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Big Trust
FOUND by Therese
in Portland, Maine
I found this in the stairwell of my apartment building.
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You Inside of Me June 29, 2003 |
The Kid Already... March 25, 2006 |
Baby Step October 29, 2007 |
A Love Unrequited July 12, 2007 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Just find somebody else. If you make a list..that's a the clue you need to catch.
a...the..whatever..just catch it.
These are all good things to work on, except #3. WTSH are 12-1 conversations? Is that when one person monopolizes the conversation & the other just sits back and pretends to be listening?
I have to agree with Terrie. If it's come to the point where somebody is making a list of aspects in the relationship that need "work", forget it. You can't change people. It's so much easier/fun to start over, with a listless lover.
On the same wavelength today as Eusta and Terrie about the relationships being pretty much lost if you feel you have to make a list like this.
At the same time, though, aren't numbers 5 and 7 contradictory? No, wait! If "your" willing to "comprimize" on #5 then maybe you can have #7 again.
Hey BEST FRIEND, I know we have to work on TRUST, but we're in this for FUN, so maybe we can COMPRIMIZE on NOT CHEATING ON EACH OTHER ?
Does the listmaker want the partner to be the best friend, or does s/he want to FIND a best friend?
I wonder if something was going to happen on December 1, and they had to discuss it. (what's it say under 12-1 conversations? & no?)
Why are conversations and communication two different list items? Do the hyphens before entries 4 and 5 indicate that those are the two MOST important things to work on? Does it bother anyone else that 4 doesn't have a period after the number, or is that just me and my OCD?
I guess that's it. Although Terrie, I liked the extra little a in your 1st post. Made me read your words with an Italian accent. Buon Giorno!
Maybe they are going to therapy and they have conversations from noon until 1 because she used to cheat on him and because of that doesn't trust him? She clearly wasn't having fun because it is written so large making it seem more important.
Best Friend I have one thing for you to work on
1. Quit sending me passive aggressive notes about things you want me to work on.
Love me or leave me
It means one to one conversations, "dozen" it...Sorry, it's late over here and we're supposed to do the hour thing.
***************
Please, cheat on me and end this farce.
#8 Spelling
Some of these things are just like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong....
Eusta B. in love.. a listless lover!! Probably not what you want..
How depressing. Somebody should just end this relationship.
I thought we discussed
things to work on
so I could move you from
best friend
status to casual fuck buddy.I
trust
judging from your total lack of
communication
You've forgotten our tense and heated
12/1 conversations
and have
no
real ability to
act like your in a relationship more
I don't mind your bringing her too
I'd like to think we're open and
Not going to cheat on each other
so I will
Comprimize
a three way will be
Fun
8. Spell check my notes.
it is doomed for sure. "my in a relationship more?" wut?
Maybe it's just his/her first real relationship and he/she wants it to work out. So he/she made a list of important stuff.
I like how "FUN" is written in big angry letters. FUN.
Obviously if there is no TRUST now there never will be...
The girl who penned this note - and it is definitely a girl; please take note the of the thoroughly cunty* penmanship - is a crazy and insecure little broad. Who else but crazy spoiled suburban American girls make lists like this? Comrade Lenin would have taken one look at this shit and condemned her entire neighborhood to the gulags. Anyway, she's nuts. Steer clear. Also, her spelling is atrocious and her inability to distinguish between "your" (possessive) and "you're" (contraction) is infuriating. It was only when I got to the giant circles which dot the i's that I finally began to suspect that she was merely fucking with me and any like-minded tightass language snobs. Outwitted by an adolescent female, I feel pretty dumb right about now.
*Cunty: my gift to the English language. Please feel free to use at every available opportunity.
man, their probably two 19 year olds tryin to live life and tryin to make it work, things like that help when your tryin to keep the bills paid when it will all fall down if it snaps
there are no fewer than 26 entries for the word cunty at urban dictionary.com, frottage, Sam, whatever. Some of them date back to as early as 2003, So forgive me if I don't bow down and kiss your feet in appreciation of your little "gift."
(pretty sure you'll now claim that the earliest of them all was YOURS, right?)
Urbandictionary.com sucks. Some of those definitions are mine, though. But, Jesus, you're so serious. I did privately start using the word in grade school around - 20 years ago - to describe anything having to do with my mother (your dismissive tone and your reference to "Sam, whatever" strongly suggest that you know me in "real life"; and if you do, you should know better than to doubt it). But I wasn't seriously claiming to have invented it, you clearly sexually dissatisfied harpy. Buy me a drink sometime if you see me at Jimmy's or Century and I'll introduce you to a cool word or two.