October 11, 2009

The Meeting
FOUND by Jim A. in Madison, Wisconsin
I found this on the ground between some buildings while taking a shortcut to plug the parking meter.
Feeling in coherent
Interesting Stationary!
+ October 11, 2009 12:24 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
All together, now!
"Oh whiskey, leave me alone.
I'm tired and I wanna go home."
+ October 11, 2009 02:35 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
xtremely disappointed when, after all his extensive training, bar hopping was not chosen as an event in the 2016 Riolympi
+ October 11, 2009 05:40 AM +
greenbluewavynova in a gadda da vida
What happened on 4/15/09?
+ October 11, 2009 06:38 AM +
Feeling in coherent
This was written by John McCain after he woke up in Feingold's office covered in glitter and perfume. It had been another night of heavy drinking with his buddy Russ. He decided that it was just one too many self-indulgent evenings, and that they should do something with their careers. The next day, they had their meeting and decided that they should give up the partying and work on campaign finance reform.

The date was written in later to cover their tracks.
+ October 11, 2009 07:50 AM +
Grab Bag in Chi Town
I think he means "I'm throwing [up] in the towel."
+ October 11, 2009 07:59 AM +
Erp in Burp
@ feeling in coherent:

In one of his campaigns, Russ Feingold held up his hand, showing its resemblance to the state's outline, and declared,
"I know Wisconsin like the back of my hand."

It was a wildly popular t.v. spot--and Feingold is a wildly popular figure, not only in Madison but throughout the state.
+ October 11, 2009 10:24 AM +
fooch in an A.A. meeting
April 16...my birthday.

I love that scene in Airplane: Ted Stiker: "I have a drinking problem" (and the drink misses his mouth and onto his forehead).
+ October 11, 2009 11:07 AM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
Dude..A.A. meetings = no drinking, not 'stopping for awhile.'
(of course, if you meant another sort of meeting, then never mind).
+ October 11, 2009 11:19 AM +
just me...the highly in quisitive one
hey Erp--you a cheesehead?
+ October 11, 2009 12:35 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine


Me, too.
+ October 11, 2009 01:23 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in We'd like to start Happy Hour - could you please leave?

I don't drink and drive.
I like to do all my drinking before I drive.

I have cut my drinking his half.
I don't use mixers anymore.

I joined Alcoholics Anonymous...
I still drink but nobody knows who I am...
+ October 11, 2009 01:26 PM +
lemonygoodness in fargo, nd
Sounds like he/she should've been going to meetings all along...
+ October 11, 2009 03:04 PM +
sick in tired
I grew up around alcoholics. It's always "for awhile." Some manage to stay clean, but only some. In my experience, for the others, any excuse is a good one to start again.

In a large family of 10 siblings, two were alcoholics (along with other addictions--not just substances but gambling, spending, and lying), while the majority were totally abstemious. Me, I can take it or leave it alone. I like the occasional beer or a glass of wine if I'm out for a meal, but that's all it is--an addition to the meal. I guess I'm lucky.

On the other hand I despise films that make "comedy" out of drunkenness. It's not funny to watch. It's even less funny to live with.
+ October 11, 2009 03:30 PM +
You're lucky and you're bor in g
Wah. Debbie Downer. This isn't a support group. I despise people that make "misery" out of finds. It's way less funny to live with.
+ October 11, 2009 04:30 PM +
a lad in sane
what happened the next day. read the onion's community voices page to find out.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33168


.....and if he successfully qiuts he'll end up like this.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28111

i heart the onion. it's the daily show for people that read.
+ October 11, 2009 04:58 PM +
Night in gale
If YOU are throwing in the towel, why do WE have to go to a meeting??
+ October 11, 2009 05:53 PM +
downer debbie in your face
sick in tired: I hear you.

There isn't much out there that excludes drinking/drunkenness as a source of entertainment.
On the other hand, a friend of mine just returned from Burning Man and stayed in a clean and sober camp. Way to go!
+ October 11, 2009 08:30 PM +
dom in o
Good luck and best wishes, Feingold. Hope you've still stopped for awhile. ODAT!
+ October 12, 2009 08:18 AM +
Erp in Burp
@ just me...the highly in quisitive one:

Yep. (Wearing a t-shirt that says "We'll never forget you, Brent.")
+ October 12, 2009 09:21 AM +
la la la la I am not listen in g
Ohhhh sick in tired.. that explains soooooo much.
+ October 13, 2009 01:05 PM +

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