August 22, 2007

Fifteen Years Ago
FOUND by Jordan Eldredge in San Francisco, California
I found this really cute baby picture a few blocks from my house. "September 1981" is printed on the back the picture.
Teresa in The West
Woah, it looks like she (he) has a cartoon sticky note coming out of her (his) head. also that is one very fuzzy outfit.
+ August 22, 2007 12:11 AM +
Ashley Sumners in Little Rock, AR
Why is this labeled "Fifteen Years Ago"? 1981 was 26 years ago. I know. That's when I was born. :)
+ August 22, 2007 12:16 AM +
Clover in the lawn
Cute! Maybe one of the found commenters will recognise herself or himself.

Maybe the photo was found 15 years ago.
+ August 22, 2007 12:21 AM +
Tucker in the 80's
...and i still have that hat to this day!
+ August 22, 2007 12:41 AM +
Jan looking in the cedar chest for a wool hat
It must have been a cold, cold September back in 1981.
+ August 22, 2007 01:32 AM +
tash
my thoughts exactly Ashley, i'm an 81 baby. for a minute there i thought i was 15 again!
+ August 22, 2007 01:37 AM +
chrome toaster in the kitchen, unplugged...
What an adorable picture! Nothing beats those Happy Baby smiles!

For some reason, the hat made me think of paperdolls. The little white thingies are like the tabs to keep the hat on...
+ August 22, 2007 01:52 AM +
Cato the Elder in http://nostalgiadelreino.net
He (or she) must be 27 today. I wonder where is he, and how is he doing...
+ August 22, 2007 02:13 AM +
Missing in in action
I see no possible way that today's comment stream can denigrate to lewdness and grammarian pot-shots.

BORING!
+ August 22, 2007 06:43 AM +
Not a bored grammarian in her element
It's degenerate, you moron.
+ August 22, 2007 06:50 AM +
toast in the toaster
i hope my parents never put me in a rediculous hat like that
+ August 22, 2007 07:58 AM +
Tina in the middle of a dry spell
Now that's totally creepy!
+ August 22, 2007 08:06 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
That's the tallest fucking baby I have ever seen. Freak.
+ August 22, 2007 08:09 AM +
Rex Winsome in terror! Running away!
It's going to kill me! It's going to KILL ME!!! Get it away! AWAY FROM ME!!!

AAAAUUGGHH!!

It's like something out of an Ionesco play.
+ August 22, 2007 08:14 AM +
Jay in the Tough, Smart Steel City
Thank you, bored grammarian, for a good guffaw. And thank you, missing in action, if you intentionally included that mistake in your post. Hilarious.

Also, is that confetti on the baby's hat?
+ August 22, 2007 08:21 AM +
b in a
*sigh* My parents DID put me in that hat...and there is still photographic evidence around to prove it.
+ August 22, 2007 08:25 AM +
Simonne in at my desk, again,
I wish there were a second photo to get a better look at that hat... it might be Elmo from Sesame Street... or considering the age of the photo, some other nameless red muppet with an orange nose. But the baby's chubby cheeks are what made my day!
+ August 22, 2007 08:38 AM +
Fuck off, Turbo in your negative, low-self-esteem world
Dumbshit.
+ August 22, 2007 08:45 AM +
Meanie
If I had a baby, I would purposely make it wear ugly hats, just for fun!
+ August 22, 2007 08:47 AM +
SALT in YOUR BLOOD
HAH. YEAH, WHAT THE HELL, TURBO?
+ August 22, 2007 08:49 AM +
Maggie in a giant apple pie
Cute kid and a good find.

Maybe Turbo was sexually molested as a child and now hates all happy kids.
+ August 22, 2007 08:55 AM +
lost in america
ugliest freaking baby i have ever seen. and i've seen some ugly babies. cool hat, though.
+ August 22, 2007 08:55 AM +
Beeswax in the umbrella stand
Simonne, I would never have noticed that. I was too entranced by the cute baby smile goodness. I don't know how popular Elmo was in 81, I would think Cookie Monster or Big Bird were still more popular at that point. The annoying little red thing didn't begin his reign of terror until the mid 90's. It's possible though, I suppose, or, that could be Ernie and part of his sweater.
+ August 22, 2007 08:57 AM +
Fuck off, Lost in America in your ugly personality
You must be the REAL ugly one, loser.
+ August 22, 2007 09:04 AM +
Mickey B in need of FOOD!!!!
awww, I think it's a fairly cute kid!

Also, like Jan, I immediately wondered about the 'September' part- isn't that kind of early to be wearing a fuzzy outfit and big snow hat thing?

I am also quite puzzled by the 'Fifteen Years Ago' title- very puzzling.

And thank you Tina, for calling this find creepy! It's been days, maybe even a week. Woohoo!! :)
+ August 22, 2007 09:04 AM +
Gigi in that old Paris cafe again
Oh what an adorable child! Tres jolie.
There is nothing more pure & right that the light in the eyes of a child.
This is the perfect find for today.
+ August 22, 2007 09:07 AM +
Kevin Shmevin in tears
Oh man! My Mother put me in stupid hats like that all the time. I feel sorry for this child. He/She has no idea how much that mother of his is going to piss him off later.
+ August 22, 2007 09:08 AM +
Keebler in the big tree making friggin' cookies
Cute kid. Stupid hat. Damn, 1981 seems like a long time ago.
+ August 22, 2007 09:10 AM +
Hyacinths for my soul in Minneapolis
Ah, but this baby's cuteness is only to be expected...after all he is levitating, which can only mean he is a young Jedi knight. Be wary of the dark side, little one.
+ August 22, 2007 09:12 AM +
Ruth in the kitchen planning a great dinner
Aw, what a cutie pie. It looks like a boy to me - about 18 mos or 2 yrs old. Oh I could just pinch those cute, chubby little cheeks. I miss that age.
+ August 22, 2007 09:14 AM +
Jade in the band
Cute kid. Looks cute here in 1981. Wonder what kind of trouble he grew up to be?

Hyacinths - LOL !

+ August 22, 2007 09:17 AM +
Sue: Sans Bob in my new office on the other side of town
I don't really have to tell Bob....he didn't want kids anyway.
+ August 22, 2007 09:19 AM +
banana in a bowl of cheerios
At first I didn't think the hat was all that ugly, then I noticed that the top part is orange. I bet some grandma made it for the child...even though it is an ungly hat, the child's smile makes it all worth it!
+ August 22, 2007 09:23 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
I was joking. Get it? Tall baby? Guess not. Maybe next time.......
+ August 22, 2007 09:27 AM +
I agree with Nikki in OK
Yep, and tall babies like this one tend to cast pretty ominous shadows. Check out the shadow on this kid.
That creeps me out.
+ August 22, 2007 09:41 AM +
kate in sesame street hell
this is just an ugly hat. Elmo wasn't truely elmo until 1984, before that he was just a red puppet.
+ August 22, 2007 10:00 AM +
chill'n in the fridge
It must be really cold in that house for that baby to be so bundled up.
+ August 22, 2007 10:04 AM +
Lovers in in a dangerous time
Turbo is right - (good on ya, Turbo)
Look at where the door frame is behind baby's head. No wonder there's an ominous shadow... if he moved any closer to the camera, he'd hit his head on the chandelier! ... maybe that's why he's wearing a tuque in September.
+ August 22, 2007 10:12 AM +
Sorry, Turbo in my stupid ass
Don't worry, my mouth is big enough to put my entire foot in it.
+ August 22, 2007 10:47 AM +
Midlife Crisis in California
It doesn't portend well for the rest of the day that Turbo is already having to explain his joke, which, I might add, did *not* involve a blender this time.
+ August 22, 2007 11:07 AM +
Flargy, born in 1975
From what I can see of the kid's stance, it really does look like he's about to pounce on my leg, possibly proceeding to gnaw it off at the knee.

Never underestimate the vicious tendencies of certain small children. They draw you in with the disarming "cute" bit, then savagely maul you, quickly turning your sweet cooing to screams of agony and horror. Next thing you know, your entire existence is reduced to just another item in News of the Weird.

On the other hand, it could be just a cute kid looking to score some candy or cartoon-watching time.
+ August 22, 2007 11:17 AM +
Writer, Rejected in www.literaryrejectionsondisplay.blogspot.com
The baby does look cartoonish; maybe because of the hat or because someone is holding him up overhead. I don't know. I'm in a funky mood. For some reason this find doesn't really speak to me.
+ August 22, 2007 11:18 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome

Flargy, you can avoid being in News of the Weird buy purchasing a blender.
+ August 22, 2007 11:37 AM +
Turbo
I meant "by". But "buy purchasing" means the same thing.
+ August 22, 2007 11:53 AM +
Jade in the air over your house
Flargy - LOL - your comment made me choke on tuna salad. It's true you know....it's all true.

I do think this cute kid is using his cuteness so score a cookie. Or gnaw off your leg. Either one. It's all good.
+ August 22, 2007 11:53 AM +
Eggs1234 in Anticipation, Looking Forward to Gently Kissing the Freckles on Your Shoulders While We Cuddle in Our Sleeping Bags on a Cool Late Summer Night

If you stare into the face of this baby, you might get lost. I just did. I got lost in wondering where this person is today; wondering what roads s/he has traveled; wondering if that cute smile still rises to his/her lips. Are his/her eyes still filled with expectation and excitement? I wish I knew.
+ August 22, 2007 11:58 AM +
adam in oregon
Thats me!!
+ August 22, 2007 12:05 PM +
barenaked ladies in love with that group
Lovers in a dangerous time: that's one of my favorite BNL songs. Squealed with delight when I read your nom de plume.

The dark smudge in the background reminds of the movie The Frighteners. Is it coming for the baby? NO! NO! NO! Oh, wait no fear - the fuzzy knit will protect the wee one.......
+ August 22, 2007 12:26 PM +
lucy in the sky with diamonds
not a bored grammarian is not in her element and is degenerate in her grammar. i suggest she go to dictionary.com and look up denigrate and degenerate before she denigrates missing in action any further. degenerate moron yourself.
+ August 22, 2007 12:39 PM +
show in g my age
Barenaked Ladies - "Lovers in a Dangerous Time" was written and performed by Bruce Cockburn years before BNL. (I like BNL - but Bruce Cockburn's version is fantastic.)

I think it was released right around the time this photo was taken, as a matter of fact.
+ August 22, 2007 01:48 PM +
Flargy
I don't know that song, but it sounds like this Bruce guy had better get himself down to the clinic ASAP.
+ August 22, 2007 02:01 PM +
Turbo in the clinic
Cockburn.....I guess that was "Lovers in a Dangerous Time for a Flare-up".
+ August 22, 2007 02:07 PM +
SALT in THE SEA
I HAD NO IDEA THAT EGGS1234 WAS FEMALE
+ August 22, 2007 02:19 PM +
A Kitten in a mitten
Oh Found! I have missed you so....

I just never expected to be greeted by such a cheery face when I came back. However cute that kid might be, I am still in a mood.

Missing, I second your comment! I want to see claws come out people! Come on... you can bash Turbo better than that! Where's SALT when we need him? Bring on the hate mail! And rabbits with big, nasty, pointy teeth! Grr.
+ August 22, 2007 02:20 PM +
not so good in math
Spam protection: What is 4 times four?

Is it 16 or sixteen?
+ August 22, 2007 02:20 PM +
still in love with BareNaked Ladies
Showing my age: I knew BNL covered the song - just could not get the brain to access that sweet kernel of knowledge. Too late a night, too many scotches (Glenmorangie). In desperate need of sleep. Perhaps I'll drift off to Adrift?
+ August 22, 2007 02:22 PM +
"Kay"ngaroo in Milwaukee
Cute hat - kinda looks like my cousin as a baby - the kid not the hat of course.

"lucy in the sky" I was waiting for a comment such as yours or I would have had to post it myself. Oh, people are so quick to make fun of others when they are in turn only making themselves look pea-brained (great word that pea-brained).
+ August 22, 2007 02:30 PM +
still show in in g my age
Bruce is also responsible for “If I had a Rocket Launcher…” perhaps he was a bit miffed at his unfortunate last name?
+ August 22, 2007 03:01 PM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
Flargy, for once we agree. I think I love you and I think I want your short, hatless babies.
+ August 22, 2007 03:02 PM +
Deanna in Maryland
The photo is an odd shape! Was it cut in half (hamburger style) so that the person lifting the cute baby was removed?
+ August 22, 2007 03:21 PM +
Roxy in the green room
Eggs1234 - I second your comment. I get lost in old photos of happy people. I want FOUND to 'find' this kid now, and I want to hear all about his/her life, or I want the actual kid to 'find' us here, and post proof that it's them...and then proceed to fill us all in on the last couple of decades or so...not too tall of an order is it?

+ August 22, 2007 03:23 PM +
maria in a snow storm in Colorado
This picture only brings back one thought REDRUM

The Shining 1980
+ August 22, 2007 04:28 PM +
Hannah Taylor in in shock
HOLY SHIT THATS ME
+ August 22, 2007 04:43 PM +
Diskettes in vain
So happy that child is now in the new red hat. I wonder, does she still have it? Did Grandma make it for her? Roxy, a few have said that it's Them. Do you think it relly could be? Not me, I picture her name is Maggie May and she lives over by The Bay.
+ August 22, 2007 05:15 PM +
Jonathan in a happy smiley haze
Bless you, Eggs (whereya been? or did I not recognize your alternative personas?) –you’re a big softy. Best reaction of all.
Hannah (or Adam), is it really? Tell us more!
Cheers, Still in love, Glen Grant is good too (hic).
Whoever this kid really is, how lovely that you’ve given us all such happy thoughts today. Whatever/whoever you are now, I’m sure you’re still a force for good and happiness. Hooray. I wanna hug that kid, to say thank you for hugging us all.
+ August 22, 2007 05:39 PM +
Flargy in detective school
Just now, at the bottom of the page under "more finds," was this guy:

http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/568

It's startling how much he and this kid look alike.
+ August 22, 2007 05:41 PM +
Nikki in ikkiN
That's a cute little baby . Some babies are ( and I feel bad saying this ) really ugly .When my friend's baby was little he was so ugly I felt sorry for him . He's improved some , but still not what you would call good looking .
And my friend Matt has a friend , who's baby is shockingly ugly .I haven't seen it , but Matt loves kids and he says it it's stunningly unattractive .
It's not their fault .
+ August 22, 2007 05:42 PM +
cassisu in side, smiling
I think the baby's name is Kevin.
I also think that Sue sans Bob is Jo sans Tulsa.
+ August 22, 2007 06:35 PM +
Dead Headed Princess in northern Mi watching the big lake unthaw.
No, I'm sure her name is Maggie May!!
+ August 22, 2007 06:48 PM +
Missing in action in "Return of the Bored Grammarian"
Funny comment, Lucy. :)

In fact I looked up both words before I posted.

I posted both as "Missing in action" and as "Not a bored grammarian". :oP

I realized when I read my post that I had used the wrong word. Denigrate means to belittle. Degenerate means to veer wildly off course. Not that this a problem in this hallowed forum! :oD We always stick totally to the Found topic! Right?! haha

If you read the first post you'll see that denigrate totally does not make sense. So... in the Spirit of Fun I posted a denigrating rebuke to myself.

I made Jay in the Tough, Smart Steel City laugh! That's totally cool!

But Lucy... seriously. I laughed at your comment. Hope you meant it in that vein. :)

PLUR

+ August 22, 2007 07:18 PM +
Unworthy in a short, pleated skirt
At the risk of repeating myself somewhere, wasn't 1981 like just yesterday?

Cute baby. I wish I could've had 10 of them, but the only man I know who shares that wish finds me unworthy. Plus he's younger than the individual pictured above.
+ August 22, 2007 07:43 PM +
clover in the lawn
I like the hat. I think it was knit by hand out of leftover yarn. I really do like that style, in any color. I actually wear that kind of hat whenever it's cold enough (all too rarely where I live.)

I wonder what the knitter would say if she could have foreseen the future 27 years later ... personal computers on peoples' laps, the internet, random found items scrutinized and endlessly discussed by strangers, and ultimately her handiwork's destiny as the subject of critique.
+ August 22, 2007 08:38 PM +
lucy in the sky with diamonds
missing & bored: thank god. your comment reminded me of a politician who used the word "niggardly" and all hell broke loose. he eventually had to resign because people thought he was a racist. even after the meaning of the word was explained to the illiterate masses. stupid people. no harm, no foul.
+ August 22, 2007 08:38 PM +
Clover in the lawn
Unworthy, that is just too sad. (So why am I laughing?)
+ August 22, 2007 08:46 PM +
Unworthy in a short, pleated skirt
I'm laughing, too, Clover and you know it! LOL!

8-)
+ August 22, 2007 09:02 PM +
bruce in the clinic
bruce co-burn, the cock part is not prounounced. and it's cochburn with an h.
+ August 22, 2007 09:08 PM +
Not quite old enough to be his mother in another state
ewww, Unworthy, you made me realize that this could be a picture of my, er, lover who is now living in SF! *shudder* Now I'm feeling ambivalent about this adorable baby, as well as my boyfriend.
+ August 22, 2007 09:16 PM +
Desperate Cynic
Not quite old enough --

Wait 'til your boyfriend starts making little gurgling noises while you're making out and then up-chucks sour milk on your shoulder.
+ August 22, 2007 09:49 PM +
Unworthy in laughing fits
LMAO Desparate! I hate when that happens! Next thing you know he creams in his jeans, and IT'S BROWN!
+ August 22, 2007 10:12 PM +
Desperate Cynic
I'm in love! Thanks, Unworthy.
+ August 22, 2007 10:43 PM +
not quite old enough in convulsions
hahaha! oh, god, I don't think I can see him again after this. I thought I was done with the nursing bras. . .
+ August 22, 2007 11:32 PM +
Jello in Mold
Cute baby. Love the (what looks like) bucked toofers.

That hat brings back memories of my Aunt Gladys. All of the sudden my head itches!
+ August 23, 2007 02:10 AM +
Jonathan in a wet English summer
Hi Lucy – I already said that about ‘niggardly’ : http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/2798
Glad to know I wasn’t imagining it!
Then there was the paediatrician who had ‘PAEDO’ sprayed on her door and was hounded out of her home because the illiterate hooligans didn’t know the difference between Paediatrician and Paedophile – gaaah.
None of which has anything to do with our jolly smiling kiddy, thank heavens.
+ August 23, 2007 05:07 AM +
Desperate Cynic
not quite old enough --

That's what Janet Jackson said!

No, nursing bras are seriously kinky. Your boyfriend is a lucky man.
+ August 23, 2007 07:37 PM +
just say in ...
its bruce cockburn. that's the way its spelled, get over it, juveniles. But, pronounced coburn.
+ August 28, 2007 09:32 AM +
darcy in my chair, feeling HAPPY
he looks like Randy from A Christmas Story. i love that movie.



I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN
+ August 20, 2008 03:55 AM +

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