September 02, 2009

Answers
FOUND by Justin M. in North Carolina
Found crumpled in a ball beside a garbage can.
baby basil in the herb garden
Looks like answers to one of those "lateral thinking" quizzes.

The letter E is the most often-ocurring letter in the English language.

I hope the comment at R is not written by the teacher, but from the handwriting it very well could be. Kid should have kept the note as written evidence in case Teach went postal.
+ September 02, 2009 02:04 AM +
Turnip in Birka
Speaking of the English language and thinking of one sponsor of FOUND, the BBC today reports that:
A clothing firm has been criticised for using a model who looked under 16 in a "provocative" magazine advert. The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) ruled the shots for American Apparel "could be seen to sexualise a model who appeared to be a child". In a series of six pictures, the model revealed more and more skin until her nipple was partially exposed. American Apparel argued the model was 23 and the images showed how to use its clothing to create different looks.
+ September 02, 2009 02:29 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

@ Turnip ... 15 is the new 23.


I'm hoping this Find isn't a Myers-Briggs Type Indicator result.
+ September 02, 2009 06:29 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine

What the hell is a Lebber?
+ September 02, 2009 08:55 AM +
Sparky in the electric chair
Of course all of the answers on this "cheat sheet" are wrong. The guy spells "letter" with two "b"s for goodness sake!

Maybe you should kill yourself?
+ September 02, 2009 09:25 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in The Test
Section 1.

Common themes occurring on FOUNDmagazine.com

A. Panty Crickets
B. Ceramic Cats
C. Paul Dancing at a Party
D. People are generally stupid
E. All of the above

The Farmer in the Dell and the Librarian are one in the same person?
Yes or No

People who spend time on FoundMagazine.com should be busy doing other things?
True or False

People that write "apology love" notes
A. shouldn't
B. are generally ignorant
C. eventually end up in rehab
D. commonly hear the sound "Pssshttt" before their notes are discarded
E. All of the above

Robert Keim goes through teachers desk drawers to find pictures to post on Found.
True or False

There is a group of people that place false Founds on Found?
True or False

People sometimes place their own artwork on Found?
True or False

The value of heart felt notes is diminished by the discarding of the object.
True or False

I might have to kill my IT Admin if he firewalls me off from Foundmagazine.com
Skip

People that are negative towards other posters on Foundmagazine.com are referred to as "Trolls."
Skip

People who get offended by other peoples posts on Foundmagazine.com
A. Need to lighten up
B. Take things way to serious
C. Too easily associate with the note content (that was heartlessly discarded)
D. Need to go to some other website forum
E. All of the above

If you are a long time poster on Foundmagazine.com and you go on vacation
you are required to go back and post on all missed items from said vacation span.
Yes or No

God can deliver Toys on Christmas Eve faster than Santa Claus can.
True or False


Section 2.
What ib your faboribe lebber?

Section 3.
What use to be people on the walls of Hiroshima?






+ September 02, 2009 09:25 AM +
judgenmental trolly asswhole in the five way tee from American Apparel
Wow, HPD. You ACTUALLY made me laugh today. Nice. I thank you, and I applaud you. (but I still think you should type Bigger is Better in that little search box, and start from there.)
+ September 02, 2009 09:56 AM +
Beeswax in my own private hell
hipsy, (can I call you hipsy?) I can't thank you enough. Davy's tests are so freakin' hard and I didn't have time to study last night because I was talking with a friend of mine who has some anger issues. You're a lifesaver!
+ September 02, 2009 10:00 AM +
john v in co
The 'lebber E' and the I'm so going to kill you comment made me smile.
+ September 02, 2009 11:35 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

@ H.p.d. ... Bravo! Bravo!
+ September 02, 2009 12:23 PM +
fooch
HPD!! You made my day. You commented about Librarian and Farmer being the same...good point. But..wondering myself if you and Pastor Z were the same...

+ September 02, 2009 04:15 PM +
.South Georgia.
LOVE IT. the answers were all wrong and now the cheater is going to kill the guy who gave him the cheat sheet.

HPD, that was awesome.
+ September 02, 2009 05:16 PM +
Night in gale
The Alphabits Cereal killer strikes again!


(I'm such a loser. I actually took Highplainsman's quiz, and even googled to find the Hiroshima answer. When my search led me to "shadows", I went back to the Find and realized he made up the questions for the answers. Very clever, Highplainsman. You got me.)
+ September 02, 2009 06:16 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
@ Night in gale - I love you - you made my day.
+ September 02, 2009 07:23 PM +
Dog breath in Vernal Utah
HighP must have had some extra time today. I bet your IT admin has nightmares about you. I labbed my asswhole off!
+ September 02, 2009 08:36 PM +
LNGoodson in TEACHER LAND
been on found for years... funny about the farmer.... i hate that his/her shit is always cut off.. funny, he/her didn't comment on this yet but "librarian" did... lmao.. no hate.. all positive vibes... looove found and your comments; i click on comments only when intrigued by the find...
+ September 02, 2009 10:30 PM +
LNGoodson in -itaville
been on found for @ least a year... funny about the farmer.... i hate that his/her shit is always cut off.. funny, he/her didn't comment on this yet but "librarian" did... lmao.. no hate.. all positive vibes... looove found and your comments; i click on comments only when intrigued by the find...
+ September 02, 2009 10:37 PM +
Lol in -itaville
HERE I STAND...
+ September 02, 2009 10:45 PM +
stalking Found
I still think that Hiplains Drifter used to post as smallbear.
+ September 03, 2009 09:50 AM +
Jonathan too in back in my office after the holidays, ho hum
Can’t quite work out the question to which line (1) would be the answer? Looked like a trick question – initial letters of NAMES of numbers, i.e. One, Two, Three etc. – but that gives you O,T,T,F,F,S,S,E,N,T which this isn’t quite.

Where have all the interesting Finds gone lately? Or have I missed them? Ditto the comments?? ho hum.

Oh now I see Hiplainsdrifter is on to me already.

I love Nightingale too.

+ September 03, 2009 12:02 PM +
Chrome Toaster in the Far Corner of the Cosmic Kitchen
I love Nightingale, too! Hey, Jo, you comin' to the party??! Not too late to book a flight, you know.
+ September 04, 2009 09:31 AM +
Jonathan in in the far corner of London, England
Well, it's a bit of a long hop... but truly I wish I could. Hope you all have a wonderful time (and I love you and Kat too!)

Is Hugo coming too? Bet he knows what E,N,T,E,T,T,F,F,S,S,E,N,T stands for. (The map grid reference for the party maybe?)
+ September 07, 2009 03:42 PM +
Night in gale
Awww...I love you guys, too. I'll be leaving tomorrow morning for Party Central. I'm so excited! I'll take lots of pics and maybe a video? xoxo
+ September 07, 2009 09:43 PM +

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