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Get Tan, Get Drunk, Get Laid
FOUND by Anthony O'Donnell
in Maidstone, KY
Found at the Oakwood Park bus stop on Tonbridge Road.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Why does the second author put a jesus fish at the end of every sentence?
by the handwriting, spelling and complete lack of grammar i thought the authors were far to young to be getting prozyz, laid or drunk!
Isn't that the Jesus symbol? That's stupid. haha
"I'm getting laid. Go Jesus!"
Are these boys or girls?
They were totally wasted, man.
Sounds like a couple of soldiers planning leave. Any installations nearby?
Still... shag is so British (prozyz sounds like a Brit abbreviation, too). Did I misunderstand where it was found? Maybe in Maidstone, Kent (not Kentucky)?
I would lay odds (ahem) that this is a Brit find as well. Maidstone, Kent...and Tonbridge Road...gotta be UK.
Prozys=prossies=prostitutes. In KY I should think they would have said "hos." Unless "ho" is used for a woman who acts like a prossie without actually getting paid for her efforts.
i'm with the british interpretation as well.
Good call, JustJoan. There is a Tonbridge Road, Maidstone, Kent, UK, but there's not even a Maidstone, KY, just Maidstone Rd in Lexington.
Gawd, I love Google Maps.
When I googled Maidstone, Kentucky, I got physical addresses for people in "Maidstone, KY ME14 3LR, UK" so the find probably is from the UK, the KY abbreviation just threw our friends at FOUND off a few thousand miles.
If these were two Kentucky teens, this would probably read more like this:
R U goin' to Panama City Beach next year?
Sur nuff
Yep, me too! I'm gonna' bang lots of hookers
You ain't rite
Ya' gotta do what ya gotta do -- wat bout u, wat u gonna' do?
Get tan, get wasted and get chlamydia!
lmao @ cotton. it was the chlamydia that got me.
i googled cyprus. looks like the perfect place to get a tan, get drunk, and get laid. if i was there id do about the same. maybe smoke some UK herb while im at it.
chlamydia got me bwhahaha
@Kermit, etc- I think the Jesus fish is shorthand for "God Willing".
r u goi ig cyprus next year
yea deff, God Willing
yea same im guna shag loads of prozyz
your wrong, God Willing
its gotta b done LOL wat bout u? wat u guna do
Get a TAN, Get drunk nd Get laid, God Willing.
Trying to read all of these notes in shorthand (text speak, ebonics, whatever) the last few days makes my head hurt. I think one person on this site should be the designated translator. (Not it!)
Greek Cyprus? Or Turkish Cyprus?
Cyprus Creek, North Carolina?
Cyprus Heights, Utah?
Cyprus tree in the backyard?
You should never LOL when someone is wrang.
Prozyz is probably Prozac. It's what all the young whippersnappers are up to these days.
Sounds like high school students on their way to college!
shagging = f***ing
prozys = prostitutes.
do we have a british-english dictionary here?
dumb, stupid dialogue..could have been from the movie Idiocracy by the looks of it.
If you were going to Cyprus wouldn't you be trying to shag lots a Cypriots?
I'd rather check out Crete.
@just me in my house, Prozac has no recreational value whatsoever.
Despite his obsession with getting a tan, getting drunk, and getting laid, Brent really was a religious man. He drew a Jesus fish at the end of everything he wrote. Chad wasn't so religious, but he had many fantasies of shagging prozyz. He was of the opinion that it's gotta be done.
Haha, must be college students.. What are prozyz?
*Not it!*
I think those aren't "icthus" (Jesus fish) but just X's to say, "I'm done, your turn." Like saying "over" on a radiophone.
Clearly first one's a bloke - only got one thing on his mind. Second's a girl - the Xs for a start and the clearly defined set of priorities for the day....
Yeah, definitely (or definately) Maidstone, Kent.
And here's Oakwood Park:
http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/86
Good call, Charbon Neautrale -- boy/girl makes a lotta sense, girl signing off with Xs, boy boasting about shagging.
Memo: cross Cyprus off my holiday list.
classic spring break plans. show us your tits!
..although the Austin Powers movies DID bring the word "shag" to the American vocabulary. I've heard lots of people working that phrase in the last 10 years or so. Though it doesn't quite sound right without the British accent..
those aren't fishes OR exxes. They're slactivist ribbons.
Get in, get on, get down, get off, get up, get dressed, get out. (and if you find a better way, pick up the phone and shout..)
Shaggin' a few prozzies, are we, gent'ulmen? What's the 'urry, now? Off to find prozzy in Cyprus, ye tossers?
me thinks its a guy and a girl talking to each other, the jesus fish is an x (kiss) which youngish girls in uk'ish' areas put at the end of like every message! x
Get tan...get drunk...get laid....
my life's ambition.