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October 21, 2009 |
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Mario
FOUND by Manny
in Orlando, Florida
As I was running back home last night, I saw a piece of paper in my front yard.
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CONFIDENTIAL!!! August 02, 2008 |
The Point + Purpose January 23, 2007 |
Identity Crisis August 13, 2006 |
Life List December 28, 2008 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Frustrating you can't read the other half.
She did what to your father? Sure, she can finish her sentences, she just leaves out the middle for poor Mario to guess. He considered giving her wider paper but no ... Tomorrow's tossed clam salad will give you the strength, Mario, to just walk away.
Ahh...
Whinge, moan, nag, criticize, threaten, ultimatum, be rude about the family...
*rrrrip*
Well done, Mario.
Love,
Princess Toadstool
...don't you see what I am...a liar, a hoe and ...I am not family...
A note from Farmer!!!!!!!! Way to go! You got famous on Found!!
^5 to Sammy Davis Junior, Jr for the best line this morning.
This was found by many? How many? A whole group? How many runners does it take to pick up a scrap of paper?
Oh wait... it says Manny
Never mind.
manny.... what were you running from?
good for you, Mario, to toss the note, she's a whiner anyway. Self centred and bitchy. plus, your family think's she's a hoe.
Mario,
4 months and 3 days had to go by before I could
realize it would not work out between you and I. I
can not win. It has acurred to me that your mother
does not want me with you in your room every night, not because it's wrong
this way, but because she just got married
to my father. I am frustrated that she makes it so clear
that I am not wanted. Why, I'm now your sister! She can't just push me
out of your life.
Don't you see what I am having to deal with here?
Are you not realizing what pain & anguish our new "relationship" is
causing me? In this sibling "rivalry" she wants to make ME out
as a liar, a hoe, and the source of all
your problems. I am not the one who made us a
family. All I get from them is a place to live, clothes & food.
I am just so sick and tired of them telling me to clean my room & get off Facebook! Although I KNOW this
will work out later, I do realize this
is not the best time. Something must be done
about how she feels a yammering lecture from her has any
power over me. There is not much more I
can do. I have given up dreaming of our standing together at the altar, since you do
not stand beside me and defend our love now. I hope
you realize how your mother lied to you about me
yesterday. She has insulted me one too many times.
Love you Bro!
Tracy
Sammy Davis Junior, Jr and Gator Girl made me snort and chuckle this morning.
:)
Thanks for making my day!
Mario,
I fucking HATE YOU
You said you had to
work then whys
your car HERE
at HER place?
You're a fucking
LIAR I hate you
I fucking hate you
Amber
PS Page me later.
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/558
Could it be? Another one from The One that started it all.
profanity, profane, insulting.
I thought the boys who moderate this site mentioned that all ages are free to enjoy...
My kids would not be allowed to look at this, no way.
Hey, you, in your head. Good for you for checking out websites. That's good parenting.
But ranting about what you find...that's ludicrous. You can't sanitize the whole world, nor should you.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/14_american_ap
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/14_american_ap
There.
http://www.theonion.com/
content/news/
14_american_apparel_models_freed
This is not my fault.
@me, in my head: Sadly, L is right. You can't sanitize the whole world. It's been polluted beyond the point of salvage. Lucky for you, it's not your job.
I hate to eat in a restaurant with my 21-year-old son. His manner of speech is typical of the average young person today: disrespectful, self-absorbed, loud & unnecessarily peppered with the "f" word. He has no respect when I ask him to clean it up. When I point out children nearby, he tells me to shut up, everybody talks that way, & the kids are going to hear it anyway. (P.S. I didn't raise him that way and I wish some irate father would punch his lights out, right in front of me, for polluting his children's airwaves. But then we get into the dark area of modeling violence as a solution to problems??? I give up.)
So, hang in there with the good parenting, though, & hope for the best. That's all you can do. You're right, FOUND is no place for kids.
@ Eusta- Don't take your kid to a restaurant. It's that easy. Tell him when he can behave appropriately you'll try it. I started when mine was a toddler. Inappropriate behavior meant we left, period. Store, restaurant, movie, class, etc. It didn't take long and the message sticks. Probably too late for a surly 21 year old, but if I was you I'd just walk out and leave him with the check. Good luck.
Actually, this is a confessional letter written by a video gaming addict who played one of the Mario games for just over four months (without once winning, mind you!) before her parents pulled the plug and packed her off to that famous gaming rehab hospital. Part of the therapy is to write a letter to the game that most got the addict into trouble. This is part of that letter.
@Parent in g isn't easy: My post (and I apologize) was way too long for me to say that I no longer appear in public with him.
dear referince, trying again, effing hell...
long URLs (and words, sentences or phrases without spaces or breaks) are automatically truncated to preserve page formatting. Try tinyurl.com.
You can go there with a hugely long, cumbersome URL and come out with something short and manageable that won't get messed up in translation.
..oddamn Farmer in the dell finally had one of his real notes posted on Foun....