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October 25, 2009 |
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Good Nutrition
FOUND by Vincent
in my scrapbook
I found this reciept when I was self-employed and delivering pizza on the side.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I didn't know you're supposed to monitor your temperature while drinking Red Bull English Dark.
e was so totally exhausted he needed four Red Bulls just to get up enough energy to take his temperature. By the time he got around to it, though, he was so hyper he couldn't read the thermome
That's a sooper cheap thermometer.
P.S. I won't sleep in the bedroom with my husband when he's been drinking beer. His breath makes the whole room stink. Ick.
Meh.
Two bucks a pop for legal addictive stimulants is pretty cheap.
But, still...meh.
@Nobody's: I know exactly what you mean. My hubs is on the road 12 hours a day, so to unwind, he kicks back a six-pack every night before bed. His bedroom permanently smells like a brew house. I've been sleeping in my painting studio for 25 of our 26 years together. He's retiring in 60 days. I'm wondering if/how our life will change then.
"Pssst, you wanna buy a hot pizza?"
What's beer got to do with this? It's energy drink, not beer. Starve a cold, drink Red Bull for a fever?
My opinion: the thermometer is for a sick kid and the Red Bulls for the poor parent who has to stay up all night.
I know it's not beer. I was goofing on the ~Red Bull Eng Dark~ on the receipt. I guess that's how we got off on beer. Points will be deducted for straying from the subject.
Hope it wasn't a rectal thermometer.
There have been cases in which people have drank too much Red Bull and subsequently died of a heart attack.
Just sayin'...
(Or would it be "drunk"? I never know.)
Not as good as For the Dumped
(http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/197) or Dinner With Jack (http://tinyurl.com/dinnerwjack), but okay.
Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiings.
I like this receipt:
http://foundmagazine.com/find/2869
This one's good, too:
http://foundmagazine.com/find/6582
Leaf, my bad. Sorry. Saw the Eng Drk and thought beer. Not a drinker of beer or energy drinks, so am a bit clueless.
Eusta, he's an alcoholic. My heart goes out to you.
@Sammy Davis - Oh you can count on it that it was a rectal thermometer...it was used to stir Dirty Red Bull--tini's...
If you do like Vodka Red Bulls or any similar drinks, take it easy because the caffeine can mask how drunk you may be in reality and lead to some larger issues like Hep A rather than a hangover especially if a rectal thermometer is employed.
Prep Time: : When temprature reeachs 98 degrees
Cook Time: : No cooking involved
Ingredients:
•2 oz vodka
•Red Bull energy drink
Preparation:
1.Pour the vodka into a highball glass filled
with ice.
2.Fill with Red Bull.
3. Stir with rectal thermometer
Am I the only one whose first thought is that it had to be a rectal thermometer..knowing this crowd probably not.
Handing over an extra 21 cents so that I can get an even two quarters back is precisely what I would have done too.
Bull Shot: 1 part beef bullion, 1 part vodka, 1 part Red Bull. Dangerous as hell.
Random is right. France outlawed sales of Red Bull until Pepsico exerted economic blackmail; suddenly it's available everywhere in Europe.
Drink at your own risk. Srsly.
I read "mermaid thermometer" at first. Interesting mental image.
I drink Red Bull & Absolut when I go out. I agree with HPD. I had one night out when I felt fine, no buzz- then stood to go to the restroom and BAM! Could barely walk.
Where are those wings when I'm falling-down drunk and need them?
Also- "mermaid thermometer" paints a much nicer mental image than "rectal thermometer".
I just picture Frances McDormand in Fargo saying "Sooper!" when I read this receipt.
Frances: "Oh yah, you just bought four Red Bulls?"
Cindy: "Yah, they were sooper."
Frances: "No kidding? Sooper, huh?"
Cinday: "Yah, just sooper."
Sunrise Center King Sooper #61 is in Boulder, Colorado.
How is this an interesting find worthy of inclusion on this site? Wow, someone found a receipt from a store with a slightly silly name, from which someone has purchased four Red Bulls and a thermometer. Maybe I'll start posting my Walgreen's receipts that I "found"; wow! Tylenol and milk! Maybe he's making a c-r-r-r-a-z-y smoothie! This site has become about quantity of "finds" not "quality".
I Found a receipt from Walgreens at the park one day. On the sale part: box of wine.
On the back, a lovely "poem."
I can't remember if I sent it in, but I think so.
The good thing is that even when the Find is less than spectacular, we can still hang out and make comments that may or may not have anything to do with the Find. Wouldn't you agree that oftentimes the comments are far more entertaining than the Find? (even Annoyed in Ennui's comment... c-r-r-r-a-z-y smoothie! LOL)
I like this spelling of "sooper," but then I always loved calling people "stoopid."