June 07, 2008

Bite Me, Frankenstein!
FOUND by Tyler Glaser in Nashville, Tennessee
Found some sort of anti-love note on my apartment doorstep underneath some leaves.
Mac in lust
Interesting
+ June 07, 2008 01:20 AM +
Erin in Azores
What's the Frankenstein title all about?
+ June 07, 2008 01:27 AM +
Lazarus Finch
The cool thing about this note is that it has no expiration date. You could wait years -- years! -- before finally cashing it in.

"Hah! Remember this!? <chomp>"
+ June 07, 2008 02:48 AM +
Sticky Note in the Wind
I'm going to scan this and print out several copies. I can think of a number of people I can give them to who would appreciate it, and even more who wouldn't, but need a pass.
Great find!
+ June 07, 2008 04:14 AM +
Coder Girl in Gilligan's Island
I love this one! It's so simple, pure and get's right to the point. It made me laugh out loud, and that's a feat.
It will be one of my favorites.
CG
+ June 07, 2008 04:26 AM +
Farmer in In The Dell
What's a Freep ass?

I don't getit.
+ June 07, 2008 05:05 AM +
Child in time
now that's one of which you should at any time have a dozen or so on you.. for the bus driver, for the kids with the cellphone-speakers, for your boss/teacher/professor... i could hand them out like f**in candy^^
+ June 07, 2008 05:05 AM +
Me in in my bathrobe
Doesn't he mean Dracula, not Frankenstein?
+ June 07, 2008 06:08 AM +
Jonathan in bite ma bum
Wasn't this a Bob Dylan song?

btw @Child in Time:

C-F-A-N-D-Y

There's no F in candy.

+ June 07, 2008 06:34 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

@ME IN MY BATHROBE- I'm thinkin' the same thing..."I VONT TO SUCK YOUR BLUD!!"

About this FIND, A flickering candle is like...a pain in the ASS that won't go away!
+ June 07, 2008 07:13 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
I get the sense this was written facetiously to someone who acted like they already had such a pass.
+ June 07, 2008 10:11 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
ah, Flargy, perhaps you are correct in that assumption.
+ June 07, 2008 10:13 AM +
christiatric in tromaville
haha, I think Flargy has the right idea on this find.
+ June 07, 2008 10:42 AM +
chomper in denver
Oh I'd be all over this- I'm a biter... I'll take any excuse to take a nibble.
+ June 07, 2008 11:04 AM +
Mary in Mary-Land

Free Bites!

I'm In!

+ June 07, 2008 11:47 AM +
Catcher in the Rye
Flargy, you are either woodenly astute or wickedly facetious.
+ June 07, 2008 11:52 AM +
Danielle SMILE in San Jose, Ca
I can imagine the situation:
One guy pisses off another and he retaliates by saying "hold on let me write you a coupon you can use next time"
he hands it to the oblivious guy, he reads it and throws it to the ground (later to become a FIND) and stomps off, hurt.
+ June 07, 2008 12:16 PM +
pickaduck in MI
Frankenstein?
+ June 07, 2008 02:42 PM +
Smallbear in the burning hot (93 in June!!)Cave
The explanation of this find calls it an Anti-love note. Yet,the note reminds me so much of a girl-bear I knew in College. She was the sort who was more likely to express affection in a way only the object of her affection would understand,like this note. She was lanky and angry. Cynical and surly. Though lovable to the right people, an original grrrl! I still miss her.
+ June 07, 2008 04:34 PM +
hannah gett in g off work FINALLY.
I bet it was a love bite :D
+ June 07, 2008 05:37 PM +
jennie in the garden of oblivion
I think there's nothing sexier than a man who will bite your neck in the throes of passion. No marks, though.
+ June 08, 2008 07:36 AM +
darkshines in The cupboard under the stairs
Maybe they mean Frankenstien's MONSTER. Its a common mistake. Victor Frankenstien was just just a guy with a crazy dream.
+ June 10, 2008 07:14 AM +
Dudley in the Laboratory
Yeah? Frank me, Bitenstein!
+ June 11, 2008 06:42 PM +
Bored and grounded in Tampa, FL
So this note could either be a sarcastic, passive aggressive result of an arguement (which btw i may make one like this for my boyfriend next time we get in a fight haha). orrr it could be a kinky note from someone who prefers to "get it from the back"
you decide.
+ June 11, 2008 10:14 PM +
Jonathan in ah, those were the days
Dudley, you've just reminded me of a passing fling (a long time ago) with a girl from the post room which left me with a visible hickey. Mate of mine said 'I see you've been franked by the postman'...
+ June 12, 2008 03:57 PM +
amberlyn in costa mesa
mmmm hahha
+ June 13, 2008 01:53 PM +

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