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April 23, 2009 |
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Rabbit Is Rich
FOUND by Luce
in Edinburgh, UK
I often wonder what became of this couple - and what IS inside the groom's jacket?
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I think the groom is packing a huge...pocket watch.
Hernia? Kuato?
massive bottle of vodka- he's gonna have fun at the recpetion
Who is rabbit?
Is Rabbit Rich or is Rich Rabbit.
I am so confused.
it's totally a flask
It's his arm. The one in the jacket sleeve is a fake and the hand will detach when the father of the bride tries to shake it. Hi-LAR-ious!!
The groom looks like the guy in the torn up photo from the graveyard the other day....
She looks like she's trying to come off as prim and proper but she's secretly quite naughty. She looks -way- too knowing to be wearing white.
His whole posture looks weird. I'm calling 'curvature of the spine'; there's nothing in his pocket.
Carrots...
Shotgun wedding: he's pregnant!
It looks like he's packing an old pirate's pistol, the single-shot kind that you have to reload every time. Muzzle-loader, ca. 18th century.
Either that or a colostomy bag, but it's a bit high up...
"Is that a bagpipe in your trousers, or are you just glad to see me?"
I'm voting for haggis.
(Rabbit Is Rich is 3rd in a series of novels by the late lamented John Updike [Rabbit, Run; Rabbit Redux] which this guy vaguely resembles)
My guess is parasitic twin!
Happy Spanking Day to F-man!!
When Scotland Yard finally caught up with Clarence he had 5 axes in the boot of his car. Young Matilda, his fifth bride to have disappeared mysteriously within a year of marrying him (and the only one of the five who had sung in that wildly popular vaudeville talent show down in London) was in the shed in the Lake District ... and in the garage in the Cotswolds ... and in a clothes press in a lonely cottage in Cornwall.
I think they BOTH have buns in the oven.
How odd: he's holding her fist. But that's just one of many things that are odd with this picture.
BTW, Luce in Edinburgh, how'd you come by the picture? Would love to hear the history.
He's not holding her fist. You can see her thumb over his hand.
That woman's teeth look ghastly!
Finally! We can see the faces of the folks from *This* Find:
http://foundmagazine.com/comments/512 !!
Happy Birthday to the rockstar guy with the Babboon Brain!
I think he's holding her hand that way so its a quick getaway to grab the gun in his jacket like said before!!! Nice!
He has the book "Your First Night In Wedded Bliss" that his father gave him. So paranoid he might forget it he made sure to keep it close. Cus we ALL know how this day is gonna end *wink*
This is Prince Charles contracting a secret morganatic marriage to Camilla while still at school at Gordonstoun in 1965.
The thing in his jacket is a HUGE boner, which is why she's looking somewhat apprehensive.
How old do you think these two are?
That bouquet is positively Seussian! It scares me a little. (look what we Found, in the park, in the dark! We will take him home. We will name him Clark!)
I suspect he's packing a 2' tall statue of Mr. Peanut.
I agree, Jason! I can't believe no one else commented on them yet.
lol re: the 2' tall statue of Mr. Peanut. They do resemble brother & sister a bit now that I did look over the picture again. I guess that is why the flowers died. It almost looks as if he's holding someone else's hand, and then she is grabbing both hands from the top.. hmmmm.. Ve'ry interesting..
The groom is hiding that he is 'ready' for the wedding night.
Nice chompers on the bride. It would have been cooler is there was a lightening bolt on her forehead.
his colostomy bag
Wow. I bet they both have really good personalities.
Bless her heart, she needs to see an orthodontist STAT.
...oh I forgot they're British, nevermind.
@looking closely, touche; I now see the thumb.
As for ages? I'd say they were both about 22 in the picture and are now in their late 80s or early 90s if they are still alive.
Couldn't they have sprung for a better bouquet than that? Geez...What are those flowers?
This reminds me of the MASH episode where they find the movie of Frank Burns's wedding.
she got pregant...oh oh...they cross dress so daddy doesn't find out, get married have the baby. Then when its all over and done they switch back. But what will they with the baby......
Agnes and Cornelius were not the most attractive couple, but they made up for it with their naïveté and intelligence. Cornelius, in addition to being less than thin and having terrible posture, liked to keep his security blanket stuffed in his jacket. The two of them lived a long and happy life, having found their perfect match.
You admiring the soft fuzzy sweater--Love your thoughts on the bouquet! I'm thinking they're dried up mums, but it's hard to tell exactly.
I focused on the holding hands too. Her thumb and index finger are around his thumb, but under that, it almost looks like folded fingers. Just angled wrong. Maybe they fell in love because of her odd hand and whatever is going on under his jacket.
i think it´s indeed his arm in his jacket, but his left one which is in a sling?!
Nahhhh...under his jacket he has a parasitic vestigial twin.
Am I the only one who thinks he's kinda hot?....in some very disproportionate sort of way..
Tall Chick, I think you may be the only one....
He's hiding the noose he's going to hang himself with. Can you blame him?
I don't know about his jacket, but I bet she got her glasses in Malaysia!
They both look a little inbred - his face is too large for his head and he's got those "Prince Charles" ears, and don't get me started on "her" - aka unmistakably British. If homeboy isn't a coal miner and she isn't pregnant in this photo, then I'd be bloody shocked, I would.
Also, I think his abdominal bulge is due to the chronic bad posture that comes from years of hard manual labor. Like coal mining, for instance.
Lmao at the last comment.
Completely agreed.
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIG
or better yet, what is up with the brides teeth? just rotten or has she been eating poo