July 23, 2007

Alyssa's Journal
FOUND by Vanessa Burgett in Austin, Texas
While at a conference for work, a group of other attendees wanted to go to this thrift store. I was the only one to find something.
Jade in dulging in some 'me' time
I've heard people say you can really conquer those seven deadly sins by calling them out & talking to telling them to go away!
(It's never worked for me though sadly)
Fun find! Great for Monday!
+ July 23, 2007 12:18 AM +
Jade in dulging in some 'me' time
Ugh...I meant to say/write "calling them out & talking to them - telling them to go away!"
I don't get 'me' time very often...so I'm not typing well right now.
+ July 23, 2007 12:19 AM +
Brian Q in Daermourh, MA
I used to have a children's book called "Go Away Big Green Monster." Perhaps the inspiration for this find? Or perhaps it's more akin to the other way around?
+ July 23, 2007 12:53 AM +
Tina in Germany
Oh, that*s so sweet!
+ July 23, 2007 01:10 AM +
Jesse in FSJ
the date is "Alyssa" it reminds me of that Law Of Attraction, if you intend for the monster to go away, it will...also i like capital letters
+ July 23, 2007 01:34 AM +
Greg in KY
Someone must not be a Redsox fan :)
+ July 23, 2007 01:48 AM +
Dead Headed Princess in Northern Mi
And I thought I only had to worry about the Blue Meanies.
+ July 23, 2007 06:27 AM +
Curious in Charlotte, NC
We LOVED Go Away, Big Green Monster! (http://tinyurl.com/32xc45 - search the pages inside, it's SO cool!)

I wonder what my big green monsters are, so I can tell them to go away? This morning, it's procrastination by computer...
+ July 23, 2007 06:40 AM +
Curious in Charlotte, NC
In regards to the spam question... EVERY month comes before July! Last July came before *this* July!
+ July 23, 2007 06:41 AM +
Dana in Connecticut
I think Alyssa must be a Yankees fan.
+ July 23, 2007 06:47 AM +
Beeswax in the cupboard, next to the good china plates
You go, Alyssa! Tell that monster off! Or remind yourself to read this book! Yeah! (Whew, too many espressos this AM.)
Ed Emberly has always been a favorite of mine.
+ July 23, 2007 09:47 AM +
Goober in Andy's office & using his computer when I should be workin'
Total opposite from yesterday.
Kids can be sweet & kids can be cruel.
Wonder who the big, green monster was?
+ July 23, 2007 09:57 AM +
Matt in my cubicle
That's a surprising comment coming from someone in Austin, Massachusetts.
+ July 23, 2007 10:11 AM +
Kevin Shmevin in shock to see this...
*having a childhood flashback of his mother's anal retentive organization*
OMG-every time we wanted to read a book, Mom would make us "check it out" of the "home library" by writing our name & the title on a paper slip and then giving it to her for her file folder.

That wasn't really as bad as having to borrow money from Grandma to pay the hefty fines she'd slap on us if we were overdue in returning it to it's shelf. (In alphabetical order of course!)
*shutters from the memory*
+ July 23, 2007 10:51 AM +
Kevin Shmevin in shock to see this...
*having a childhood flashback of his mother's anal retentive organization*
OMG-every time we wanted to read a book, Mom would make us "check it out" of the "home library" by writing our name & the title on a paper slip and then giving it to her for her file folder.

That wasn't really as bad as having to borrow money from Grandma to pay the hefty fines she'd slap on us if we were overdue in returning it to it's shelf. (In alphabetical order of course!)
*shutters from the memory*
+ July 23, 2007 10:52 AM +
Kevin Shmevin in shock to see this...
OOPS! Sorry about the double post.
See? See what that memory does? I'm a nervous wreck....I just know I forgot to return something to the family library all those years ago....I just know it.
Aw well...she'll just put it in her will I'm sure.
+ July 23, 2007 10:53 AM +
Mona Lisa in the louvre
I bet this is exactly what this is, Kevin. Although, this mom isn't as anal as yours, if she lost the note. I wonder if Alyssa ever returned the book, or if she kept it forever, because mom lost the checkout slip.

Here's kevin's mom's will.

To Kevin, i leave him the remainder of my estate. However, he will be fined one quarter daily for not returning "The Big Green Monster" with compounding interest of 5%. Which leaves him nothing. My estate will be threfore donated to the Carnegie Library.
+ July 23, 2007 11:06 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
"Come back, tiny yellow doggy!"

The paper makes me feel like I should be buying someone tampons.
+ July 23, 2007 01:00 PM +
Lady Anne in line at the Quik-E-Mart
All of these comments are cracking me up today.
Turbo - wouldn't the paper then read:
"Buy me some f-ing tampons damnit! And a pint of chocolate ice cream, and a pak of Reeses Peanut Butter cups...and a box of tissues & the DVD of Titanic - Damnit!"

I'm just guessing...I'm certainly not like that of course....just guessing.
+ July 23, 2007 01:16 PM +
Kevin Shmevin in his therapist's office waiting....
Mona Lisa - you have no idea....*sniff*
(This was just too much today....I got an ER appt. my therapist.)
Mom IS probably doing that...all with a nice, sweet smile on her face....you know.."because it's for your own good...to teach you principles...." *bawls & says something that's unintelligable*

:)
+ July 23, 2007 01:20 PM +
the doctor is in ........
I can give you a 2:30 tomorrow...

lol..poor Kevin...

mona lisa
+ July 23, 2007 01:35 PM +
Emily in Beantown
We looooove the Big Green Monster in Boston! Even when Manny is peeing on it.
+ July 23, 2007 01:55 PM +
Jan in 1992, listening to the Gin Blossoms
Hey, Jealousy
+ July 23, 2007 07:32 PM +
Sean S. in rockville, MD.
This reminds me of that Dead Milkmen song, Big Lizard in My Backyard.
"Big Lizard in my backyard, Can't afford to feed him anymore. Big Lizard in my backyard, Bustin' down my neighbors door."
+ July 23, 2007 09:16 PM +
Shycello in over my head
hahaha! these are the best comments, ever! such a relief from my PMSing (hey, Turbo, where the hell are those tampons?)Anyone mind if I share about my B.G.M? I practically got in a fight with this woman last night who sold us a camper with crappy brakes, and now I'm obsessing about it! Kevin, can I borrow your shutters for my memory? You all make me feel SO MUCH BETTER!
+ July 24, 2007 08:22 AM +
Flargy in the Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
Sean:

I bought a big lizard, only a dollar fifty,
Well, that's pretty neat, that's fuckin' nifty,
But I just can't afford to feed it,
And you should see the way it shits!
+ July 24, 2007 10:05 PM +
Lalaine in Atlanta, GA
It's so big, black, and bold! I LOVE IT!
+ July 25, 2007 06:17 PM +
little blue monster in someone's closet
i love the cloud stationery! :o)
+ July 26, 2007 08:05 AM +
Flargy in Shaquille O'Neal's pocket
Lalaine, is that how you like your men, too?
+ July 26, 2007 05:28 PM +
Vinny Vegas in Durham, NC
Holy shit I had that exact same diary paper as a kid!
+ July 29, 2007 11:44 PM +
the one who cared more in our relationship
the big green monster caught me last night.
+ August 05, 2007 09:53 AM +
my heart in your hands
the green monster is jealousy.
+ August 06, 2007 03:34 PM +
bri in texas
i has that same stationary when i was younger!!
+ September 20, 2007 03:46 PM +
QueenVelveeta in TEXAS
That is the name of a book by Ed Emberley. Little kids love that book for some reason.
+ October 21, 2007 12:28 PM +
Soxy in Beantown
Red Sox Rule!
You should be afraid of the Green Monsta!!!
+ May 10, 2008 08:53 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
I never read that one, but I loved Harold and the Purple Crayon. My sister checked it out from the library when we were little and never returned it.
+ June 20, 2009 09:06 AM +
Liberty Moonbeam in Irvine
i find it ironic that this is written on the bubbliest, and happiest, looking piece of paper. also, that the paper happens to be blue
+ August 28, 2009 12:30 AM +

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