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August 08, 2009 |
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He IS Real!
FOUND by Mike
in Groton, MA
I was taking the SAT a few weeks ago and found this on the floor behind me as I went to leave.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Duh! Just don't shoot your eye out!
Those MIT students, so brilliant yet clueless. Calling Santa a dumbass is as big of a mistake as saying "if" the Great Pumpkin shows up.
"But he doesn't come to my house because I'm on the naughty list."
well of course!
for some reason this reminds me of my favorite Christmas joke:
Why is Santa so jolly?
because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
Clearly, written by Bad Santa, as portrayed by Billy Bob Thornton.
"Things are effed up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me effing her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
Santa is real what? Nice? Funny? Fat?
How frustrating! They didn't finish the note.
Yeah, Dumbass! I should know that he is real!
What a nice note to find after taking the SAT.
I hope you did well.
keep the dream alive.
I don't think I know any Christmas jokes at all...but damn, Coyote - there HAVE TO BE better ones than that.
Other real persons:
Easter Bunny
Bigfoot
The other gunman on the Grassy Knoll
Tooth Fairy
Jesus
woOOoOO groton mass, represent..
sorry, but each and every time I saw SAT in these comments, I subconsciously inserted an L, and kept reading SALT.
hmm. sorry. what were you saying?