me so happy. Kate's comment made it even better. I love people!
I think maybe Kate is a child, pre-teen maybe. I mean, she was naive enough to put her first and last name! Maybe she is a youngin and doesn't know what a BJ is yet...
Oh wait... I just re-read how she found it - going to work. Ok nevermind... Maybe she is a foreigner and doesn't know what BJ means? I'm just trying to figure out how a grown woman doesn't know what a BJ is! And I agree - I think it was supposed to be "blonde" and the guy forgot the D.
BJ from the Blone...
I keep singing this in my head, to the tune of Chico and the Man.
I'm here to defend Kate! She isn't pondering on the meaning of BJ, she's wondering what the guy who needed the blow job needed from Brian. I think her reference to drugs is a reference to Viagra or the like. While I think the erectile disfunction theory is far fetched, if you read closely Kate is just mererly commenting on Brian's role in the blow job aquisition.
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to say BJ from the blonde, he just misspelled the word blonde.
Just a thought.
Notice how the note is not signed? Pretty nice handwriting from a guy so maybe he was the type that proofreads his notes..... he reread it, saw the mistake "blone", discarded the note and wrote a new one. Then on the other hand, maybe he got the BJ before he finished writing.
Wow, another Find I've never seen before!
Ricky Revolver, if it was in fact supposed to say clone, it's possible that this was written by a Scottish immigrant looking to get a hummer from Dolly, the cloned sheep.
On the other hand, I think Cash may be on to something with the Ben & Jerry's hypothesis...this was Found in Burlington, VT, home of Ben & Jerry's!
I think both theories make perfect sense.
Have all of you mis-read Kate's comment?? She knows what a BJ is for goodness sake! She is asking what the heck Brian was supposed to do about it. What does the author need from Brian, not the girl... jeez people. I think the drug reference is that she thinks maybe Brian can provide drugs to get the blon(d)e all loaded up and easy (though liquor would be much more effective), so that she in turn will give the author a BJ. I personally think the author is looking for a wingman. "You distract the fat brunette so I can score with the blon(d)e)"
Tiffany, you desperately need new reading glasses. How the hell you inferred that shit from reading Kate's blurb is beyond comprehension. Such absurd assumptions about what Kate does or doesn't know, what she's thinking, etc. Really, your post is one of the most ridiculous things I've read in weeks.
Yo! Flargy, you are the one mistaken, not Tiffany. She is correct. RE-READ the O.g. post by submitter
Wow. Wow again. My find here is the confusion as to the nature of the "drug," and then AGAIN, the relentless denials of Kate's ignorance, using the word "ignorance" in its innocuous sense. Nothing to read into here. Guys want their socks rocked. Even gay ones (I'm assuming such orientation based on the logo in the footer) are pretty straightforward about that shit. Not her fault, it's hilarious and I'm laughing at her, but who cares if she didn't know?
Cash, you're friggin' beautiful. Thanks for the indulgence.
Why does everyone insist on assuming that Brian is a middleman? Clearly, the dude needs a BJ FROM Brian. Duh. Notice the rainbow-y picture at the bottom.