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October 02, 2009 |
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Ronnie, Dear
FOUND by Elyse
in Enoch's Pub, Monroe, Louisiana
During a night of drinking at the pub, one of my friends found this.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Wow...I thought my family was close. Pantie sharing has never come up.
And EEWWW....that's nasty!
Going to Kathy's Hair Styling for....a new 'do?
Panties and Kathy's Hair Styling must be related somehow....
Listen to Ian Dury, Ronnie! New boots and panties! Give the panties to Mom and Auntie Mae, put your boots on and run, Ronnie, run!
Ahhh Incest a game the whole family can play.
nough cornmeal to ensure a thick but smooth batter and place them on a preheated griddle for not more thre
This is very perplexing.
This is nothing that years and years of therapy won't be able to straighten out.
That, and maybe a shot at a spot on the Jerry Springer show.
it must be a hell of a story, how mom got auntie mae's panties. another thing i'll never know in my lifetime.
@not an albertan in alberta, agreed. Somethings should remain mysteries.
My (boring) guess is that they do their laundry together and ended up with the wrong panties.
Are those the panties your mother laid out?
weird. moms write strange notes, don't they?
aaahh....Mom? Can you just settle this between Auntie Mae and yourself? Thnx, Ronnie.
I'm pretty sure my son wouldn't be interested in knowing anything--let alone more--about my panty situation.
This is hilarious and I'm sober. Finding this during a night of drinking might cause me to lose MY panties!
It's GOT to be some sort of inside joke. (please? just tell me it is.)
Or someone wrote this and dropped it with the specific hope of its being Found.
Joey Stinkeye, that's uh.. kind of a deal breaker.
I certainly hope they are "Granny Panties" and not "Thongs"
This is one of those notes you get where it's like: I reeeeally don't want to call Mom, but she'll give me hell if I don't. All right - tell me about the panties. {sigh}
..just like Ronnie said
Mom, what's with those panties?
Thanks, Farmer, for making me snort out loud on a cold morning (I could almost see my breath...)
You know how they can tell Mom's panties and Aunt Mae's appart? Mom's panties have crickets!
Less creative, perhaps, but: what if this is one of those couples that over the years - because of all those kids - got into the habit of calling each other "Mom" and "Pop"? Or, in this case, "Mom" and "Ronnie"?
There'd still be the problems of why Ronnie would want to know about Aunt Mae's panties, and about why the women switched.
some women switch stuff often....like breastfeeding each others babies....
Was the note attached to the panties? Did Elyse keep the panties? What kind of panties were they? Were they "mom" panties? White cotton, waist high?
Could be the note Mom enclosed in Ronnie's school bag, maybe. You know, instead of "Have a great day at school." Or "Hope your speech goes well today." Or "Don't forget to eat your veggies." Or "When you stop by the bar on the way home from school, pick me up a bottle of Scotch." Maybe she enclosed an extra pair of panties in the school bag in case Ronnie had an accident and had to explain why they didn't look familiar, in case Ronnie was wondering and wouldn't wear a stranger's panties.
EEEWWWW!
Joey Stink Eyes
Is that a Seinfeld joke?
This is a truly funny find. So strange.
Ronnie has been trying on Mom's lingerie. Auntie Mae's, as well. In a panicked fear of discovery, he put the wrong panties in the wrong drawer.
Caught! Whoops, Ronnie, you've got some explaining to do!
@ just wondering: yes. definitely a Seinfeld reference.
Oh yes! I was trying to remember. Jerry's attempt at "talking dirty", that turned his girlfriend off, instead of turning her on, as he intended. Thanks for enexellent reference, Joey Stinkeye!
"Trading Granny Panties."
Sounds like something broadcast on Lifetime Network.
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The most disturbing this is why does her son need to concern himself with whose panties are whose. And why are they laying around? And why does Aunt Mae have moms? Why Why Why
I just noticed the Lincare. Thats a eldery care center. That explains things a bit. Both mom and son are taking care of grandma and they must do grandma's laundry with theirs. And Ronnie could very well be a girl. There, sorry to ruin all the fun.