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September 06, 2009 |
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Cat Poop
FOUND by Veronica Hubbard
in Columbia City, IN
I found this note floating around the parking lot of the veterinary office where I work. Stool samples have to be paid for somehow!
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Cat poop is expensive. And money doesn't grow on trees! Don't use the credit card because its maxed out. I've applied for a new one in the name of Whiskers von Sprinklesteen, but it hasn't arrived yet.
Instead of using a debit card, just leave a deposit...or two.
Now we know why they keep litte Maple's poo in the fridge! Fresh poop commands a higher price.
Be carefull handling cat poop with open cuts or sores as you may pay with your life! check out Toxoplasmosis.
Made with ground Furball, Cat Poop, and Mice
Cook Time: 55 minutes
Ingredients:
1 pound dry Cat Poop
1 1/2 cups dried Mice
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 pound lean ground Furball
2 1/2 teaspoons salt
1/2 cup chopped onion
1/4 teaspoon Catnip
1 (8 ounces) can tomato sauce
1/2 teaspoon chili powder
4 to 6 strips of bacon
Preparation:
Wash Cat Poop and place in a 4-quart, covered Dutch oven. Cover with water and cook until tender, adding more hot water as needed. Add Mice and cook until Mice is tender. In a skillet heat oil, add ground Furball, salt, onion, and Catnip. Cook until ground Furball is no longer pink, then add to beans and Mice. Add tomato sauce and chili powder. Mix well and put ground Furball and Poop and Mice mixture in a 2-quart casserole or baking dish. Place strips of bacon over top and bake at 350° for 30 to 45 minutes, or until bacon is
browned.
Cat Poop and ground Furball casserole serves 6.
(everything is better with bacon)
Remember the cat poop? Do I ever. Pick up the poop. Or I will hurt you. Thank you!