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August 20, 2009 |
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Pick-up Lines
FOUND by Meredith
in Vernon, BC, Canada
I found this at by my school wedged between my desk.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
This page was inadvertently torn out of the "Handbook to Suave Girl Getting" rumored to circulate at the middle school.
And thus commences a really hard life.
Aw, the second one isn't so bad, if you already knew the person.
Kind of like a girl I knew in college who used to take an apple from the dining hall, walk up to some guy and hand it to him saying in a silky voice, "Here, Adam--I brought you something from the Garden."
(puts out bag of frozen Maple poop) would you hold this while I go and sell magazines?
Ooh, I have got to try these out!
Ah, young love. You gotta start somewhere, I suppose.
The next step would be writing out phone call scripts to call these girls for the next second date.
If I was more awake, I'd list some of the possible cruel responses, but haven't had enough coffee to shift into that gear yet.
Linlaw made me burst out laughing this morning!
I would fall for the 'going for a walk' line.
awww.. i would totally fall for that second one...
What's in his hand? I don't get it...
Is "my desk" British Columbian for cleveage, or butt crack, or is it just a desk like every place else?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
http://dan.hersam.com/lists/pickup.html
HPD, do you wanna see my desk?
My left hand is very shy. But my right hand always puts out.
Turbo, is that a pick up line, or are you just sharing?
so, his hands are detachable? i don't see how that's going to work
@Mona Lisa - Does it want to go for a walk?
Also good are:
* Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!
* That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
* Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants.
But I never can remember these things so it would probably come out - "When your screaming in a heap next to my bed I'll be able to see you in the mirror by myself later - when I go for a walk."
"I found this at by my school wedged between my desk." ummmm, between my desk AND WHAT? the wall? a chair? a hardplace? argh.
i'd fall for these (if i was drunk)
@hiplains - you make me laugh, i heart you. and i've used the "screaming my name later"....it works.
This is great! What's funny is no one every uses these lines... I mean, usually what I get is "Um, I uh, nice boobs"... I mean, I feel bad even rolling my eyes at that. At least if it were lame I could laugh and MAYBE give them an E for effort. Ya know? Oh well, young love.
mmmm oh yes it does, HPD.
And bored, maybe you just have really, really nice tits
I'd fall for the second one if I knew the guy.
much better than...
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
or
I just ate some skittles, want to taste the rainbow?
or
I lost my teddy bear, want to sleep with me?
lol. the things people come up with.
HPD has the best pick-up lines. The mirror one is new to me...love it!
Those are just adorable!
"Pearls Before Swine" for Aug 20 has Pig trying out some pickup lines on a lady in a bar. Who knew it was Smooth Guy day?
"Nice tooth"
LOL @ JoeBob in Alamaba -complementing on a nice 'tooth'.. poor person only had one tooth in their head and that was the best part about 'em..